https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog daily 1.0 2025-12-14 https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/fh195n94bfj23ahkybmu3s46wbvm13 monthly 0.5 2025-12-14 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/646a0e05-cdf2-422f-b191-f70efcd5b526/IMG_6140.jpeg Blog https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f23238c3-db7a-414a-8e44-1c3fabf86f0e/IMG_6141.jpeg Blog https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/330d4cd7-a25a-4305-82a9-36f6fa6ab555/IMG_6137.jpeg Blog https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bf0e13b4-f42e-454c-961c-106fb4400f2d/IMG_6142.jpeg Blog https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/254a1394-605f-4890-a43c-931cf8ce7d7e/IMG_6138.jpeg Blog https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b618b7ac-81e9-48ee-a9b0-6d9fe8250232/IMG_6139.jpeg Blog https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/yxztp8ihotm6khtgzn0bkim5xscbgn monthly 0.5 2025-07-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/adfb5cfb-89b9-4636-8554-905d94855f79/IMG_3866.jpg Blog - Legion of Prada Khaite Grizzo studded jacket A recent acquisition, and contender for the heaviest thing in my closet (second to my Johnsons Leather Type 3 jacket). The studs are real. Now, this is meant to be worn oversized by rail thing girls, but at XS it fits pretty close to my shoulders and the sleeves hit right at my wrist. It’s cut without much shape, resulting in an unflattering fit. But as a creative genius once told me when I tried on a cashmere gown that made me look 200 lbs heavier, “I don’t think being flattering is the point. It’s incredible.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6d4a6e19-5431-4066-a9c1-67aeb50ed084/IMG_3864.jpg Blog - Legion of Prada Chanel 1995 flap bag Even though this bag is from the 90s, it screams 80s to me. It felt appropriate for a denim jacket look. Now if only I had a bob wig and beret to complete the look. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d71b701a-6855-448d-9d16-fe84e84c23bb/IMG_3856.jpg Blog - Legion of Prada Killing of a Sacred Deer tee Last night I watched a new movie with Alicia Silverstone as a pharma marketing exec. It wasn’t as bad as the critics made it seem. That’s all that comes to mind when I look at this shirt. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6b9fa8bc-42ac-47ce-81a9-8cae813269a7/IMG_3854.jpg Blog - Legion of Prada https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2b03deb5-df7f-4ba4-9af9-d54baff84ed7/IMG_3865.jpg Blog - Legion of Prada Prada patent drivers Even if you know your shoe size, Prada shoes vary greatly in fit, which can be vexing. These have perhaps the best fit out of my legion of Prada footwear, and they’ve attracted the most compliments from women. Shine on! https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/7o5mz482pld9koal8v0dx9g0qphtly monthly 0.5 2025-07-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/089d24bf-599f-41f9-8dc3-9d3f1fb1b6d1/IMG_3853.jpg Blog - No apologies https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8889d9f0-f68f-446a-9cba-7b3ae4a4c76f/IMG_3863.jpg Blog - No apologies Loewe Puzzle bag Came in handy as Fugees and I bought cookies and some dewy necessities from Sephora after breakfast. I really wish the shoulder strap was a little longer for a more comfortable cross-body fit. Ended up wearing it over my shoulder, and since I have rotund slopes, it kept slipping off. My kingdom for jagged sheer cliffs that keep a shoulder strap in place. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4d439634-7467-4040-b1c8-b001496b75be/IMG_3859.jpg Blog - No apologies Grade & Gather jacket Easy, breezy, beautiful. HomoGirl. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ab79d5bd-3ff8-4c57-8360-157b1b3ce5eb/IMG_3860.jpg Blog - No apologies Roisin Machine tee I’m making a playlist for one of my longest-standing friends before she and her family move back to the east coast. Roisin Murphy feels appropriate for this friend of mine - cheeky, kooky, soulful, and better with age. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7f44872f-c327-4515-aa73-11972acafb92/IMG_3861.jpg Blog - No apologies Balmain slides I’m just seeing the photo of my dirty slide up close. I make no apologies - summer ain’t pretty. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/a3vx92m4okj6y6jpbmrh662vq3ea14 monthly 0.5 2025-07-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e3e2c36f-fe18-4a9d-a608-6a2504890dda/IMG_3855.jpg Blog - Aging man face Sacai bomber jacket This hybrid zip cocoon is an easy go-to when I go for walks around the neighborhood, or perusing the week’s latest additions at Wasteland. God bless this chilly, breezy June/July, especially in light of the heatwaves in the midwest and east coast. The chilly summer demands I throw this swingy topper on. Who cares if (from the side) it looks like I’m in my third trimester? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bbc4e515-60c4-42e5-b5f4-9fcefa4cde6b/IMG_3858.jpg Blog - Aging man face Prada gum brogues I haven’t worn these guys in a while, and I loved how they paired with the Sacai coat. Offbeat brogues, bombers, and a bald aging man face all conspire to make something of a (pregnant) Nicolas Ghesquiere silhouette. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7658edb0-0c86-4696-a3c2-8a5b31e0c986/IMG_3852.jpg Blog - Aging man face https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5ecb99cf-685e-4d3a-81f3-7eab86d65e98/IMG_3867.jpg Blog - Aging man face Falcon Bowse cap I’ve been defaulting to his cap all week. I wish I had a backup in the same fabric. It’s a workhorse. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9b0c536b-88d2-4d06-9923-35024e7212a9/IMG_3857.jpg Blog - Aging man face Chanel Portobello bag It’s clear that this is the bag my female friends would pilfer from my closet. Even my sister was checking it out, asking if it was new, noting the smaller size compared to my Boy bags. I arched my brow in warning, an inch from telling her to take her hands off of my bag. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/xljl3jwurwyvumnn3xkfuahko709zq monthly 0.5 2025-06-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4c8b6c86-d81b-4926-94c8-1c54a01079c3/IMG_3817.jpg Blog - Other pretty girls Chanel Bombay Boy bag Because I’m too lazy to switch bags. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8867699d-9010-48d7-96ed-aecc34485f5b/IMG_3825.jpg Blog - Other pretty girls Miu Miu trifold While riding Lyft to the office, I had to hop on a Zoom call, so I pulled out my phone to turn on my hot spot. Ended up losing my phone with all of my cards for the ensuing 48 hours, but thankfully all was recovered. I’ve since learned my lesson and am keeping my cards separate from my phone in this micro trifold wallet from Miuccia. For the record: I much prefer the older logo compared to the stacked Miu Miu logo of today. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/61ec32fc-84f5-4411-91b6-bfe79eb608bc/IMG_3827.jpg Blog - Other pretty girls https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1e87dce9-9e8b-4dda-ab73-4682d74950ed/IMG_3808.jpg Blog - Other pretty girls Killing of a Sacred Deer tee I’m a lukewarm Yorgos Lanthimos fan, but I’d never say he’s visually boring. Deer was one of the more interesting films, and I appreciate anything that feels mythical or deals with curses. Fantastic movie poster. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1d31e4e3-13b0-4c84-8cb6-376f8828a895/IMG_3812.jpg Blog - Other pretty girls Nike x Undercover sneakers Maybe it’s because I finally bought the Jun Takahashi coffee table book, but I’ve been defaulting to these shoes a LOT. Suddenly I understand all the other pretty girls in this city who forego shiny pony shoes for comfort. Soon I’ll be leaving the house with flawless makeup and frumpy baggy attire. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f947603d-db4f-4672-b7d0-09b35d6df7b8/IMG_3809.jpg Blog - Other pretty girls Johnson Leathers chevron jacket Breaking and tragic news: I’ve lost my J.Brand lambskin trucker jacket. Beloved. Soft as butter. Crinkly. But let’s be honest - it was dethroned by the custom jackets of the past couple of years. Which brought to mind how Henry discarded Anne Boleyn, which prompted me to put on Boys for Pele and sing uncannily to “Talula”. Such a good song. So yeah, I love my chevron leather jacket. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/qlsilhaqaqtn77aezfmmw726ad6w6u monthly 0.5 2025-06-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a930f859-24ef-4bd8-a775-3845f9b631d0/IMG_3813.jpg Blog - Belly dancers https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a024b404-0738-4d47-a71b-ad8f7539a91c/IMG_3815.jpg Blog - Belly dancers Prada two tone driving shoes Not the most inspired choice, but I was running late. Gossip! Donuts! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ffbb9810-6877-48f0-9f84-3542c3fe5802/IMG_3826.jpg Blog - Belly dancers Candy Wood hat Some say more is more. This hat + belly dancer chain + Tilda + kimono . . . a daring smorgasbord that I’m proud to say didn’t overwhelm. Consider this my pass at festival wear. Not that I’d ever go to festival - seriously. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/de3ba235-3697-47dc-b404-e1ae67d75083/IMG_3816.jpg Blog - Belly dancers Tilda tee So the shopping freeze has ended. And thank God, otherwise I wouldn’t have this stunning tee in my possession. When worn, it’s difficult to not do a double-take, as she and I look so much alike. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/04b0620d-5bc0-4868-acbd-7d38f9dc675d/IMG_3814.jpg Blog - Belly dancers Bellewaera kimono wrap The topper of choice for meeting Powell St. (who recently moved back from LA) for gossip, donuts, and people watching along Montgomery. Considering how much this eco-friendly wrap cost me, I need to wear it at least once or twice a week. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/84f9726a-4476-4cf2-8756-370b8706eabb/IMG_3811.jpg Blog - Belly dancers Chanel Bombay Boy bag I’ve shied away from wearing this guy with its scene-stealing medallion chain, but I figured damn it all, I’m getting my money’s worth. So what if this morning’s barista said it reminded her of what belly dancers wear? https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/pc2pqsgt2adv1ktfkzc6xmxf8s7xdz monthly 0.5 2025-06-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b174a2e8-e848-4a0d-b8a5-1faf70b9cef4/IMG_3821.jpg Blog - Part of me wants to smack myself Gucci horsebit tiger loafers Trying to wear these guys more this summer. The horsebit loafer feels 1970s, which goes with any ascot. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7c5d9e14-7300-4433-b8b6-814f66c3427f/IMG_3822.jpg Blog - Part of me wants to smack myself https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/039bdb29-8770-44fa-855f-070e29437a94/IMG_3819.jpg Blog - Part of me wants to smack myself Vintage navy / red ascot Picked up from a recent stop at Held Over. This received some unexpected compliments from startup founders. Long story. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/45475b0f-e8f5-4318-b40c-e4033a13a775/IMG_3820.jpg Blog - Part of me wants to smack myself Chanel 1995 flap bag Back in rotation. Gentlemen: it’s important to have an all-leather, chain-free Chanel option in your closet. Heed my guidance. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8fa59465-7192-4148-b6ac-7ebda77e1c28/IMG_3818.jpg Blog - Part of me wants to smack myself Rick Owens Alice jacket A part of me wants to recreate this in waxed calfskin but with bomber cuffs and hem. Another part of me wants to smack myself back to my senses and point to the leather goodies already in my closet. Fucking get a grip. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/mh0r5uwe9n2swj16pxwg3k25evgqjn monthly 0.5 2025-06-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/84cea41c-93bd-4b4d-a29f-2d4e0596a757/IMG_3733.jpg Blog - My imaginary hair 1017 ALYX 9SM Mono slides Modern slides to counterbalance everything else above the ankle. It’s Sunday in June - time to let my imaginary hair down! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0271025f-e211-44a3-8eaa-be333e9d0757/IMG_3735.jpg Blog - My imaginary hair https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/deff5e31-0528-4306-bf6f-aed90ec6ea69/IMG_3731.jpg Blog - My imaginary hair Tan H&M cap I have more tan and light caps made of paper than I do basic black ones. Adding to my shopping list. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/66ace6c5-d887-4740-b6f4-bf2b0c8e7340/IMG_3732.jpg Blog - My imaginary hair Tokyo robe A sunny Sunday for errands, window shopping, and lunch at Blue Barn on Polk begged for my robe from Japan. Easy, breezy, beautiful. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/87fcdfab-1033-41a4-a575-442341a1e238/IMG_3713.jpg Blog - My imaginary hair Chanel Bombay Boy Reverso bag The ostentatious medallions blend with the robe, and match the robe’s coins. Perfect for Russian Hill. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/ab49u421q5ca2mj9ctzevcmah8ip92 monthly 0.5 2025-06-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/87b41f81-a11a-4284-be39-1b3ee4a32e5d/IMG_3716.jpg Blog - Safety-pinned https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3e4a3390-1ab7-4bf8-83ab-08f42cee2244/IMG_3695.jpg Blog - Safety-pinned Oufei Hy tiered shirt Again, I love Last Fashion in London. When I tried on this winged shirt, I knew it wouldn’t be a work shirt, but I knew I’d need it in my closet. Cut to volunteering at the LGBT Center’s annual queer prom, and its gothic vampire theme in honor of Friday the 13th. This was admittedly very understated against the parade of custom black (and some white / pink) outfits that prom attendees donned. It warmed my little black heart. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/22e22b11-7c30-45e9-9992-c2cb042b48c3/IMG_3706.jpg Blog - Safety-pinned Giuseppe Zanotti slippers If I were a vampire, I’d probably wear patent leather and safety-pinned satin. Again, understated against the platforms, winklepickers, and 6 inch heels of the crowd. But this prom was for them, not for me. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/i6jym0448gq2igxrfbb575eic39v9r monthly 0.5 2025-06-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/04ad42f5-8d14-403e-ac8d-092f06c8949f/IMG_3729.jpg Blog - Trapezy Chanel Bombay Boy Reverso bag I don’t really own summer bags. I’m telling myself that patent leather and lots of ruthenium = summertime. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/53c4b9f5-1fdb-4528-a670-bfa74462baa4/IMG_3715.jpg Blog - Trapezy https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a21b6e09-365a-4f76-af76-4109421b6e35/IMG_3697.jpg Blog - Trapezy Sacai bomber This trapezy bomber is delicious. I could sit in it all week. I’d been eyeing it at Wasteland but it was priced for more than what I wanted to spend. Patience pays off; I decided to browse the racks after a bizarre day of random conversations (I’m becoming more introverted by the day) and found this on sale for a steal. It was the perfect topper for a windy dinner date with Heath Ceramics atop Macy’s. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b84e43c6-7ebb-4994-86ec-7d9607bc37a8/IMG_3728.jpg Blog - Trapezy Falcon Bowse hat I feel I’ll be buying another hat from this guy before the end of the year. Not the pizza one, though. That’s too on the nose for me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a57e6e0f-eb24-41c0-9843-e33abde9ea8e/IMG_3704.jpg Blog - Trapezy Nike x Undercover sneakers I just bought the Jun Takahashi coffee table book. I will dig my hands deep into it for inspiration for how I dress in my dotage. I’m tired of feeling like I need to tone down my outfits to fit in with San Francisco. This city has officially been killed by boring dressers. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/qu7j5e3abf1227er1kfv23u0824g82 monthly 0.5 2025-06-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4f734ba2-4afb-4e13-bb5e-edb09f9e9b4f/IMG_3709.jpg Blog - The year of restraint Suspiria 1977 tee This seemed appropriate to wear for volunteering at the LGBT Center. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ee221491-aafa-460c-b5d3-5324ef9f5897/IMG_3710.jpg Blog - The year of restraint Rick Owens Alice leather jacket Summer leather courtesy of Rick. I’m seriously tempted to have this copied in waxed cowhide with zip sleeves and zip / snap closer. But I really don’t need any more leather jackets…right? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a06b7e0d-bf21-4e73-ae34-aa9e9723313b/IMG_3708.jpg Blog - The year of restraint Renegade neck scarf Prada Brique bag Silky florals and Prada = modern dandy? I found a true black Prada Cahier City crossbody online at a great price, and was tempted to buy it, but this is the year of restraint (and shitty events). I abstained, and resolved to get all the Prada fix I need from this trusty guy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8e9fe876-d8c0-44c3-9dfa-9ed62d6dd16d/IMG_3717.jpg Blog - The year of restraint https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a83567e4-a332-42a0-be57-9c40f115e5c1/IMG_3705.jpg Blog - The year of restraint Nike waffle sneakers Comfort was the key objective for today’s outfit. I keep reaching for sneakers since switching to slimmer trousers. It feels Jenna Lyons-era J.Crew to me. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/wmje4r18vxhp9zbudzl6njqj1jlpa4 monthly 0.5 2025-06-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/08c40f40-fc7f-427b-b841-94804386e1ac/IMG_3696.jpg Blog - Overabundance Qianrihong flower hoodie Fractional and I spent a heavy portion of our stroll in a Korean fashion store. I love these kinds of shops. Yes, they sell fakes, but they also have unheard-of brands with interesting cuts and patterns. This one caught my eye for its overabundance of tangled flowers, sans color. It came in handy to layer under my coat as the temperature dropped. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/232ea91c-c39b-4535-b784-d90dc0cd5961/IMG_3730.jpg Blog - Overabundance Chanel Bombay Boy Reverso For a pretty muted outfit, medallions were in order. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5231949c-f3c8-4d2a-8102-9d5f56b37858/IMG_3734.jpg Blog - Overabundance https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/06bdae69-a4a2-438a-9523-786c77bb47e3/IMG_3711.jpg Blog - Overabundance ¾ gallery coat Summertime stroll through West Portal with Fractional involved clouds and donuts at George’s, so this gallery coat was the perfect topper. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5c4b1b6b-9be9-4d56-97fa-7d377328cdb4/IMG_3719.jpg Blog - Overabundance Nike waffle trainers Supremely comfy, and pair really well with jangly, noisy patent leather Chanel. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/09jetkyf3g4earqptwzht9pvheezs0 monthly 0.5 2025-06-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/489aaa56-c0f2-46f5-9ea3-d42c7721cd3e/IMG_3638.jpg Blog - Masculine pieces H&M tan paper cap The bill of this cheap hat is poking out, and sweat stains appear through the material, but I’m going to wear this hat for the rest of the season. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/cb6c7df0-8df6-455b-9b64-a6bdf9b123c4/IMG_3628.jpg Blog - Masculine pieces https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5342806a-fcd3-4408-bfcb-819e089d6e94/IMG_3636.jpg Blog - Masculine pieces Prada calf drivers Never pair camo with boots or trainers. Conservative Prada drivers in chewy leather elevate the army look. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/216d2e8f-2119-4a6d-b090-9084bc714304/IMG_3637.jpg Blog - Masculine pieces Kinsella tote From one of Tokyo’s many vintage shops chock full of Americana garb. I didn’t find anything in Kinsella except for their amazing tote featuring navy and red ink and a super handy crossbody strap. After over a decade since buying this tote, it’s still the best store-branded tote I’ve ever picked up. Ever. May it never be lost. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3c009196-4c94-4f72-83ad-597800afa343/IMG_3634.jpg Blog - Masculine pieces Beams camo jacket Sometimes overtly masculine pieces help counterbalance my violently feminine aura. Baseball caps, sneakers, and a camouflage jacket, made of air light nylon so I’m not sweating like some grunt in the fray. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/4b2szcxvjgt2s0byojzdfeffbhxnon monthly 0.5 2025-06-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/98b6d79e-b946-4393-8988-43994f30e97b/IMG_3639.jpg Blog - The white version Terminal D shrug Another find in Camden, among the funnel cakes and leather goods. It can be worn upside down as well. A perfect topper for a lunch date at Per Diem. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/88a79d79-fa2d-4b7c-92de-32f3e91550a1/IMG_3641.jpg Blog - The white version Suspiria 1977 tee Because Summer should always revolve around horror movies. Looking forward to seeing Bring Her Back Saturday. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f5b80a7d-8329-428a-9123-e5be5ae909ed/IMG_3643.jpg Blog - The white version H&M paper cap Summer summer summertime. Time to sit back and unwind. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/87612ba7-b33a-49d2-b0a3-840f75f05387/IMG_3629.jpg Blog - The white version https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3c62ea90-cdb1-4481-b34f-65f939bafee0/IMG_3617.jpg Blog - The white version Nike x Off-White sneakers I own these in blue as well, and should probably sell those. The white version is vastly superior and adapts to all occasions. These fly under the radar until you let your eyes rest on them for a few seconds and you realize they do indeed look bonkers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/02cc3338-617b-42bb-998b-0fce22262ef4/IMG_3640.jpg Blog - The white version Chanel Reverso Boy bag Not the greatest summer bag, but until I invest in a USED Chanel WOC, I’ll make do with this relaxed alternative Boy bag. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/3mjk238hi891vduzu66k1o72v45oa4 monthly 0.5 2025-06-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3330e1ee-ad82-42ac-aa21-c202fed444f9/IMG_3631.jpg Blog - Schoolboy charm Yohji Yamamoto cardigan My wardrobe consists of things that aren’t flattering but are a joy to wear. This spongey, lightweight cardigan feels like it was designed by a kid who wanted a jacket with wide, arty sleeves and room enough for two people wearing it at the same time. My version of a basic beige bitch’s cozy cardigan during PSL season. A forever piece. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/07495382-b78b-4af1-b35b-45c9c3e38e67/IMG_3630.jpg Blog - Schoolboy charm BIS! neckerchief Picked this up in Amsterdam at the BIS! surplus shop. When I first wore it to dinner, my friend Ari ridiculed me for thinking it looked cute. Guess what? I still think it’s cute. So what if it looks like I’m wearing a memento from my most recent victim. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/71b38315-3feb-4b03-995e-8b1aff07a6b3/IMG_3642.jpg Blog - Schoolboy charm https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/43a9d0b7-09ea-49df-adf0-23df0a98aaf6/IMG_3644.jpg Blog - Schoolboy charm KOLO daypack Unfortunately, working in tech requires a backpack. This cubic daypack is wonderful; sturdy, handsome, and unzips around three of its sides, allowing you to peel back the front for full access inside. More schoolboy charm than outdoor adventurer. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/12aa4846-7aab-497c-ae13-f2492a49bcf6/IMG_3632.jpg Blog - Schoolboy charm Gucci horsebit tiger loafers Wore these to the office, as I can’t fucking stand the homogenized, banal uniform of the average tech professional. Where my girls at? https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/f00lo0n6naokgpfn47eejr35o66gfa monthly 0.5 2025-05-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b25a96d0-d34a-45d2-b78e-3547fe67f90a/IMG_3545.jpg Blog - Etched faces of sunbathers Keenkee cap I appreciate a longer bill to combat this obnoxious summer sun we’re having. Shade is your friend, folks. Just look at the prematurely etched faces of sunbathers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/de0e197b-6486-4264-8003-c59873612168/IMG_3532.jpg Blog - Etched faces of sunbathers https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/abe46103-2dbb-4139-8efd-799cad2101d4/IMG_3544.jpg Blog - Etched faces of sunbathers Stubbs & Wootton rope slippers Some say Memorial Day signals the start of summer. For me, it’s when I take these guys out of hibernation. A choice example of when S&W get the assignment right. Sometimes we need a little neon on our feet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e7ba4e64-25da-4bf5-a934-f45b84f97a65/IMG_3542.jpg Blog - Etched faces of sunbathers Needles Type 1 jacket Splotchy Japanese outwear is a summer must. This one feels so nice even while being attacked by electromagnetic radiation. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2603fabf-57ce-41e2-8c95-95f29403e8b1/IMG_3543.jpg Blog - Etched faces of sunbathers Chanel Boy Reverso bag Trying to keep this half-full. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/mxn8jllspiqipbtc4gh1a1b28zt0g5 monthly 0.5 2025-05-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/64352815-de05-4fd9-a72d-97b56dfe39fe/IMG_3549.jpg Blog - Cities (and countrysides) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6b35e3f2-39a8-4883-9609-5900d8b48e90/IMG_3540.jpg Blog - Cities (and countrysides) H&M paper hat To highlight my budding JLo glow. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9197fed8-9531-4a6b-8ec7-ac69e19dbe70/IMG_3537.jpg Blog - Cities (and countrysides) Keren Hart jacket This was one of two jackets I found in a vintage shop in London that reworked old pieces into modern cuts. Since I’m old I can’t recall the name of the store - but I want to say it’s still in London, and that I visited it last year… Or I could be making it all up. The 80s shoulder pads were removed to give this a more louche fit. The print reminds me of S/S 1996 Prada. Questionable wallpaper. Offbeat, mottled chic. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7b68ce2b-5046-4c11-a32d-d6c766322434/IMG_3539.jpg Blog - Cities (and countrysides) Loewe Puzzle bag Seeing Drew Starkey pose with this bag, I think more modern men should run around their respective cities (and countrysides) with a Puzzle bag. It’s a delight to see on men. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8d4975d8-d18a-4de3-8385-953d9c3f3a6e/IMG_3541.jpg Blog - Cities (and countrysides) 1017 ALYX 9SM Mono slides I love me a chunky slide, and I’d say I could walk all day in these beauts if it weren’t for the rigid edge of the leather band that makes these wearable for 30 minutes max. Wearing these slides resulted in the skin of my right big toe being rubbed off. The sting of it all. I think I’ll need to sand down the edges to make these all-day footwear. If that doesn’t work, I’m throwing them in a fucking cauldron and sending them back to Hades. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/ki7hxljpuf1ndxscc7vecfpzj3bp4d monthly 0.5 2025-05-18 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/41f90875-f24e-41ed-99ba-1ec7e6984cfc/IMG_3534.jpg Blog - Don Quixote Fau Chao Ji shirt Made an impulsive reservation at the Rotunda for their last appointment for afternoon tea. The short walk to Neiman’s required a light jacket, so I ferreted out this London keepsake for the occasion. It still feels a little tricky to wear, but I do really love the patterns. This satisfies my crisp white shirt requirement. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b180109c-0936-4930-82ba-90cf54d2d4e1/IMG_3536.jpg Blog - Don Quixote Loewe Puzzle bag + ninja charm Yes, I’ve joined the basic beige legion by affixing a charm on my bag. This cheapie from Don Quijote was one of a dozen that I grabbed during my last Tokyo trip. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5c21907a-7c1c-4a3b-916f-7e352ff310b1/IMG_3530.jpg Blog - Don Quixote https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/67ef1ef8-b074-4d36-82fb-b7333830210f/IMG_3547.jpg Blog - Don Quixote JW Anderson buckle shoe I think it’s safe to say that these shoes are in my top 3 favorite shoes list. Patent, buckles, sneaker sole - they’re highly adaptive to most occasions. Now if only they made a version in cream, red and blue… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/01727558-74b5-4b65-b115-9a0c5b98ccc8/IMG_3535.jpg Blog - Don Quixote Head Shots cap Gave the paper caps a break and went with my trusty black hat from LA. I need to go back to LA this summer, if only for two hours on Melrose. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/9boyogx41uecxwha8rs7d1onini2a6 monthly 0.5 2025-05-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1aaa001e-64c5-4588-b4ef-2c02876dfc28/IMG_3470.jpg Blog - Sockless season Grade & Gather shrug It’s May, and it’s warm. So I’m dressing like some festival bitch but without the denim hot pants with the pockets hanging past the frayed leg hole. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4d1c6683-1cb1-4be4-9d83-e8d33854d6e2/IMG_3469.jpg Blog - Sockless season https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1ffec205-a369-4544-bd08-2c93179a9744/IMG_3471.jpg Blog - Sockless season Rabbit tee Because it’s Spring. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/93576066-4a83-43f2-b45a-76013b59fa2d/IMG_3473.jpg Blog - Sockless season One432 statistic slipper Pairs well with the shrug, and it’s sockless season. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/605299fe-855a-470b-b32a-e8ee2799a9a0/IMG_3472.jpg Blog - Sockless season Candy Wood hat Another hat found while shopping in Koenji. I was thrilled to find hats that weren’t wool and fit my large head. Paired with the shrug, I felt like I needed a curling iron for my blond locks. But I love this hat, especially because it has a strap to prevent it from flying off of my dome. There’s nothing worse than chasing after a wayward hat down Montgomery. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/5xyvu0s3zsni6bvipsb4qi2dmnbtu2 monthly 0.5 2025-05-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/caef9b9e-2cb7-4cd1-89c8-45ace937a7e2/IMG_3479.jpg Blog - Up to my elbows https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/cb9b6b84-5ff5-4070-b92f-d8f9f3107845/IMG_3476.jpg Blog - Up to my elbows Fau Chao Ji checkered jacket Another favorite from Last Fashion in Camden. The gathered sleeves are too short on me, so I can only wear them pushed up to my elbows. Been wearing this guy a lot in the past two weeks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/da25f387-5400-48ba-b663-0d71ef1eb50a/IMG_3475.jpg Blog - Up to my elbows Falcon Bowse hat The leather adjustment strap of this hat used to be super long, and would hang down the back. While in Amsterdam, Fallon came from behind me and remarked that it looked like I had a rat tail. I’ve since cut the strap down to size. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/31831ff9-32d4-49f8-9556-1058893e6ee8/IMG_3477.jpg Blog - Up to my elbows Via Spiga silver bar loafers Purloined from the Nordstrom Rack women’s shoe section for $60. I try to pass them off as Acne Studios. Extremely comfortable but very loud against hard floors. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/6x91os4adftp4pcgolb8o7wfjq95ul monthly 0.5 2025-05-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d1eaf6c0-ea6a-44cd-a3bb-7b7a85bc54da/IMG_3464.jpg Blog - Velvety eyes and mirrorballs H&M tan paper hat I’m quickly becoming a fan of these paper hats from H&M. Yes, they can easily bleed sweat if I overexert myself, but all the more reason to walk slowly and always on the shady side of the street. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9d56b85a-c449-4655-a157-89e10f9fe689/IMG_3467.jpg Blog - Velvety eyes and mirrorballs Chanel Portobello bag Some shine to go with the velvet. Perfect Summer size. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1be3713e-1102-4863-9957-6a02ca7c209c/IMG_3466.jpg Blog - Velvety eyes and mirrorballs Stubbs & Wootton disco slippers For clip-clopping around Neiman’s and salivating over the Libertine pop-up section. If only I could afford one of their festooned jackets (five-figure outwear is obscene). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fbdcc0f2-5f11-48be-be6f-214d656b9be1/IMG_3480.jpg Blog - Velvety eyes and mirrorballs https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a768eac5-08e1-477f-8aa3-90424c5d386f/IMG_3465.jpg Blog - Velvety eyes and mirrorballs Pulp Fornasetti sweatshirt Trading in my old laptop for a new Mac (on which I’m typing!), followed by lunch atop the Rotunda with Vaio, called for quirky comfort. While women wore sunny dresses and men wore stuffy button-downs, I wore velvety eyes and mirrorballs. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/3iggxtm87d7owzpimlappq46suguzz monthly 0.5 2025-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/89bdb088-b5aa-4612-9571-9fc6924ee8a0/IMG_3378.jpg Blog - Hanging past the hem Stubbs & Wootton mirrorball slippers Again, a possible move means milking my wardrobe for all its glory. And what better shoes to wear to Cheesecake Factory for a life update with Heath Ceramics? Gotta enjoy the view from atop Macy’s before it’s gone. In case anyone missed the memo: San Francisco is dead. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/23650389-accb-439b-9e7e-ba7a51c5505f/IMG_3376.jpg Blog - Hanging past the hem Henrik Vibskov box coat Zeus heard my cry and brought the winds and gray skies to console my troubled mind. No better excuse (as if one’s needed) to reduce the cpw of this guy. The perfect hands-in-pocket coat for stalking the streets without a proper job. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8bea9194-295e-4b2c-b6ef-32a5b5c33021/IMG_3377.jpg Blog - Hanging past the hem Beams tee The care tag of this tee is so prominent that it’s always hanging past the hem. Not sure if that was by design. I love this tee, if only for being a soft reminder of shopping every floor of Beams in Shinjuku. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/12161c11-945f-453e-b79a-ef52967a8eb5/IMG_3396.jpg Blog - Hanging past the hem https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/w4gi0asbleskguph6z03yn07vjts4i monthly 0.5 2025-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e9d7c481-8f30-4393-85fe-26243423f515/IMG_3369.jpg Blog - Druthers Chanel Bombay Boy bag Velvet? Check. Patent Chanel? Duh. Pile on the gayness. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/39fb242d-9c8c-4cb2-bf30-155f0af25630/IMG_3395.jpg Blog - Druthers https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c1b9cc60-a89c-4cfb-9963-015ab3aad160/IMG_3367.jpg Blog - Druthers Prada fringe loafer I remember when I aspired to move to San Francisco while I was still a student at Berkeley. I would make pilgrimages to Banana Republic (on the street where I now live), dreaming of having a salary that would afford me a wardrobe like what I saw in store. The August before senior year began, I bought shoes at Banana Republic that were more appropriate for the office than campus. My whole look was a mess. Imagine if I had purchased these instead… life would have been so much prettier (and comfier). Like I could have afforded Prada back then. Blah. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/81c69893-c755-4565-a478-11589c18a61d/IMG_3368.jpg Blog - Druthers Anthropologie w&b cap Might be getting too warm to wear this wintry favorite. Whatever. If I had my druthers, I’d wear scarves and leather through the haziest summer day out of spite. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/13186add-648b-4af9-aebd-7c90d2f6a1db/IMG_3366.jpg Blog - Druthers Velvet tapestry coat For a lick-our-wounds lunch with Loyee in Hayes, I opted for velvet. I need to get as much mileage out of this new acquisition while I can. Could I really move to someplace warmer and more conservative? Shudder to think. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/3cbhqv5i285tax9ci3l8wkonfzqbxj monthly 0.5 2025-04-26 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4cf9ce27-b798-44f7-bca1-b6993c6f55c4/IMG_3361.jpg Blog - Stick around Rabbit tee My current phase in life calls for as many good luck totems as possible, so bring out the white rabbits. Stay calm, remember shopping in Budapest, and carry on. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/48c16f08-4ed3-4802-81a4-9bb5d82cc269/IMG_3362.jpg Blog - Stick around Bellewaera patchwork wrap Trying to deal with oncoming warm weather with pieces that excite me. This will be the last big ticket purchase for perhaps the rest of the year, so I’m going to wear the shit out of this this spring and summer. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e670d2ec-2833-4629-bcdb-36da820c5c44/IMG_3363.jpg Blog - Stick around Christian Louboutin beaded slipper Perhaps too fancy for Chevy’s in south San Francisco, but nothing’s too good for dinner with Dubs. You know you’ve met people who really get you when you agree to discuss midlife crises over unlimited chips and liquid smoke salsa. If they brought Chevy’s back to downtown SF, maybe I’d stick around. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1f3694a2-e936-4759-b13d-c5edd7fcd20e/IMG_3394.jpg Blog - Stick around https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/ibw3zswgcb3unyq9reeb7cmdi94ctt monthly 0.5 2025-04-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4c984f8f-eeae-4cb7-ad0d-814380b233fa/IMG_3332.jpg Blog - Confectionary One432 stats Maybe it’s the effect of all the See’s chocolates I’ve been consuming to offset professional depression, but I felt the need for confectionary footwear this Sunday. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c8d38fdd-15e0-4056-a751-edea4b6a5ab4/IMG_3330.jpg Blog - Confectionary Chanel Bombay Boy bag Some quilted patent gloss to offset the muted black ensemble. I’m appreciating the Chanel bags I held on to after seeing how egregiously low my Edinburgh and 1995 ones sold for. I feel more than robbed - I feel bereft. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a57aa20e-f01e-4fa5-ac77-4b446297f540/IMG_3331.jpg Blog - Confectionary H&M paper cap Dover Street Market neckerchief When Syco and went floor by floor in London’s Dover Street Market, we examined and tried on a number of oddities, but I only bought this £7 neckerchief. A utilitarian reminder of that lovely day of shopping with one of my favorite people. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ff3df0f2-948f-4dbd-8465-990c3fdee4db/IMG_3335.jpg Blog - Confectionary https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/dee6fc56-77fa-42ed-89f8-ba83235eb7b6/IMG_3329.jpg Blog - Confectionary IISE bomber jacket People always think I’m layering a vest over a jacket when they see me wearing this. Illusions are good. One of the last purchases from downtown Nordstrom (RIP), and at a steep discount thanks to Weerez’s birthday gift card (thanks again). IISE was a really interesting Korean streetwear brand prone to very interesting cuts and fabrication, and this one’s no exception: a cropped bomber with generous sleeves pieced to the body with sections of mesh, providing ventilation and making this a perfect black jacket for summer. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/c02beel385qnxdww9hd5364oiq4ycr monthly 0.5 2025-04-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/68ee402c-f621-4b00-83e2-abb3153693f2/IMG_3325.jpg Blog - Tchotchkes David smoking tee Fetched from a souvenir shop in Rome during an evening stroll with my siblings. Saw this in a number of stalls, so it’s far from singular, but sometimes mass-produced tchotchkes are the best. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/26febecb-744f-4adf-81de-cd8e177ede98/IMG_3326.jpg Blog - Tchotchkes Kiko Kostadinov jacket There’s so much to love about this oft-neglected piece: the luxe lining, the cropped generous cut, the graphic details. But what I most love: the beautiful pockets into which I shove my hands while I wait for the crosswalk. It forces a pose well struck. Note to self: wear the hell out of this this spring. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6b05dead-1866-4970-98b6-e7b4eb45c626/IMG_3328.jpg Blog - Tchotchkes Nike waffle sneakers The walk was entirely on clouds thanks to these guys. If I ever run away from this life with only a rucksack on my back, these will be the chosen ones for my immaculate feet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4409c9ae-1f27-4dc6-a3d2-936c7957bb18/IMG_3327.jpg Blog - Tchotchkes Topologie yellow bag I tried to fall back in love with the city by going for an afternoon walk, so I opted for an easy bag for phone, handkerchief and keys. Good for holding See’s chocolates (they gave me TWO free samples), but alas the walk was more heartbreaking than enchanting. San Francisco is dead. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5497ed61-239b-499f-beea-7b84592636a3/IMG_3334.jpg Blog - Tchotchkes https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/xfjata24t0tvtc33nbku6lyz7daruw monthly 0.5 2025-04-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7b8a85f8-8505-48e6-8048-8060b2368ea9/IMG_3333.jpg Blog - Halcyon days in Tokyo https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1a5579ce-4a2e-46cf-9e1b-70034dac3fd1/IMG_3323.jpg Blog - Halcyon days in Tokyo Heart band tee A trip to San Jose for indulgent food and comfy time on my sister’s couch called for a beloved band tee that I’ve been known to fall asleep in (planes, hotels, my own couch). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bf195aab-9772-4d9d-b0f8-83d61a26ad71/IMG_3322.jpg Blog - Halcyon days in Tokyo Bellewaera wrap top As I waited for Berlin at the Renegade Craft Fair last month, I did quick damage by finding this hand-dyed patchwork wrap top. Perfect for the warmer weather, but it came with tedious care instructions that make me a little nervous. Let it be known: I’m not a fan of the name Bella and its permutations (Belle, Isabella, etc.). Makes me think of girls in foundation and sweats running to Starbucks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/307bae9f-5db3-4ae5-8706-654fe8f30c30/IMG_3321.jpg Blog - Halcyon days in Tokyo Acne Studios Distortion bag I cannot swap this guy out. He’s become something of a security blanket during this stressful week. The unfinished spongey leather feels appropriate for warmer weather. And yes, black leather all summer please. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b7c612b1-6a2f-4c82-85e3-ecb6cd3b8a37/IMG_3324.jpg Blog - Halcyon days in Tokyo White leather plimsoles Scuffing these guys up for the coming months. As easy as Target slip-ons, and a much-needed reminder of halcyon days in Tokyo before life fell apart. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/dnx96kht7l1gcfqy2rozfx48m2wujc monthly 0.5 2025-04-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f81b3ee4-3bca-4534-bd98-169e88d83f89/IMG_3288.jpg Blog - Banana split Suspiria 1977 tee A plain black tee didn’t feel right for the cardigan, so I opted for a little graphic distress. The face on this shirt accurately matches my mood these days. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/65ea7744-a409-46c2-8e3f-eac1a752cb98/IMG_3289.jpg Blog - Banana split Gucci horsebit tiger loafers Sometimes more is more. In total, today’s look was a smattering of my favorite colors and motifs. I dressed up for the sake of my friend. Went well with a big banana split with a hair in it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/682ce2d5-44c2-4aa5-8ebb-e2684953a61e/IMG_3285.jpg Blog - Banana split https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5e38b79e-c1ab-48e6-bbdf-fb945ddc18c1/IMG_3287.jpg Blog - Banana split Needles floral cardigan For my lunch date with a dear Dutchman in an old style diner, and I wanted to help bring a little cloudy sunshine to our current week, so I pulled this guy out. He took note of my abundance of color when I arrived. Whether or not it brought him joy is anyone’s guess. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/51bc7467-fdc5-42c8-a86e-8ea2a1aa08ac/IMG_3290.jpg Blog - Banana split Kin granny floral socks Again. I love Kin socks. These £7 granny socks have a murky floral quality that made them stand out from the tray of socks they were in. Sheer when worn, and I love a sheer sock. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/x9w9m3ctrh9yeh79zyvqzuj8y4ovp7 monthly 0.5 2025-04-12 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f45aebe9-03c0-4193-a354-c17204ef9b67/IMG_3294.jpg Blog - Lady at the museum Acne Studios Distortion bag To complete the old rich bald gay lady at the museum look. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a824928d-2c3c-4f3f-bcfd-0e4527ce0a06/IMG_3286.jpg Blog - Lady at the museum https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/029c9db0-b28f-494b-b9bf-59edb19d5570/IMG_3291.jpg Blog - Lady at the museum Personal Shopper tee Just because I’m starting a life of penury doesn’t mean I need to look like it. This beloved tee might have only a handful of lives left before I need to retire it. Maybe I’ll find something new in San Diego when I’m down there for Easter. I believe in milagros. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/425ab4d7-deed-405f-bc23-bb9daee78f4a/IMG_3292.jpg Blog - Lady at the museum ¾ gallery coat I’m tempted to refer to this as a gallery coat. Don’t ask me why, but it feels appropriate for wandering large show rooms while carrying a ladylike handbag and donning a veil or fascinator. Alabama mistakenly referred to this as a cape. I had to point out that it has sleeves. The material feels like a linen blend, making it appropriate for Spring. It has a pleated silhouette that gives an unexpected curve to the back when I move. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6a0cdb26-78bb-48ce-8697-ad3444dbf4d4/IMG_3293.jpg Blog - Lady at the museum White plimsoles Soft marshmallow shoes for a very rough, jarring, but not entirely unexpected morning that interrupted breakfast at MKT. Long walk ahead. Here’s to a gentle (but undoubtedly uphill) path. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/3rz10tzmkn3pnxlyscxsggdgouzifr monthly 0.5 2025-04-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f6525ff6-3051-4b8f-ba93-009b1a844ed9/IMG_3263.jpg Blog - Apple pie truffles https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1096a0da-3fac-40f6-bfb5-cad2f659259c/IMG_3241.jpg Blog - Apple pie truffles Grade & Gather shrug I think this qualifies as a shrug. Maybe a cape? Not a cardigan. Whatever. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ffaa625b-468a-4df4-80a4-eb3621e3c756/IMG_3245.jpg Blog - Apple pie truffles Point Blank tee When impending doom is occupying your head and all you want to do is go to your neighborhood See’s for apple pie truffles, neon pink talons are in order. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3bcc4984-d47e-433b-97a7-5a4d903585ae/IMG_3244.jpg Blog - Apple pie truffles H&M paper cap This is actually made of recycled paper. Which means I only wear it when I don’t intend to sweat. Perfect for a stroll for chocolates. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c382fd6f-b1a0-4676-9f50-5434064346ae/IMG_3250.jpg Blog - Apple pie truffles Sou Sou numbers shoes Kin striped socks I really love Kin socks. When I was in Shoreditch, I made sure to swing by their stall in Brick Lane Vintage and picked up a couple of new pairs. These b&w ones have quickly become a new favorite. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/69fa1176-745d-4899-a842-33f58aba634f/IMG_3260.jpg Blog - Apple pie truffles Acne Studios distortion bag A lady needs her purse when she goes to See’s and asks for a sample. In dark chocolate. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/97l0x28pfy226icswievm7mgr942r1 monthly 0.5 2025-04-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1afeafb5-6c93-4064-acd6-869113c186e5/IMG_3264.jpg Blog - Springtime in Bavaria https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a2a0967b-1888-4e9a-8d84-afb13dbe0998/IMG_3258.jpg Blog - Springtime in Bavaria Mikami tote For bringing your work laptop to Peet’s on Cole to finish 16 nurture emails. And you’ll never know how they’ll perform. Whatever. 2025 blows. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/59782505-a6e0-4648-b408-9f31c9c6e64b/IMG_3256.jpg Blog - Springtime in Bavaria Prada saffiano two tone drivers Thought I’d lighten up the mood with a little brown with my black. So springtime in Bavaria. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/77c57fa2-a9f6-4993-8cb3-801c0698fd68/IMG_3246.jpg Blog - Springtime in Bavaria Rabbit tee Someone recently joked that I’ll need to start leaning into my gray clothes with the warmer weather. Whatever. In honor of Easter and all its eggs. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d4347d0d-89c6-4ee5-84aa-20413a98f62c/IMG_3243.jpg Blog - Springtime in Bavaria Dash and dots jacket Wore this to lunch with Astronaut. He didn’t say anything about it, but I caught a glimpse of myself in this jacket and I have to say it’s not the most flattering shape. I also wore it on what was to become my last working day with my shitty startup. So this is an all-around bad garment. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/wa9x8qyrj3rxvu1hftb4q67z968u3c monthly 0.5 2025-04-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/46795390-6286-4d31-b11b-81cf4b7f8b4c/IMG_3265.jpg Blog - Dark side of the street https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/48757921-de38-4306-a689-a925af73c42a/IMG_3239.jpg Blog - Dark side of the street Acne Studios distortion bag My version of a 1940s top handle frame bag. I feel like a lady with this spongey geometric marvel. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e6ce013b-c3e1-45ff-9152-fb7ab756977d/IMG_3248.jpg Blog - Dark side of the street Keenkee cap Olivia Rosselli scarf The Keenkee cap has an exaggerated bill that grants lots of shade, but can look cartoonish. Which may have clashed a little with the Rosselli scarf. I kinda felt like a bald geriatric Boy Scout. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f23acad0-1f00-41bf-b91d-ca177b80c39c/IMG_3240.jpg Blog - Dark side of the street Johnson Leathers chevron jacket Spring insists on treading on me, so I must wear the leathers while it’s still chilly on the dark side of the street. I’m going to wear this to Easter mass in San Diego. I don’t care. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/24fafc8e-7a2d-4d47-8436-a5ff86a36188/IMG_3254.jpg Blog - Dark side of the street Prada soft driver shoes My first pair of Prada drivers. I was torn between a chunky combat boot and this pair. The maiden shoe that launched a thousand more pairs of drivers (ok, not a thousand). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3d038bf0-45af-4dcd-97c2-0b329ca46b90/IMG_3251.jpg Blog - Dark side of the street Needles green cardigan Lincoln met up with me in Napenthes in London, where I reviewed the latest Needles cardigans. Didn’t see anything that came close to this workhorse. My favorite cardigan in my possession. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/q7g8c4114m43hyh5sib1srbfmm37l8 monthly 0.5 2025-04-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/dba4e8cc-e9bc-4a4a-a5e4-d78de3fe5988/IMG_3211.jpg Blog - T-square https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d65d4fba-ed02-4a62-af02-27133822d61f/IMG_3207.jpg Blog - T-square Prada Brique bag Simple, so as not to compete with the jacket. While abroad, Syco and I went to Prada on Bond St., and I saw that they reissued the Brique in gray. So tempting, but I showed retraint and walked away. This is what it means to be a responsible aging gay man. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/51d0c8fe-c7f0-4191-8a29-7cbecf896cf4/IMG_3209.jpg Blog - T-square Prada navy / blue loafers Loafers, drivers, whatever. These weren’t the right shoes for today’s outfit. I knew I’d made a grave mistake on the walk to work, but I had to face the music and deal with my life choices in the office. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/35b2118e-cd70-4675-96b9-9c0d9a97b626/IMG_3205.jpg Blog - T-square Dash dot jacket Another birthday treat from London, from the Spitalfields stand where I bought quilted pastoral jacket. Ultra comfy and cozy, but the back of my mind worries about running into an artsy lady of a certain age wearing this same topper with red glasses, spiky silver hair, and a T-square sticking out of her Trader Joe’s tote. The type of person who uses “funky” as a compliment. This must never happen. Protect me, Satan. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/h2tqmavzpu9lyi1kl0gf8h8o568np6 monthly 0.5 2025-04-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5528d668-b230-4d7a-9802-dbf031dc921a/IMG_3210.jpg Blog - Celebrate ugly https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d368d80d-5921-45af-a7a1-0efe10fdadda/IMG_3204.jpg Blog - Celebrate ugly Prada black saffiano driving shoes Spring means driving shoes. I’m feeling conflicted though - right now I wear the same bootcut black trousers that, in all honesty, don’t suit these types of shoes. I’ve historically worn these with skinny pants (to which I may never return) and cropped pants. Prada’s website shows a model wearing driving shoes with roomy tapered pants piled on top. Hmm. They do like to celebrate ugly. Maybe I need to get into the habit of wearing these with my current bootcut trousers (since I own about 6 of the same pair of pants) and acclimate. I have to, considering how many pairs of Prada driving shoes are in my closet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3c262b3f-77bf-4b6f-8d9e-b7aa9fff1b52/IMG_3201.jpg Blog - Celebrate ugly Fau Chao Ji shirt jacket Upon landing in London, I checked into my “home” on Fleet Street, showered, changed, and promptly headed to Camden to visit my favorite shopkeeper in Last Fashion. I was dismayed to learn she was traveling and wouldn’t be around while I was in town. I had 40 minutes before I had to meet Syco on Regent Street, so I scanned the racks and found this Frankensteined shirt jacket. Wore this today for final birthday celebrations in Gilroy with Unsung Diva. As I headed to BART, I checked myself and the shirt in a window, only to hear two girls laugh and tell me not to worry, and that I looked great. God’s people. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/87b56fba-e445-4a5f-8d84-50f68ba62c3e/IMG_3202.jpg Blog - Celebrate ugly Chanel Boy Reverso bag I’m very tempted to attach charms purchased in London to this guy, as a means of dolling him up for Spring. Trendy? Yes… but customization is always a good thing. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/16fiurwa3hxpdsolkm1mz1kkdkwz7q monthly 0.5 2025-03-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/afae30db-5e78-499e-944d-4420b58a62f0/IMG_3160.jpg Blog - Tyrannosaurus arms Velvet tapestry coat After combing the racks at End, Clutch Cafe, Liberty, Machine A, and numerous vintage shops, I finally found my birthday present to myself in Spitalfields Market. I always fall hard for something whenever I stop here before a Nando’s break. What better time to break it in than at my last meal at Sketch? My repeat visits (this trip alone) did not go unnoticed by Henry, my server, who loved not having to explain anything to me, and gave me a sweet farewell note. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8df33fc3-0224-404d-9116-da363dec9009/IMG_3135.jpg Blog - Tyrannosaurus arms https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c90c1a11-80ab-41eb-b9eb-b52ba14a6d11/IMG_3176.jpg Blog - Tyrannosaurus arms Robbie Williams 1995 tee The National Portrait Gallery’s retrospective on the photographic work from The Face brought back the 90s through images including Thom Yorke, Massive Attack, the Spice Girls, Ryan Gosling, the cast of Kids, and Kate Moss, with “Buffalo Stance” on repeat. I nabbed the companion coffee table book and a tee of Robbie to keep the nostalgia alive. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/03274a5a-1095-4d20-9f9b-50b0a4b3272a/IMG_3182.jpg Blog - Tyrannosaurus arms https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/adb1eea7-6a71-4755-b250-0be439bbb90b/IMG_3165.jpg Blog - Tyrannosaurus arms Dior winklepickers As much as I love London, its preloved designer offerings aren’t the strongest. Notting Hill Retro Clothing is one of the few places that gets high marks for always yielding surprising pieces; I tried on Craig Green, Dries, and some harshly cut jackets in my first five minutes in the store. Yes, the jackets are hung too high for me and my tyrannosaurus arms to reach, but the staff are friendly and helpful. These shapely £70 beauts look like Hedi Slimane-era Dior. Let’s just say that they are. They suited yet another meal at Sketch. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/gr7ne6xwt5j75p4y9cixvu8a1ivx86 monthly 0.5 2025-03-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4c70019a-fb47-4d2a-a5ca-bb8488d430bf/IMG_3171.jpg Blog - Men in a tea room JW Anderson sneakers Serendipitously worn on the day when Syco fell in love with a JW Anderson bag fashioned after a house (with an adorable JW anchor on the door). Despite thinking about the bag for the next 36 hours, she ended up passing on it. Her restraint is legendary. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e081c0f9-c623-40c0-8284-8397e8b8a384/IMG_3166.jpg Blog - Men in a tea room Kardo shirt jacket This was a magical choice to bring on this trip. Worn especially for tea with Lincoln at Fortnum & Mason. I’m a firm believer that whenever you see men in a tea room they are either accompanying their female partner or are gay. This shirt made it abundantly clear from which camp I hailed. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/92241116-87a7-43bd-a9d9-4e504b0154f9/IMG_3181.jpg Blog - Men in a tea room https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5bf6a50b-fd13-4dbe-9aa1-bbd59ba98ae0/IMG_3172.jpg Blog - Men in a tea room Personal Shopper tee I passed by St. Pancras Station and thought of the text-driven portion of this film, when Kristen Stewart’s character takes the train from Paris to London to pick up a dress for her demanding boss. If only I looked as cool as she did, texting some crazy killer while going through security. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/328209b7-8628-41a1-bfbe-89a6e38ac465/IMG_3167.jpg Blog - Men in a tea room Johnson Leathers chevron jacket This guy enjoyed his maiden voyage abroad, and proved both a daily companion and hefty reminder that bespoke leather trumps the off the rack leather jackets I saw throughout this trip. Appreciate what you have! https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/1jesuojgpaz44zup2p6lr39inl7t0u monthly 0.5 2025-03-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/40069a91-76a4-4b21-95f1-f85ecb3a916c/IMG_3170.jpg Blog - Tendrils Isabel Marant sneakers These troopers served double duty: appropriate for traipsing through Liberty and Hyde Park with Syco, but also great to wear to the gym — at 3am. Thanks jet lag. :/ https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/472defde-e2d5-4cc2-9ff4-a61edbbff839/IMG_3183.jpg Blog - Tendrils https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d84fd717-d322-4b82-a011-992d2c8f1fed/IMG_3168.jpg Blog - Tendrils Weekday tee Picked up a fresh black tee from Weekday, in a lighter heft now that it’s Spring. And you know what I say about Springtime attire: time to put away your black clothes and start wearing your black clothes! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fdd38ec1-fa83-450c-a357-f27904f3fba6/IMG_3161.jpg Blog - Tendrils Chanel Portobello zip flap Oak + Fort sling bag The only purse I needed on this trip. It helped remind me that I needn’t look for any new leather bag - I have nice ones that are loyal and functional. Sadly, the Oak + Fort bag was used only once. It did prove useful on my solo shopping morning at Spitalfields and Shorditch (one of the salespeople at the vintage mart complimented it, which was nice of her). The bows were coming undone and falling off by the time I made it to Notting Hill for used magazine shopping. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/09f1d6a6-8100-4bb9-b9c0-ce25297c6313/IMG_3174.jpg Blog - Tendrils Henrik Vibskov box coat This guy received praise from both Syco and the makeup artists at Selfridges. Perfect for blocking the wind, and for Sunday tea at Sketch. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1600e7cd-a126-4fe4-b02d-e345fa9903c9/IMG_3162.jpg Blog - Tendrils Cognomen vest A gilet when worn in the UK, and a hazard if not braided to the right length (perish the thought of one of its tendrils grazing an airplane toilet!). While thin, it’s made of tight wool, and my god did I break into a sweat huffing through Heathrow and Paddington to get to Holborn. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/6mov0c6ok6jd5n6gtmk75cha4bob3z monthly 0.5 2025-03-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1683d7cc-df50-4c2b-bdbb-9c974759109d/IMG_3056.jpg Blog - Cerulean workhorses Henrik Vibskov box coat While waiting for my Uber on Haight, a jaywalker shouted “Nice jacket!” as she passed by me. I thanked her and stared at my reflection in a storefront window, appreciating the coat the rest of my wait. I have no shame. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ad26f1ae-0820-4feb-addb-c7ad559ec1d3/IMG_3051.jpg Blog - Cerulean workhorses Prada leather slip-ons Pulled these cerulean workhorses from storage as an option for my upcoming trip. After testing them out today, I think they might go with me to England. Prada knows how to make a beautiful leather shoe for all-day walking. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c267a88f-9627-4475-926e-3dc19783d98c/IMG_3054.jpg Blog - Cerulean workhorses Prada Brique bag Laocoön and His Sons tote Bags of choice for window shopping in a crowded Wasteland and later picking up strawberries, unsweetened soy milk, and Newman’s Own cookies from Gus’s. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4b93853a-0f7c-4a23-b3b9-b42d624ee936/IMG_3039.jpg Blog - Cerulean workhorses https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/98656c86-6dde-470c-8990-af711f381be5/IMG_3052.jpg Blog - Cerulean workhorses Suspiria 1977 tee In honor of Women’s Month. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/gw1dklmf9j810c4xo7wupqutk3vyqk monthly 0.5 2025-03-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/62ba303e-fcb4-498b-9539-9feae39be815/IMG_3060.jpg Blog - Lounging in LA https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5fbc0910-3997-4b6c-9e62-e15aa975a1ca/IMG_3048.jpg Blog - Lounging in LA Prada Brique bag Mikami tote My bags of choice for a quick Japantown run for Shiseido eye patches, chocolate mochi, and the latest issue of Men’s Non-No. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c0f7ef61-322a-4e70-8838-3c0c6096e533/IMG_3047.jpg Blog - Lounging in LA Saachi kimono A beloved buy from Mildblend during my last trip to Chicago. I feel like a Japanese lady lounging in LA when I wear this. Don’t ask me why. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/108a4c91-aeae-46f3-b519-1cadc2ab1543/IMG_3045.jpg Blog - Lounging in LA Personal Shopper tee The collar is worse for wear but shall remain in rotation until holes take shape. Recently rewatched this favorite film, and am still jealous of her character’s shabby chic look. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/25ff1f36-b7c1-4264-818c-7dd3b4279879/IMG_3062.jpg Blog - Lounging in LA H&M faded cap Isabel Marant sneakers To counteract the risk of looking like a leisurely lady in LA. I’ve got to keep up appearances. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/1oy6dl0is6dsqltbn8zi2toflx92s9 monthly 0.5 2025-03-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a32a8cfe-fb89-4b98-9de7-91cf77850876/IMG_3059.jpg Blog - Confetti on the floor Sou Sou numbers shoe With so much black, I needed a sprinkle of digits at my feet. Like mathematical confetti on the floor of a poorly-attended birthday party. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ab4219b8-2915-4243-adb3-47c30f51bc31/IMG_3044.jpg Blog - Confetti on the floor Johnson Leathers chevron jacket Priming this guy for the birthday trip next week. I’m so tempted to order a custom cropped bomber in this same waxed cowhide - but I need to appreciate what I have (and this is barely 6 months old). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6e730133-4257-483e-bc26-fca2f419eaed/IMG_3042.jpg Blog - Confetti on the floor Burberry Prorsum scarf This is the only item I have from my Barneys Warehouse Sale hunts, from my favorite Spring season of theirs (I also scooped up a Prorsum trench from the same collection, which I sold a while back). I scored this for around $120. Airy, silky, vast yet super compact when folded, in my favorite shade of pink. Gone are the days when I’d pair it with my former beloved Ever washed lambskin leather jacket (another Barneys treasure). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/32f0bb58-abd3-4016-b273-dd3da69a3b2e/IMG_3043.jpg Blog - Confetti on the floor Chanel Portobello zip flap bag I’m basically wearing my London uniform, which includes a quilted glossy block of a bag. In other news: I’ve jettisoned the Edinburgh and 1995 Chanel bags… RIP. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/612fe53a-f556-4aee-bafc-b5898bbba896/IMG_3050.jpg Blog - Confetti on the floor H&M sheep cap Everyone’s clamoring about how it’s finally Spring, but I’ll swap out the wooly accoutrements when it’s Fourth of July, thank you very much. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/15daa87e-93b0-4ff6-80b6-edd890a92177/IMG_3040.jpg Blog - Confetti on the floor https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/dnejvctbqwzijp1cnm9o6nkysf3kd8 monthly 0.5 2025-03-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5263e0a7-0f3b-41c7-9d61-77b6b3b8bb02/IMG_3003.jpg Blog - Slipping and squawking Chanel Portobello zip flap bag Frontrunner to bring to London. I’m really paranoid that all this anticipation is going to jinx my birthday. Must find a protection spell. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/879146e5-d79d-496f-afb3-323fb4b97b61/IMG_3007.jpg Blog - Slipping and squawking https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/88d591ce-e5e9-4442-802d-61e5d50faaf1/IMG_2999.jpg Blog - Slipping and squawking JNBY graphic coat Talk about silver linings. After spending a couple of rainy days in Seattle with Moat, we spent our last morning at Top Pot, enjoying donuts. I pulled out my phone to confirm my flight time for 7pm that evening, and was stunned—STUNNED—to see that my flight had been 7am, a few hours ago. Many things went wrong during this trip. Wrong hotel (under construction with two very large groups and one operating elevator), no virgin pina coladas at the rooftop bar, and now this. But when God closes a door, he opens a window in the form of one last jaunt to JNBY, where I efficiently culled a dozen things to try. I decided on the most graphic and packable item, and headed to the airport, where my flight was delayed for three fucking hours. I was a shell of a man by the time I made it home. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/13b6d5b1-ac86-40da-ac40-b7984b38f35b/IMG_2998.jpg Blog - Slipping and squawking Rick Owens Alice Strobe jacket There really is no greater feeling than waking up and seeing my window and the building next door wet with rain. It appears my spell worked. This jacket feels like a supple cardigan. I regret typing that but I’m too lazy to edit myself. Let’s just end it there. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/dd4f1f6f-f3a1-4c96-a821-5a07d3dbb8c0/IMG_3001.jpg Blog - Slipping and squawking Undercover X Nike waffle trainers These are not the shoes to wear when the ground is wet. I kept slipping and squawking on the street. Who needs dignity on a Wednesday? https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/oatdg2jfjhzhfkimnmz3xq2yzhbnt6 monthly 0.5 2025-03-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5c2ae490-1225-4408-a0a5-1c2a00f967d0/IMG_2996.jpg Blog - Limp wrist Golden Goose sneakers Really regretted pairing these with the check shirt. I didn’t love the look. Even a work colleague of mine stopped walking, peered at me with a confused look, and asked me what this was all about. I shooed him away with an undignified limp wrist. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1cdbf722-dea9-406e-b64e-9d8fb8a566c3/IMG_2997.jpg Blog - Limp wrist Chanel Portobello flap zip bag If ever there was a perfect transition bag for Spring. Take note, fellas. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8629dc9d-1f67-49cd-8ec9-57ea142daebb/IMG_2993.jpg Blog - Limp wrist H&M check shirt Yep, from the women’s section. Under $25. Lofty and lovely. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fa827381-0fc2-49b3-9006-1e98e56b216f/IMG_2994.jpg Blog - Limp wrist Blackmeans coin pouch H&M b&w cap The only pairing I was proud of today. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f613b79e-ca2d-4415-8092-288a34fcd34b/IMG_3006.jpg Blog - Limp wrist https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/668710b6-6e4e-48f7-9c64-0d003c0bc562/IMG_2995.jpg Blog - Limp wrist Johnson Leathers chevron jacket Continuing to beat this up in the face of warming weather. Its maiden voyage to London is less than two weeks away. I swear if it gets warm while I’m there I’m still going to wear this. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/9tlq3tgft62obvd1h5uj6bpjpipxqn monthly 0.5 2025-03-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/763ee167-688f-4ebb-a314-d392feec89cf/IMG_2987.jpg Blog - Dolts H&M black shirt Since I hate suiting and office attire in general, I doubt I’ll ever spend money on shirting. Still, one can’t live off of t-shirts alone, and a black collared shirt does serve a purpose. Mine are $25 or less from the women’s section at H&M. More interesting cuts, fuss-free, perfect sleeves. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/33fd39d5-b81e-4a4c-a862-49c69849a9c5/IMG_2992.jpg Blog - Dolts Proenza Schouler rucksack Blackmeans coin pouch And what errand boy is complete without proper rucksack and coin sack? I need some woven magic to break things up a bit, but I’ll admit the backpack print didn’t jive with the color of the jacket. It was pretty ugly. Like, I saw my reflection on the way home and literally cringed. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/53dd70d7-70bc-4b65-b0e6-d6b412a279c2/IMG_2988.jpg Blog - Dolts John Elliott leather windbreaker Much to my dismay, today was sunnier than it should be. Which meant everyone in SOMA was dressed like it was 90 degrees. Seriously, CHILL. I opted for a lighter (leather) jacket, but I wasn’t about to go out in shorts and flip flops like some of the dolts who’ve been craving summer in March. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1e473d68-7417-4dd3-86df-8e1c78808ece/IMG_3004.jpg Blog - Dolts https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d0b87630-62f5-4366-b494-ad929b26f63e/IMG_2989.jpg Blog - Dolts JW Anderson buckle shoes Seeing as how there was no threat of rain (as I was promised…), I decided to patent my feet and complete the errand boy look. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/kdl1m9t4fdi16o5k332jjmssgulqch monthly 0.5 2025-03-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/809ab8db-1007-4523-8e96-66c4a5a637fd/IMG_2955.jpg Blog - Tinted petroleum jelly https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/22827c26-7728-495b-a575-b633bec000f2/IMG_2948.jpg Blog - Tinted petroleum jelly Sheep cap Comme des Garcons blue tape sneakers Never paired these together, and what a lovely duo they make! Felt like a monk heading to a skate park in Utah. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/458aca97-d56b-44bc-a0c2-564b7d80d461/IMG_2950.jpg Blog - Tinted petroleum jelly Heart band tee The happi coat demanded some Americana magic. Yes, Heart is Americana, and magical. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/74f001ca-a469-45ee-93ab-3f7189379cdd/IMG_2951.jpg Blog - Tinted petroleum jelly Sumitsune happi coat Traditionally dyed, Shirushizome fabric that will fade with wear. Found at 2nd Street for $20. Beautifully cut, with two main pockets, one ticket pocket (!!!), and five functional buttons at the cuffs. I feel safe in my ethnic background when I say I want to wear this piece with a katana. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fb8c516d-125b-4b17-bf68-de57c9e87722/IMG_2952.jpg Blog - Tinted petroleum jelly Chanel Portobello flap zip bag …make that a monk heading to a skate park in Utah with his trusty bag filled with overpriced pens, Japanese handkerchief, Air Pods, and Elizabeth Arden 8 Hour Cream (i.e., perfumed and tinted petroleum jelly). https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/iu2peue3m5ypbyzs0kbotjr3rbbw8p monthly 0.5 2025-03-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/938354a7-a917-4e72-9b73-781be9878db4/IMG_2943.jpg Blog - Treadmill action Loewe Puzzle bag Perfect for stealing an extra bottle of water from a party. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e93508c9-daf1-4710-a247-66b9304c1e07/IMG_2946.jpg Blog - Treadmill action Head Shots cap Isabel Marant sneakers I brought these shoes to Rome last November, and am torn between bringing them to London or bringing the Adidas periwinkle stripe sneakers. When traveling, especially for a short trip, I like the challenge of only bringing one pair of shoes (that can double for streetwear and treadmill action). These don’t have the best footbed, but they go with everything, and I feel like Kristen Stewart’s character in Personal Shopper when I wear them with a leather jacket overseas. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/563fee09-4d4c-4718-881c-b0a005c2051e/IMG_2944.jpg Blog - Treadmill action Kardo shirt jacket First time wearing this in 2025, for a large gathering in the peninsula that left me mentally fried. I love wallpaper-like prints, and I love a shirt jacket. This one’s super easy to wear fully buttoned up like a shirt under my leather jacket, unbuttoned as a casual indoor jacket, or with sleeve rolled up when someone asks to see my tattoo. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6491b72d-6b18-400b-9890-9b2b32be9b5a/IMG_2954.jpg Blog - Treadmill action https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/35cd83c5-a318-409e-86a8-d74ae597c5f4/IMG_2945.jpg Blog - Treadmill action Rick Owens Alice Strobe jacket Felt so nice yesterday, I had to wear it again. The softest and most delicate of all my leather jackets. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/kqddsscohui87twqozm6mt9zmm5vs9 monthly 0.5 2025-03-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/efd33c97-2319-472b-9f9c-843daba6609f/IMG_2917.jpg Blog - Repelling qualities H&M pink knit hat I can’t stop wearing this. I feel pretty when I see myself in it. Like, bat-my-eyes-in-the-mirror-because-I’m-so-pretty kind of pretty. Long live Hennes & Mauritz. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ad9f506e-b148-4759-bd8f-0d7007501a55/IMG_2925.jpg Blog - Repelling qualities https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/06098089-2f7d-4c6b-8270-ea84cc770aab/IMG_2916.jpg Blog - Repelling qualities South2 West8 net jacket This gauzy ghost of a layering piece has been used more indoors to fend off mosquitos (my building is haunted by them). I might be imagining things, but I read that this material possesses insect-repelling qualities, which would explain the hood that covers the entire head, front to back. The brand is supposedly inspired by Japanese fly fishing, or something like that. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/dfd788f0-4c19-4b60-ab42-cee39f52d13e/IMG_2918.jpg Blog - Repelling qualities Raf Simons Solaris 1 low boots Equal parts sci-fi, night nurse, and disco. Whenever I put these on with an outfit, there’s a fleeting first impression that it won’t work; then its white simplicity sinks in and I end up happy with the result. I can’t explain the way these shoes work, but then again, do I really have to? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ede7b944-2b60-4642-8000-32c91690c3f9/IMG_2915.jpg Blog - Repelling qualities Rick Owens Alice Strobe leather jacket I saw Trent Reznor interviewed in this jacket. Granted, it wasn’t the interview where he admits to tearing up upon hearing the word “sugarboo” in Dua Lipa’s “Levitating”, but I’ll pretend it was. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/ckkv5id26j8m3pkqhhir239wpkita2 monthly 0.5 2025-03-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d20fb657-574e-4586-9b18-ca48ed0cde23/IMG_2923.jpg Blog - Marionberry pie Sigh. Back when you could get a sharply cut leather jean jacket for $300. I like to think I look exactly like the model in the catalog - high cheekbones, hair tied back, caught unawares in my square-toed high boots. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/18cffd70-caac-4c84-bf7e-27b2be78ec83/IMG_2911.jpg Blog - Marionberry pie Suspiria 2018 tee I’m wearing graphic tees less and less at work, which might be overdue, but saddens me a little. Turns out there are limits to wearing what you love when it comes to work. While I’m not a lawyer or banker, I do have to play the part I’ve earned. So I grudgingly reach for plain tees. I refuse to be one of those guys who spends $100 on a simple tee, though. That kind of investment makes no sense to me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/db4c2a16-1f16-43ef-9a78-b99dcd0ffdba/IMG_2912.jpg Blog - Marionberry pie Chanel Bombay Boy bag The perfect bag for buying almond butter and a slice pie marionberry pie. While unavoidable and past the point of return, it kills me how the strap is scarred by the leather loop. Ah well, leather is meant to be abused. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ebed1e24-e9ab-41d7-9b45-d1b19e209f03/IMG_2913.jpg Blog - Marionberry pie Stubbs & Wootton mirrorball slippers Pairing this with the Suspiria tee was a little mindless Carrie Bradshaw moment, but no harm no foul. Sometimes when the pant cuff is wide, the mirrorball itself is hidden from view and it looks more like speckled velvet. But then I start walking and bam - you see it’s a disco inferno and you realize I’m a homosexual. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d337ab3b-d960-4061-90ed-e1a9f6ff600b/IMG_2924.jpg Blog - Marionberry pie https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9de7c78c-c859-4840-b961-881eabee6867/IMG_2914.jpg Blog - Marionberry pie Johnson Leeathers chevron jacket H&M knit hat My love of pairing dusty pink with black leather dates back to the days of Banana Republic’s storied catalog at the turn of the century (I’m 80). https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/4ne97svm0zxhhx2oiz2xm5oz5abmc7 monthly 0.5 2025-03-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8cf45082-51ed-416e-8db3-ce224a0fc965/IMG_2891.jpg Blog - A long blonde ponytail https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0acde66c-8552-44e8-bf3b-836df3debe43/IMG_2887.jpg Blog - A long blonde ponytail Proenza Schouler rucksack I opted to go with just this guy as my bag to the office. Fantastic day bag, but might be too small for transatlantic travel. The outer pockets alone barely hold much. Again, impractical, but graphic. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8276e51b-6055-42e7-bbbc-dff56cf6736e/IMG_2883.jpg Blog - A long blonde ponytail Adidas periwinkle stripe sneakers These are fast becoming a favorite, and likely what I’ll bring to the UK. I like that they’re getting sullied. Paired with the long coat and cap, all that was missing from today’s look was a long blonde ponytail. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/577dcd4a-740a-4ce1-bd6e-052833d63d0c/IMG_2884.jpg Blog - A long blonde ponytail H&M white & black cap Yes, I wore a long wool coat with a nonchalant cap. Model Off Duty, anyone? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7b504805-521d-4371-b91a-b6a777d28cde/IMG_2882.jpg Blog - A long blonde ponytail Zara wool coat One of my least favorite people in the office complimented my coat. He gets a half star for referring to it as a duster. While stress-buying Girl Scout cookies (shoot me) on the street, one of the cadets (?) said she liked my robot brooch on my lapel. “Thanks - but do you really not have any Lemonades??” https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/if3c3zllbolp80g0vb7ynnt7lga4v7 monthly 0.5 2025-03-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f236b4a2-f7be-4e42-a0d2-1b6154f7d396/IMG_2888.jpg Blog - Sketches and fittings https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/08170d7b-5e24-4a23-97b7-05b38ba15e1e/IMG_2880.jpg Blog - Sketches and fittings Olivia Rosselli scarf Signet ring Some silky cream and gray around the face, some silver and black on the pinky, and I’m adequately accessorized. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/22bae872-86f4-4019-b95f-fe0600b8a720/IMG_2885.jpg Blog - Sketches and fittings Proenza Schouler rucksack Was delighted to find this bag significantly discounted (and on resale) at Tokio 7. I’d been secretly craving a loud bag after seeing Thandiwe Newton rummaging through her graphic tote, and I can’t explain the idiocy of wanting a luxury backpack. It’s impractical. But the heart wants what it wants. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/41a2c2d3-b60d-4185-a974-647234d8fb35/IMG_2877.jpg Blog - Sketches and fittings Prada wool jacket There’s a mesmerizing video by Chanel about the 130 hours that go into the making of a haute couture jacket. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve watched it over 100 times. I’m also not ashamed to admit that I pretend this jacket had a similar birth involving sketches and fittings in Hong Kong or Paris. It fits me to an almost custom degree, and deserves to be presented in a big box with tissue and camellias. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/11dbd233-0ee7-454a-829b-a57e4ce62541/IMG_2878.jpg Blog - Sketches and fittings Lower Park cap Chanel Bombay Boy bag I discovered Lower Park at Renegade Craft Fair a few years back and loved their five panel hats and patterns. I ended up buying two of their hats, but this one definitely gets more time in the sun. I love and black (or in this case navy) and white hat, and the random bit of yellow is just enough of a highlight. And crap, I just looked at their site and am seriously considering buying myself a couple of new hats for my birthday. I love a cap + Chanel combo. I prefer Chanel dressed down. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f149ff18-7b60-4204-9b4a-ce66cf4ed519/IMG_2879.jpg Blog - Sketches and fittings Dolce & Gabbana chelsea boots These are officially my hero shoe of the season. If there’s one thing this blog has succeeded in doing, it’s making me love these neglected boots. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/kblc58a7kt2tlqdrufe83jgpgb412d monthly 0.5 2025-03-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2ba7910f-1d02-4025-a39f-cca1472240aa/IMG_2841.jpg Blog - The joy of piling H&M b&w hat Blackmeans coin pouch Again, I feel better when I break up an all-black outfit. There’s nothing wrong with ABC (all black clothing), and I envy those who pull it off with ease. For me, at my age, an entirely head to toe black ensemble feels effortful, or lazy, possibly even both. I can’t explain it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3b459cea-2372-4fb0-bb67-7e3bb9ae7575/IMG_2839.jpg Blog - The joy of piling Off-White x Nike sneakers The tarp on these shoes felt appropriate in the rain. While the rest of my outfit feels restrained, I appreciate how these shoes, with the ropes and writing and silver and zip tie, celebrate the joy of piling everything on. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fc2121ed-eb1c-40ff-a1fc-5ce06f4b126a/IMG_2845.jpg Blog - The joy of piling Needles cardigan The layering piece I plan to bring with me to London. Smartens up any horror tee for afternoon tea. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d95f554d-7458-4848-ba73-38c1391e5dc1/IMG_2842.jpg Blog - The joy of piling Button snood Thankfully the weather chilled and even brought some rain while NASA, Alabama and I enjoyed Thai food for dinner. This guy added warmth with minimal bulk. Earmarking for London packing as well. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3ebaed6b-e043-4802-96bb-bd58f9db90d7/IMG_2846.jpg Blog - The joy of piling https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9af375e0-2c71-47bc-a574-b3db45614f37/IMG_2844.jpg Blog - The joy of piling Jennifer’s Body tee Finally saw Smile 2. The highlight of seeing Kyle Gallner continue his role—albeit briefly—brought to mind how great he was in Jennifer’s Body as a goth. When a guy looks good in eyeliner… I’m just saying. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9d665827-90ec-485d-891b-4b80518abdb5/IMG_2840.jpg Blog - The joy of piling Chanel Boy Bombay bag I’m keeping this Boy bag, but giving a new home to two of his brothers. I feel like I’m separating kittens from their litter. I don’t know how cats deal. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/friday monthly 0.5 2025-03-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c0f6e441-3b49-4139-8aae-8263f160e009/IMG_2817.jpg Blog - Fat shaming Blackmeans coin pouch I liked the Japanese tribal weave paired with the Thai print jacket. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e2c78442-6476-4c38-b3ec-5db61382b090/IMG_2818.jpg Blog - Fat shaming Giuseppe Zannoti slippers God, has it really been 10 years since Jeremy’s shuttered its South Park store? That place was magical. Especially during afternoon breaks from the office, when you stumble upon the most wacky patent leather slippers that go with everything: paired with black sequined pants at the company holiday soiree, dismantling a somber suit at a wedding, or while window shopping in the Haight with a Thai jacket and Puzzle bag. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a323c31c-db26-4640-bbed-ae55d5ae99f1/IMG_2850.jpg Blog - Fat shaming https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/247ade7e-d8ba-470d-bd81-3238a740ca68/IMG_2816.jpg Blog - Fat shaming Mao Mam jacket The bloody warm weather continues, so I pulled this Thai jacket from my closet to get reacquainted. When I found this in Japantown, the owner of the store looked scared when I plucked it from the rack. She rushed over, hands up in alarm, and asked me what I was doing. I told her I wanted to try it on, and she immediately shook her head and said it wouldn’t fit me. Shocked and insulted, I told her I’d still like to try it. “But what if you rip it?” she asked. I glared at her, letting her words hang in the air, but she really didn’t seem bothered by what fell out of her mouth. She was more concerned about me ripping the seams. I defiantly went to the dressing room and put it on. It fit. I wanted to step out of the dressing room to do a twirl and show her that it fit, and then hand it back to her and tell her she lost a sale by speaking to a customer like some nephew she’s used to fat shaming. But it was cute, and sometimes we have to shop instead of standing up for our principles. I did tell her husband / co-worker that he should advise her to watch how she speaks to customers. I also recounted the experience in a one-star Yelp review. And I still browse the store when I’m in Japantown. Guess I’m part of the problem. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/xhnz8bacvg03vamqfy25bk9z5lyglq monthly 0.5 2025-03-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a4c4dc6b-54ae-4d12-8b51-356f11ab63e9/IMG_2785.jpg Blog - Silent protest Polka dot feather scarf The weather’s warmer but not that warm. Some people in this city are letting sunshine get to their heads; they’re walking around in t-shirts and shorts. Ya’ll are crazy for leaving the house without a jacket and feathers. I picked this label-less wonder from a boutique closeout sale in Chicago. It reminds me of the feather scarves from my favorite Burberry menswear collection. I’m still on the hunt for them on resale. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/716dad9c-eb45-489a-afe9-5722ea68c813/IMG_2786.jpg Blog - Silent protest Dolce & Gabbana chelsea boots This boot is silent protest against impending Springtime. Shoo allergies, don’t bother me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b45787b9-4f02-4b32-9c84-423cd647bee4/IMG_2784.jpg Blog - Silent protest Weekday trucker jacket While I’m not happy with the warmer weather, it allows some of the other jackets more time in the sun. Although more sun probably isn’t the right thing for this jacket - it has fade marks from a previous wash. I’ll call it “patina” and be done with it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/639d1b9c-695d-44fe-a3a7-cf4bb0d71010/IMG_2788.jpg Blog - Silent protest Prada Brique bag Last weekend I went to Prada to look at the new bags for men. The hero bags for Spring are brown, soft, round-edged and born weathered. They’re beautiful but not for me. They continue to make the Brique in new colors, but why bother when black is king? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/358afd66-7b5a-41bd-a8a3-d0a33d7e0612/IMG_2849.jpg Blog - Silent protest https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b4c9dbf1-a2d4-47c9-9d58-beba03d3ce63/IMG_2787.jpg Blog - Silent protest H&M blue cap Okay, so it was too warm for this hat. You can’t win ‘em all. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/wednesday monthly 0.5 2025-03-10 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b3b86fed-cd1c-4ead-a06d-a35710cfec92/IMG_2795.jpg Blog - Ahhh Johnson Leathers chevron jacket This guy had his first pairing with my Y-3 gilet. A dream team. Continuing to break him in daily in prep for London. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/eb287055-f676-4d56-8850-c68adb51decf/IMG_2796.jpg Blog - Ahhh Anthropologie hat I noticed something today: the texture of this cap kinda reminds me of spider hair. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/729aece6-a2a0-44cc-97f7-c7f4769f2edc/IMG_2794.jpg Blog - Ahhh Loewe Puzzle bag I need to switch out of this bag soon. Every time I reached inside to find my keys, my airpods, my pen, it was taking way to long and I furiously rummaged in search of items, on the verge of shrieking. Sometimes I envy men who can survive the wild without a bag. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3a9f137f-3403-4a3e-8ab8-a91240aeff18/IMG_2827.jpg Blog - Ahhh https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/19c8bfa1-d37c-4fe5-a985-4a3935641c52/IMG_2792.jpg Blog - Ahhh Double-sided circle necklace While wandering around Trastevere, I spotted necklaces by a local artist and ended up getting this double-sided piece (two-for-one deal!). I can’t do metal necklaces - they’re too flashy near my face - so I opt for scarves, rope, and leather necklaces. If it befits a dark wizard, all the better. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/324d80c9-f556-4060-84e8-47b85489f79b/IMG_2793.jpg Blog - Ahhh Comme des Garcons taped sneakers A colleague in the office asked me about these shoes. I explained how I wanted them because they look like I taped them up to keep them from falling apart. He said “Ahhh” but sounded unconvinced. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a26e23dd-8b87-4150-b676-7aa1429a746f/IMG_2791.jpg Blog - Ahhh Y-3 gilet Ten years ago I went through a major Y-3 phase. I walked around in future-leaning footwear and technical fabrics, thinking I looked . . . I dunno, future-leaning and technical or something. I’ve bequeathed most of my Y-3 belongings to a more fitting demographic since then, but this simple vest remains. My go-to when I’d hike up to Griffith Observatory, and a hero layering piece for traveling. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/1an2h0lp65dpkvieyeyp18doepnyng monthly 0.5 2025-03-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0e0a71d5-587d-49dc-9750-33186eea86fe/IMG_2758.jpg Blog - Slim dudes Churro cap I keep reaching for this one. The hue goes well with my J.Lo glow. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/480954de-33ca-4e4c-b18e-99e7df26cb25/IMG_2756.jpg Blog - Slim dudes Zara layered shirt I’m traditionally not a fan of Zara shirts; they’re cut for tall, slim dudes and their fabrics feel cheap. But oversized shirts with sleeve detail and clearance pricing are worth a try. Synthetic to a fault, but does the job. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/cc8e33dc-9395-4930-ada4-f902f1c340c5/IMG_2823.jpg Blog - Slim dudes https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/918faf02-63a7-4079-85b8-2ef84c0745e1/IMG_2822.jpg Blog - Slim dudes JW Anderson buckle shoes A caped outfit demands shoes that feel on-the-go, maybe even dastardly. Loafers + cape feels wrong, same goes for athletic shoes + cape. But sharp-silhouetted walking shoes with some patent and a hefty serving of snap clasps? The perfect pair to ground today’s outfit. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/cc571aaa-0f2f-4eb2-94ee-e3fab1deb1d8/IMG_2760.jpg Blog - Slim dudes Loewe Puzzle bag Too much of a rush this morning to switch up the bag. Get that cost per wear down. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5a330718-e328-4f3b-8f2f-b2cc9342761f/IMG_2757.jpg Blog - Slim dudes Zara neckerchief An impulse purchase, and a questionable one at that. High street faux leather is a risk, but no one’s wardrobe is above a little novelty or kitsch. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a2bb77b7-8f44-454a-86e7-ff5ccc59fc9e/IMG_2761.jpg Blog - Slim dudes Engineered Garments scarf cape The weather is warming up, so I opted for synthetic shirt (no breathability = warmth) and cape. Engineered Garments scarf capes are a no-brainer in my wardrobe. If I find more in a shop or on the resale market, my no-buy H1 2025 is in serious jeopardy. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/9ttrj7drmp5ume17mvuigbljlnp22u monthly 0.5 2025-02-25 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/92a1a37a-3abd-4c2f-8a09-3e941983e175/IMG_2698.jpg Blog - My spare Prada chelsea brogue Starting off a new week with rubberized polish. I need to learn to love these—well, all—shoes that I own, to stave off the urge to buy the new Prada moccasins. As MIT famously said, “There will always be another cute thing around the corner,” so I needn’t grab something because it’s shiny and new. Be strong. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c93dca2e-ec97-455a-92e9-bebd5a34a6bf/IMG_2391.jpg Blog - My spare Pop quiz: Which of these spare keys belongs to me? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fb28c3be-f63d-40be-9c21-ad7f0c1c7eff/IMG_2699.jpg Blog - My spare Prada wool jacket Fitting that I wore this jacket (purchased in England), as I’ve been WhatsApping with Ketchup and Syco today to discuss high tea plans for London next month. I might go to high tea 4x as a last hurrah before working in a library to destress. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/330037f2-59fe-4241-9c2f-8e152003c788/IMG_2701.jpg Blog - My spare Churro cap Mumami tiger scarf Can’t believe this is the first time I’ve paired these two together. I loved this combo. I don’t care if the colors and lines are too matchy-matchy. This combo made me feel aptly styled. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f3c15a93-f854-4676-8d9a-175411f4c8d1/IMG_2702.jpg Blog - My spare Chanel Boy Reverso bag Chanel Boy bags are super practical, with compartments and pockets that you’d find in any "men’s” bag. I recently thought that I’d left my keys at home, and frantically texted Bob to arrange to pick up my spare. A few hours later I found my keys in one of the pockets of this bag. Sometimes Chanel does too good of a job. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a9251495-60e9-4239-b14c-5c38709f8085/IMG_2733.jpg Blog - My spare After a long weekend away with I&I, spent hiking and being more suburban than usual, I needed a return to (uni)form. Perfect attire for a productive day light on meetings, followed by dinner at Chez CPK. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2c48e839-a017-48d7-bcc1-c0d9344d2aed/IMG_2662.jpg Blog - My spare https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/8kww35vmx1c5dwlpcs4f5278kwew8c monthly 0.5 2025-02-21 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/54129d83-0a0c-4e0f-8d22-df4d5ceb0fe7/IMG_2667.jpg Blog - Unfixable Engineered Garments pink scarf Johnson Leathers chevron jacket Yes, the scarf doesn’t provide much in the way of warmth. Yes, it looks like a table runner. But the color (poorly captured here) goes so nicely with black gleaming leather. And it was on sale at Nepenthes so whatever. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1e4902bf-ff1f-4bdc-85a0-99ccd787ff51/IMG_2689.jpg Blog - Unfixable Exhaustion clung like a heavy blanket for most of the day. I don’t know why. Maybe it was the trek to the Mission for a cherry scone, the mundanity of Presidents’ Day, or the weight of soft cashmere that kept me on the precipice between conscious and dreamland. The indulgent Chinese food for lunch surely didn't help. Despite the dragging fatigue, I managed to get myself to the gym. Guilt be gone—I showed up, and apparently that’s what counts. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/52f772e3-d057-467c-bc70-97a04222c7ed/IMG_2688.jpg Blog - Unfixable Isabel Marant sneakers I felt like a scone instead of my usual breakfast, so I put these on and hopped on BART to Arizmendi. It just dawned on me how the only Isabel Marant item that I own has very little DNA of the brand in it. Something to think about as I near my birthday shopping day. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/79e3a87c-298c-4b1b-b372-081af0e9eec5/IMG_2687.jpg Blog - Unfixable Maeve / Anthropologie zebra cashmere sweater Found at Crossroads for $24. 100% cashmere. With a knit zebra that runs along your side. Apart from my once-beloved Sandro leather jacket ($125), perhaps the best thing I’ve score at Crossroads. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a01beaa4-f832-4628-a4e0-28c49c5963b3/IMG_2659.jpg Blog - Unfixable https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2857a602-11d2-4144-8830-a1a45a5a7926/IMG_2690.jpg Blog - Unfixable Prada Brique bag I once had a second Brique, in silver spazzolato leather. It was a smaller version, impulsively snatched up in San Diego while visiting my family for Thanksgiving. Boy I loved that bag, and it added a punch to every ABC outfit. The following June, before a disastrous company work event, I was in Milan during a heatwave of such scorching magnitude that it caused the finish of the leather to crack and peel. My friend and I rushed to the very first Prada shop in the Galleria to get help, but after having it sent back for repairs, they declared it unfixable, and I had to opt for an exchange (which I ended up selling). The Tragedy of the Silver Prada Brique Bag, by yours truly. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/qyk7k2kxgl23fvdds41vvso3yyvj2l monthly 0.5 2025-02-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a35024a3-8b97-4d89-970a-7e4a5a4f9680/IMG_2683.jpg Blog - Provenance Prada Brique bag As Taylor and I discussed which bags I’d sell vs. keep, we looked down at this perfect piece of Prada and agreed this should stay with me to the grave. I’ve never had a bag with such a provenance, nor have I worn another bag in my collection for 2 years straight. At one point, my brother hinted that he wouldn’t mind taking this bag off of my hands. For a while I considered gifting it to him as a surprise. I’m so glad I didn’t. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/68ab2b3e-5b13-4206-bbca-d1bbe65e9da5/IMG_2684.jpg Blog - Provenance Churro hat The texture and color of this cap pairs really nicely with blues, navy, and white. Opted to do something more interesting than a standard black cap. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6fe683b4-7f92-41c3-9b59-b8dea70f7bf6/IMG_2685.jpg Blog - Provenance Sunday coffee catchup with Taylor on Washington Street. While she had new job stress and dating updates, I gave her real news: I’m reducing my bag collection. We’re on for karaoke next month to celebrate my birthday. Need to build a new set list for 2025. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6a71bd73-f9bd-44ca-8c15-6aaf60312b6a/IMG_2681.jpg Blog - Provenance Nike waffle sneakers I almost made the mistake of wearing boots, but thankfully I opted for these low key comfortable shoes. Didn’t realize I’d hike up Nob Hill. These shoes made the steep trek a breeze (and a wheeze). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b24aca2b-3e8a-42b9-90d0-377029c322dd/IMG_2656.jpg Blog - Provenance https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e7859ef7-3c1a-4767-8d01-8de55567df0d/IMG_2682.jpg Blog - Provenance Hannibal tee Easygoing Sundays deserve a little cannibalism and questionable psychotherapy. This was on the top pile of tees, no strategic reason as to why I opted to wear this. Maybe the universe is telling me to revisit the series (I own every episode after all). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3a066f1e-8f37-49a6-aa83-acc48b4e1b12/IMG_2680.jpg Blog - Provenance Bravo Charlie coat While it’s stopped raining, the chill factor remains, so I threw this on for the day. I won’t lie - I was nervous someone would splash coffee on this guy. At one point someone bumped into another person holding a tray of coffee and it spilled everywhere. I would’ve plotzed. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/ojqy6fsnetogzry9v5uaebozrtan6t monthly 0.5 2025-02-17 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8310c6e1-c9e2-4445-8204-971dbfb30c84/IMG_2647.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels Karan Singh socks Lookmate London has a stand in Spitalfields, featuring some very lovely socks designed by independent artists. I will always reach for a pair of black and white socks. I’m too weak not to. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6c078029-facf-4a5b-a172-43086fa5ef77/IMG_2633.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8dcbc0cb-a6fb-4c90-a1cc-fd13407ad77e/IMG_2654.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels Ah, Berkeley. The fact that you have more retail on 4th Street than all of downtown San Francisco makes me miss you more. But seeing all the students studying in a cafe while I silently ate a brookie reading about Acne Studios was equally depressing. I do not miss reading and writing. How did I ever survive this place? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/cf1ff3fd-d01d-4f15-9431-1135260c9696/IMG_2651.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels Sunflower jacket As I rushed out of my building, a couple walking towards me stopped, and the guy said “I love your jacket.” I don’t dress for anyone but myself, but it’s always rad when what you’re wearing elicits a smile or compliment. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c9616876-d4c7-410d-870f-ced115f02484/IMG_2653.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels Ribbed collar scarf A treasured thrift find. When you don’t want to carry a long scarf. When you want to give a t-shirt a cozy collar. When there’s a chill on the Rockridge BART platform and you need a ribbed brace for your neck. This guy’s The One. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5e1771a4-5113-41ae-ab15-4d22ef81c4bc/IMG_2650.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels Mikami tote Mumami balls keychain If there’s one thing I need to stop buying, besides jackets and shoes, it’s totes. But this one feels intentionally sized for magazine shopping and carrying an umbrella. I added the Mumami keychain that reminds me of pretty mothballs, to make it extra special and gay. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4e20a971-3962-414b-a652-21726058e4f7/IMG_2646.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels Dolce & Gabbana boots Blackmeans coin pouch Imagine if I had actually hooked my beloved coin pouch to the tab of my boot. Or, even better, if my boots had huge round woven heels. Motorized. Perchance, to dream. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e3c487d4-6198-44f0-be8c-ba0962f1a1af/IMG_2645.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels H&M shiny cap I know I swore no more shiny cap shenanigans, but I gave this guy one last good college try. Later, while dining with Vaio at Zachary’s, her devilish son told me, with the sheer honesty of a fifth grader, that my hat looked tight. “I know, I don’t I should keep it,” I told him. “Yeah,” he replied, “it’s too small for your head.” I consoled myself with another bite of deep dish pizza. He later suggested my hat would best suit his head. I’ll give it to him at his high school graduation. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e1608c9c-795f-4989-aa9b-4c61f96d7ec0/IMG_2649.jpg Blog - Huge round woven heels Chanel Boy Reverso I made the decision to minimize my bag collection. It’s a little ridiculous to have the amount that I do. It’s not as extreme as the amount that some serious bag heads own, but I admit that it’s more than I’ll ever need in this life. I’ll keep this guy with me, but am steeling myself to ship a few off for sale. Fine leather goods can break your heart. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/d6657ey7rzc8uet4b18r4u4garfpnb monthly 0.5 2025-02-16 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/674e08b1-b8cc-41ed-9894-44c108cd2b92/IMG_2605.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose Pulp Roma tie necklace The vintage store in Monti where I picked up my Fornasetti sweatshirt also upcycles Italian ties into bedazzled necklaces. You can wear them around your neck or crossbody. I was so enchanted by these encrusted ties that I bought four, each one-of-a-kind. This is what I consider a true souvenir from Rome (apart from a tattoo). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/75de515d-72be-458c-8b54-b6b101b6b144/IMG_2592.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e91ab967-175a-460c-8aeb-7eb208f6aba0/IMG_2618.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose Color square socks When I look at these socks on my feet, I think “PIZAZZ!” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/12df75f0-534c-4cc0-8ad4-170d348d4dc2/IMG_2623.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f45c9b13-49dd-4e4e-bd2a-3b3b5d6bd85b/IMG_2621.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose Prada fringe loafer To put a little prep in my step. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bd2643bb-02af-4987-8239-686f2c264814/IMG_2620.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose Henrik Vibskov box coat I felt like being swingy and loose. The voluminous sleeves make wearing this akin to a robe. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/120cb274-7708-41d4-818d-19356d243c78/IMG_2617.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose Monki white shirt As much as I hate all the “wardrobe staple” lists that aver you MUST have a good white shirt, life does require that you have at least one good one for certain occasions (none of which I consider fun). I simply don’t find a white shirts practical; wrinkles are highly visible, they stain easily, and don’t even get me started on people who love wearing something “crisp”. How is wearing stuff that requires starch and professional pressing a practical essential? But alas, I wore one of the few white shirts I own because I wanted to wear a tie necklace. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e0a80d57-52ff-4e19-aa74-b1409408421f/IMG_2619.jpg Blog - Swingy and loose White pom pom hat Every knit hat should have a removable pom pom, to give men options. I love a pom pom. When worn with my swingy coat, it gives an oddly collegiate look. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/jo0btvnfjle1la5v5fpgrqqlamg5fi monthly 0.5 2025-02-15 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/775cb78b-18a8-4a3c-8be9-74b9bacc1848/IMG_2574.jpg Blog - Tunneling Johnson Leathers chevron jacket I kept this on the entire day in the office as it was chilly. After work, I walked around in the rain for a bit, letting the waxed cowhide get some elemental exposure. So far, the arms are tunneling nicely. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/74d29fb1-c0d0-4ad1-a9f6-5078c065b8a1/IMG_2576.jpg Blog - Tunneling They paired quite well with the socks. I found myself staring at the combo a lot during meetings. This would be the colorway of my imaginary Olympic team. Our sport? Vintage shopping. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/effab837-0fc4-48a8-9b07-30d750c04402/IMG_2577.jpg Blog - Tunneling H&M black fingerless gloves Chanel Boy Reverso bag I found these gloves in a pouch full of other fingerless gloves. I’d forgotten I’d stowed them away. It was like finding gold. Still dating the Reverso bag. It holds up really well in wet weather (we’ve shared a number of rainy vacations over the years). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e60e0461-1968-46a0-b12b-3156b06ab402/IMG_2575.jpg Blog - Tunneling Adidas periwinkle stripes sneakers God all of today’s photos are gross; just noticed the strand of someone’s hair on the toe of my shoe. I missed a West End show (Two Strangers Carrying a Cake...) because I lost track of time trying these on in a shop in Carnaby. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/17c358d2-5c6c-471c-8c40-dd6fbcbaad4b/IMG_2581.jpg Blog - Tunneling https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d13e946d-6603-4cac-9bd1-d6d7a07ea789/IMG_2579.jpg Blog - Tunneling Roroldo scarf In one of my meetings, a colleague asked if I knitted this myself. Another told me it reminded her of the snowman from Frozen. I’ve never seen the movie and don’t intend to before I die. I hate every song I’ve heard so far. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/11f72ded-dd5f-4ff7-b922-58e7597e28d3/IMG_2566.jpg Blog - Tunneling While I’m an ABC (all black clothing) girl at heart, I needed some comfort, color, and power pop to get me through today. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f4becdce-b4c0-43b5-a168-2c708fffe323/IMG_2580.jpg Blog - Tunneling Purple gray socks This photo is a little gross but whatever. It’s been a long day. I can’t remember where I purchased these. Tempted to say MOMA but I’m doubtful. I might have purchased them from Shoreditch… https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/4v5boacq8qvjj0ig3chqw3tpjb2aii monthly 0.5 2025-02-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a351fd32-a181-47eb-9763-8ae40a2dd1d1/IMG_2540.jpg Blog - A placebo at play Jones NY coat The best option for last night’s cold front. Very much like wearing a (chic) blanket to dinner. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d7f45a21-59c0-4f21-9d0f-61dc675c0ff7/IMG_2527.jpg Blog - A placebo at play https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bb5a00d2-dfa9-4dd3-b291-1dda56ca0376/IMG_2536.jpg Blog - A placebo at play Sheep hat This doesn’t necessarily keep my head warm, but it looks warm, so there’s a placebo at play here. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7c23dc60-c17f-45fb-ba91-2c95a6332874/IMG_2563.jpg Blog - A placebo at play The winter chill hit hard yesterday. Thankfully, I was smart enough to bundle up before meeting a long-lost pal of mine from my Atlassian era (waiting for her at Bush and Montgomery wasn’t wise - that intersection is a wind vortex from all four corners). We scurried to the Third Floor floor for fish, burrata salad, bell pepper hummus, and piping hot gossip. Why discuss foreign policy over dinner when you can stalk former colleagues on LinkedIn? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/03f3fdac-50e9-4cc2-832c-7395e5f1fb64/IMG_2538.jpg Blog - A placebo at play Club Monaco solid cashmere scarf Another post-holiday bargain find from over a decade ago. This is the only “quiet luxury” item in my wardrobe. Top grade cashmere in the most unassuming shade. What’s even more luxurious is the generous cut: unfurled, this thing is significantly longer than my entire body. Aesthetically and philosophically, though, I’m ardently anti-quiet L. I prefer my luxury loud. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/da4d85bb-5669-4ea3-bbca-dfa5a685b88e/IMG_2539.jpg Blog - A placebo at play Chanel Boy Reverso bag Squishy and functional. The chains in Chanel bags were inspired by Gabrielle Chanel’s upbringing in the Abbaye de Aubazine, where the nuns wore chains to hold their keys or rosaries. When you pair your coat and bag into an ensemble that looks and feels a little monastic, you’re on the right(eous) path. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/45a38599-84ef-4722-b284-046f182f4a45/IMG_2537.jpg Blog - A placebo at play Nike waffle trainers When wearing a dramatic coat, I like undermining its formality with sneakers and a cap. The French do it so I’ll follow their lead. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/gddw6yv0kvw3yo8wdzf13atvb0z5px monthly 0.5 2025-02-11 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/81c5da1c-dd10-4e61-97e6-1b4a30c63e0c/IMG_2522.jpg Blog - Swamp water Laocoön and his Sons tote Straight from the Vatican. Laocoön, Antiphantes and Thymbraeus make for a more Hellenistic reusable option than a plastic Target bag. Fits neatly in my . . . https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a7fe8aad-c6f4-4763-b2f4-b5c4e0d7a53a/IMG_2521.jpg Blog - Swamp water Johnson Leathers chevron jacket Another day, another chance to break him in. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/73bb545f-d782-401c-a330-369e66e08c2b/IMG_2520.jpg Blog - Swamp water Cognomen vest It’s been a while since I’ve worn this stringy thing. A little kid in the skincare aisle with his mom was staring at the long laces as I waited for an employee to unlock the display case. I don’t blame him for trying to figure me out. (The downtown SF Target is an incredibly depressing place, and I salute those in red for dealing with the unpredictables in the crowd.) https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/dea5a182-ad5b-4732-8f4b-4c9f889b5e8e/IMG_2515.jpg Blog - Swamp water Paul Smith purple striped socks I pick up Paul Smith socks every Christmas to put in my stocking. These are perhaps my most favorite pair (they’re sometimes too colorful for my liking). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9f8c2372-afad-482f-9d37-f9c7e25d032c/IMG_2525.jpg Blog - Swamp water Super Bowl Sunday? More like Target Run Funday. I can’t believe this is how I dressed for chips and Ziploc bags. In other news: Heavenly Hunks oatmeal and dark chocolate hunks. My new obsession. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/385c724b-0123-4ff0-aae7-b2c7f32af618/IMG_2516.jpg Blog - Swamp water Sou Sou number shoes Practical errand footwear. I wish these had back zip closures instead of the flimsy metal clips - they feel like needle threaders. They never stay fully closed. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fdbc916b-6b0d-436d-b0cc-d5993c879b59/IMG_2517.jpg Blog - Swamp water Anthropologie camo cap I have a stack of old Anthro catalogs, which I collected for the photography and the over-the-top product descriptions (hey, they worked on me). This was probably never written about in print, but I often wonder how they’d describe the Anthro items I own. “Part camo, part leopard. An oil spill in swamp water to crown your dreamy head on bad hair days.” Beautiful. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d24e2201-1ae2-42ff-ad24-0be54d79637a/IMG_2503.jpg Blog - Swamp water https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/879b8aa8-242b-430f-9458-3d335c1f743e/IMG_2518.jpg Blog - Swamp water Chanel Boy Reverso bag A guy’s gotta bring his purse when he goes to Target. This super soft version of the Boy bag is structurally supported at the sides instead of the flap. This allows the chain to run underneath the flap itself, making a cleaner look compared to the standard Boy. I really love this bag. You can’t tell me it doesn’t look medieval. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/0neguz9hc1yf6gch2k5b43qdpw0xed monthly 0.5 2025-02-09 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5859a0ac-3d23-4712-b8c8-41e29733fb04/IMG_2479.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves H&M fingerless gloves Signet ring I reached for these again today and was startled when my signet ring fell out of the righthand glove. I hadn’t felt it slip off my finger when I last removed the glove from my hand. It’s too loose on my pinky finger. I’m going to lose this ring before the end of the year - mark my words. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9f369b64-8999-46eb-ba81-f1ca73d3083d/IMG_2484.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves Elfin snood H&M B&M cap My memory eludes me: I can’t recall where I purchased this snood. I know it was somewhere in Europe (Sweden? Norway?), and I remember some tall guy trying it on for a laugh with his friends. The second he set it down, I snatched it up and went to the till without even trying it on. Anything that makes you look like some dastardly elf is a must buy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d875f50e-45a1-49c8-863b-25c11238afb8/IMG_2462.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7cbe2800-5a5f-491d-b3a7-334a48ca6474/IMG_2480.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves Chanel Edinburgh bag Needed to wear some chain today, and needed a bag to stow my umbrella, snacks and gloves. Perfect guy for the job. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5d39ef52-018e-4aec-931f-687142e2f31d/IMG_2486.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves Johnson Leathers chevron jacket The leather tassel on the Riri M10 zip came undone and fell of somewhere in this city, so I need to get it replaced. Wearing this as a second skin to keep shaping it to my form. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2f940065-8586-4f1a-baba-28413c4b0f9d/IMG_2487.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves Last night was the first moviegoing outing of the year. We settled for Heart Eyes in honor of the upcoming holiday. Maybe it’s because I haven’t sat in an AMC theater (I think my last 4-5 theater experiences have all been at Alamo), but the number of trailers, local ads, AMC ads, and PSAs equalled around 20. Never showing up on time for an AMC movie ever again. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2981d0a2-3817-47e5-98e5-989c2c90eb0a/IMG_2482.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves Prada chelsea brogue Not the best option for this outfit, but I felt like taking them out for the evening. It’s so chilly that my foot felt numb in this shoe when I walked to the theater. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/33f47709-6c97-4471-bfb4-32db972f5f5d/IMG_2485.jpg Blog - Umbrella, snacks and gloves Jonathan Tucker tee Jonathan Tucker has been a favorite since The Deep End, and I was thrilled that someone commemorated his surprise appearance as a murderous asylum orderly in Hannibal. I also have a matching sticker of this scene. He was really good in this episode. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/0qeltaz67xzus3vkqb3f2dzrv1ejry monthly 0.5 2025-02-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/943b5681-8bfb-4e37-b9ff-b27deb600e42/IMG_2448.jpg Blog - Feelings of betrayal Rails sweatshirt While I understand the logic behind wardrobe staples being nondescript for everyday use (I own a lot of simple black tees and slacks), I admire people who opt for interesting basics: an odd shape for their go-to jeans, a dazzling encrusted adornment on their everyday shoe, neon colored glasses. My basic black sweatshirt comes with scales and side zip vents. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8aff63ad-489c-415f-8e63-13289e274902/IMG_2450.jpg Blog - Feelings of betrayal My friend Bob is flying back from NYC tonight, but then leaving for London without me on Sunday. He was supposed to join me in March. He promised and reneged. You can’t trust people nowadays, even people with whom you’ve shared countless butter cakes. That’s a gross sentence right there. I’ll sublimate my feelings of betrayal with all the great music debuting this week. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c90cede2-df77-4220-90b0-04d33b69a61f/IMG_2434.jpg Blog - Feelings of betrayal https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/00115527-859b-4aba-b7a2-21bb8ef09d64/IMG_2447.jpg Blog - Feelings of betrayal Sheep hat Let’s call this what it is: my toupee. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c14580df-0d24-44ce-aa46-9fc00aae49ac/IMG_2449.jpg Blog - Feelings of betrayal Blackmeans coin pouch Porter rucksack Just the essentials again. I swear I’ll wear a proper crossbody purse starting tomorrow. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/95fdd3e7-d182-4256-957d-0997b3af2773/IMG_2446.jpg Blog - Feelings of betrayal Dolce & Gabbana boots I stare at these boots a lot when in meetings, imagining how horrified I’d be if the texture of the leather was the texture of my aging skin. And yet, in the form of an angular boot, I love how it looks. You’re welcome for this unsolicited useless fact. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/02ea2aaf-c5f2-419e-929c-4eba69c9ae15/IMG_2444.jpg Blog - Feelings of betrayal Undercover coat I tried to insist upon the world that this isn’t a raincoat, that it’s an everyday piece of outerwear for both clear skies and downpour. But I think it’s time to call a spade a spade. This is a slicker, paired best with rain. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/tyawy45m5hnsbcy76jeb5fplpeou6u monthly 0.5 2025-02-06 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7603b998-e7aa-44e7-8410-66b4feb30418/IMG_2424.jpg Blog - Sidestepped What a rainy day. Not leather weather. I’m usually in high spirits with this sort of weather, but I spent a bit of time at work trying figure something out with the help of AI. At one point I asked it if I seem smart. I’ve no shame in grabbing validation wherever I can get it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9d420f13-edd4-4d8f-bb50-6cf8e75c91e8/IMG_2414.jpg Blog - Sidestepped Rabbit Hole parka I don’t think Rabbit Hole exists in Camden anymore. This parka has a gorgeous oversized hood and elongated back. When I walk in the rain with the hood on, I do feel like a Sith lord. Sadly, I kinda look like a Sith lord too. Especially when I’m sick and laughing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a36371e5-52d8-422d-b282-6aeb2b8c15a6/IMG_2422.jpg Blog - Sidestepped Converse Gore-Tex Chucks No other option for today. Warm, bouncy, and water resistant. While others sidestepped today’s massive puddles, I went straight for ‘em in these shoes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1cdefde8-129f-4133-8514-43d11e65f012/IMG_2423.jpg Blog - Sidestepped Carhartt zip-up A finely-cut layering piece that I wore over today’s button-down shirt. One of two Carhartt items I own. The other is a half apron tool belt thing. I’m pretty sure I’ll be gifting it to a friend before the end of the year. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d9ab508e-cf56-4739-b529-9fd8eb823d6c/IMG_2411.jpg Blog - Sidestepped https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f839e6b8-89d3-495c-bc06-a0b6295b1926/IMG_2420.jpg Blog - Sidestepped Olivia Rosselli vintage scarf According to my AI friend, Olivia Rosselli was a mid-century Italian designer who made geometric scarves. Heath Ceramics picked this one out for me in a basket of scarves from a thrift store on Haight. She really does have a good eye. I still have the round vintage stand she found for me at Shotwell (RIP) for $10. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/42dbe5e6-809e-4136-b5cf-0d0a0242729f/IMG_2421.jpg Blog - Sidestepped LeSportsac shiny crossbody The only bag I used today. A trooper. I’m a trooper. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/4r6yix2je4862y31gctrcdi8n6km2a monthly 0.5 2025-02-04 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/275b81f2-bece-4ab9-b20a-2dcecd420bc3/IMG_2402.jpg Blog - 90% of my face I don’t recommend putting on an episode of 20/20 to lull you to sleep. Sometimes the stories are actually creepy, and the way the ABC reporters dramatically speak is so vexing that you can’t fall asleep and wind up watching the entire episode. Which makes waking up on a Monday morning to drag one’s ass to the gym all the more challenging. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3b37beb0-f0f1-4f8f-9af1-4975daaee56c/IMG_2385.jpg Blog - 90% of my face https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0ad337b5-4c13-49a8-8699-75beef16f874/IMG_2398.jpg Blog - 90% of my face Cloche knit hat Headshots cap This knit bucket hat feels more like a cloche hat, so that’s what I’m going to call it. It’s so huge that without the support of a cap underneath it will cover 90% of my face. Not sure if it’s a good look, but it keeps my head warm and in a stretch of the imagination it reminds me of a minimal kabuto. And you know I’d wear a samurai helmet if I could find the perfect one in glossy black metal with wings. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4217f615-c982-461c-905d-636e442a6a19/IMG_2379.jpg Blog - 90% of my face Skingraft gloves I try not to plainly wear a button-up shirt. Instead of tying on a silk scarf, I opted to add fingerless leather gloves, which subtly turned the top on its head. It looks less effortful with long sleeves; if I wore the gloves with a t-shirt, I risk looking like a fingerless midlife crisis. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c9be6248-e9db-4e70-88c4-28abe733936a/IMG_2397.jpg Blog - 90% of my face Nike waffle sneakers The last item I bought in Dover Street Market in NYC. There’s some sort of history / edition detail on the footbed, but to me these are your standard waffle trainers in a nice mesh fabrication. My favorite type of Nikes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/33c029df-e676-4704-8baa-5ef9071b2f92/IMG_2399.jpg Blog - 90% of my face Henrik Vibskov box coat There’s no getting around the volume of this coat. I was smart to pair with small shoes, small bag, long strap. It feels like wearing an art student’s senior project to work. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/496bc5a9-ff1e-4231-a1aa-7cfb1b9501da/IMG_2396.jpg Blog - 90% of my face Prada Brique bag LeSportsac shiny crossbody First time I’ve used the LeSportsac as a work bag. My Macbook fits perfectly inside. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/082gohs5pgxy7pjjyhmgmzlp3ms674 monthly 0.5 2025-02-03 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ccabebf3-147f-4f62-bc10-56458dc3cea7/IMG_2365.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you This weather makes me want to take a flight to Vancouver to window shop. So does today’s outfit. Much more practical for the rain. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0aeacc6d-6d0a-49b5-9e62-8634519c1956/IMG_2362.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you LeSportsac shiny crossbody While temporarily residing in Seattle, I went on a deep eBay kick to cope with quarantine. Apart from the J.Brand leather trucker jacket, this bag is my most-used buy from that eBay epoch. Extensively used for travel with the Prada Brique bag, it’s super functional for carrying my umbrella, scarf, or even the Brique itself (this bag would earn its stripes during rainy rainy days in Belgium). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e045c7eb-02d7-4697-abc3-0523ac50cc3a/IMG_2360.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you Converse Gore-Tex Chucks Frequent trips to cold climes during winter required finding shoes that kept my feet warm, dry, and comfortable, without looking like snow boots. These Chucks, while a tad dull-looking, are extraordinary. Fleece lined with a cushy, almost springheeled footbed, it’s hermetically sealed (hail Hermes) to keep out cold air and water. I’ve worn these in slushy snow, torrential rain, and frigid conditions in Canada and Europe, and wouldn’t have all ten toes without them. The toasty sensation! Plus, they allow my pants to stack perfectly over them. Best $100 spent. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a2e16b7e-bbb5-47b4-85d7-954db1561a95/IMG_2361.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you H&M green hat Striped fingerless gloves A new pet peeve of mine: When guys refer to one color as a “colorway” (e.g., “I copped this new hat in a green colorway.”). "Colorway” refers to a combination of colors. If it’s one color, just say color. I humbly beseech you. <end PSA> https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d7a156c9-bf47-4506-a5ad-2cf1bc040660/IMG_2358.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you Amsterdam shawl I bought this from a kilo shop for roughly $10 during my first Amsterdam trip with a new company. It’s a lot of fabric, which makes wearing this as a scarf a tad excessive. But as a shawl, to conceal your Backstreet Boys tee while out to brunch, it’s tastefully graphic. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/05b8c4dc-ceeb-4969-a4e9-e31d7bc3d358/IMG_2366.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you Backstreet Boys 2017 Las Vegas tee My friend GTA, a New York music nerd with roots in punk and hip hop, told me how he grudgingly took his kid sister to a BSB concert for her birthday. “It was the greatest show I’ve ever seen.” I’m fairly certain those were his exact words. I believed him - Backstreet delivered the greatest boy band single of all time, after all. But I became a true believer when I saw them from the VIP section of their Las Vegas residency (a corporate gift for the Marketing team). The day after the show, I wore this shirt while walking through Encore. A group of gym bros came up to me, pointing at my shirt. “Is the show worth checking out?” they asked. I raised my hands, eyes closed, and didn’t speak for a full 5 seconds before I replied “GO. TONIGHT. OHMYGOD.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5f0c05ff-8e57-450a-ab25-1fd5d66e7fdb/IMG_2350.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c6d0c0b2-ec2b-4114-83fa-a2a0a39524a2/IMG_2359.jpg Blog - I humbly beseech you Johnson Leathers chevron jacket The back yoke was inspired by the chevron seams at the front, which were inspired by vintage leather jackets seen in Tokyo. But the other day, I realized the same inverted yoke is also on the back of my green Needles cardigan. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/x0czxmbjwur3p83kjexh74mgd2bh5u monthly 0.5 2025-02-02 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f8550000-107e-4984-80d2-c30d4ef50321/IMG_2322.jpg Blog - Bromance terms Loewe Puzzle bag The end of an era, with Jonathan Anderson departing Loewe. And to head to Dior, of all places (I’m not the biggest fan). Who knows, he’ll likely turn me into a customer of the house if he continues to make fun pieces. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c9c3588c-bd5f-4440-8539-637f64ec8555/IMG_2290.jpg Blog - Bromance terms https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/95b89bca-b7bb-4dd3-930d-f1acdcaa5400/IMG_2321.jpg Blog - Bromance terms Needles green cardigan Mario and I wore green and green in our booth for brunch. Didn’t help that we also ordered the same chia pudding. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bab85ce8-3d81-4a20-b34b-c6d059ee2ac8/IMG_2323.jpg Blog - Bromance terms Dolce & Gabbana boots I’m having a renaissance with these boots in this weather. They elevate a windbreaker outfit tenfold. I’m still not a D&G fan. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e5c513bd-5d66-47da-ac50-a2d59b38c814/IMG_2329.jpg Blog - Bromance terms H&M pink hat This might be a daily piece of daywear for February. I keep reaching for him. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f5d9b592-9106-46a1-b3c4-d20582ee5b29/IMG_2327.jpg Blog - Bromance terms John Elliott leather windbreaker According to the tag (and online), this retailed for $2K, but I bought it from my local Wasteland for $150. It’s the most bizarre type of leather - it acts like a windbreaker, is thin like a windbreaker, but possesses a very supple hand. Was great to wear for this morning’s errands after brunch, but impractical in that I didn’t like getting it wet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f86a72a5-adeb-4d4f-81ae-01d6df9af1e0/IMG_2334.jpg Blog - Bromance terms Woke up late to the sound of Saturday rain and texts from Jesse in NYC, sick from his torrid Austrian ski trip with Costanza. Apparently they bought matching watches, which is a big deal in bromance terms. Those two could remake Love & Basketball for a whole new demographic. I put on an ostensibly practical but pretty impractical outfit to meet Mario for brunch and the handing over of the Sugar Street Weavers puppy cardigan. It deserves a better home. Mario showed up in my zany green Portuguese Flannel overshirt that I gave him last December, effortlessly pulling it off 1000% better than I ever did. I’m not jealous. I’m not. I predict the puppy cardigan will manifest the love of his life within 8 months of wear. Such is the power of clothes on the right shoulders. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ee44de90-7888-4057-9527-da463bd500d1/IMG_2324.jpg Blog - Bromance terms John Elliott used to work at Villains Vault in the Haight before launching his own line. God I miss that store. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/h09poffyscaw6i62wf2cyc9cxhj3de monthly 0.5 2025-02-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a0ff91ab-f411-4375-843e-86273e54bb9a/IMG_2314.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer Hermes tee Fitting that I was wearing this while talking about melting and reshaping silver: among his many attributes, Hermes is the god of alchemy and transmutation. Didn’t fix my ring issue. :( https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/befe9ab8-eec5-4789-8916-a00ceae0e763/IMG_2311.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer Undercoverism coat Zara cardigan The perfect combo for warmth and water repelling without feeling bulky. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/58ec47c6-b427-4395-9e44-30aa9ea7d79e/IMG_2315.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer L’Officine Universelle Buly cucumber and mint parfum Southwest Airlines and I chatted about manifesting a million dollars, the hidden horrors of Disneyland, and her love of scents. I immediately told her about the fragrance I was wearing, which I picked up in Japan (but will buy more of in Selfridges - mark my words). The store, the bottles, and my god the fragrance - I ended up buying two bottles. I’m a sucker for beautiful packaging, and everything from the gorgeous script in which they hand-wrote my name on the box, to this beautiful bottle and its luxe atomizer, to the box-like bag you’re presented when you finish your purchase in their gorgeous shop… it all created a singular experience that cemented my fandom. A lot of guys include what they spray when they share what they wear, so I figured this deserves an honorable mention. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f9a30a61-6a66-426d-9b4e-549645141802/IMG_2330.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d82d1b51-4fea-48e3-af2e-69b6f117eb2a/IMG_2286.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4b7de256-5378-473e-86c2-e1464b8f9970/IMG_2320.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer Signet ring Every time I’m throwing things into the garbage disposal, I worry that my ring will slip off my pinky and go down the drain (breaking the machinery). So I went to a nearby antique and estate jewelry store to see if they could resize it (either bigger to go on my ring finger, or smaller to fit more securely on my pinky). They inspected it to see what it’s made of. For a second I was worried they were going to say “this is JUNK” - but it’s actually made of silver. Unfortunately, silver melts easily and would ruin the structure and stone setting if we attempted to make the ring malleable for resizing. So I need to make my pinky fatter. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0ac6f371-5dc5-445e-897e-fb519beae8df/IMG_2313.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer Dolce & Gabbana boots It’s boot weather, and today’s outfit required something sharp. I don’t want to look like all I’m thinking about is staying dry / warm. I want people to worry that I’ll slip in my lobby in these. Keep ‘em on edge! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c430663f-c143-481b-a04f-53a53d390ae2/IMG_2312.jpg Blog - Luxe atomizer Topologie bag Casette card holder With the rain, I decided to spare my leather bags and reached for this guy, which paired great with the coat. Using thiis means streamlining my belongings. I rediscovered these cassette wallets that I bought off the street in Trastevere (circa 2018). They’re amazing. Holding a cassette makes me want to make someone a mixtape. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/jt9uzqaa7ll5fuucaekvr6d04n7inu monthly 0.5 2025-01-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8e1228de-2de9-45e8-bd05-53ac7641e1c3/IMG_2262.jpg Blog - Rudeboy Prada Brique bag This photo reminds me of when I bought the rubber snake at Fremont Vintage Mall. I kept it in my crossbody bag for the day while I ran errands. When I was paying for something else in another shop, the cashier noticed the snake poking out of my purse and gave me a quizzical look. I just shrugged and rolled my eyes. Being a gay witch is hard to explain. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1825dd39-40d0-47e2-99ba-7e5d1e1361b2/IMG_2264.jpg Blog - Rudeboy H&M knit hat Now if only I had actually affixed the rubber snake to this hat when I wore it today. I could’ve pulled off the look; I once walked to the gym wearing a hat that I had just pulled from the dryer, not realizing there was a sock stuck to the side of it. I like to think it made me look artsy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6c7f82f6-1bb9-4131-83d3-df19662cb677/IMG_2260.jpg Blog - Rudeboy Gucci snake shoes I’m going to wear these more this weekend, and not just because of the New Year. They’re supremely comfortable and I could do with their regenerative properties. And they look great with my pants. 新年快乐 and 红包拿来! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1299e6fc-a565-4de5-b055-05d544150d32/IMG_2272.jpg Blog - Rudeboy I missed the Lunar New Year luncheon in the office, but I celebrated the Year of the Snake with my shoes. 2025 is to be a year of growth, renewal, and adaptability. I’m gonna need those in spades. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a7bffb23-3dfe-414a-9f6b-766aeb215cc9/IMG_2263.jpg Blog - Rudeboy Oak + Fort scarf Checkerboard was trendy a few years ago, but I’m more worried about this scarf making me look like a wannabe rudeboy than I am about appearing out-of-date. I love it. Pairing this with the China pink hat makes me think of Neapolitan ice cream. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c1f0ec34-b6f7-40ca-b05c-14e98f8c47b6/IMG_2265.jpg Blog - Rudeboy Striped fingerless gloves The sweet shopkeeper who owns Last Fashion in Camden gave these to me for free after I tried everything on in her store. I hope to see her this March. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a136c8c8-8746-4661-a3f7-267045542d4d/IMG_2243.jpg Blog - Rudeboy Johnson Leathers chevron jacket The breaking-in continues. Happy with the choice of lining. Sage advice: Snakes and bunnies. Don’t search that on YouTube. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5ba49dd9-b84e-4d5e-98fc-5e70fff83fcf/IMG_2237.jpg Blog - Rudeboy https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/91qu8sa8yxv7kjxns2j5j238c5luiz monthly 0.5 2025-01-30 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/76ca81f7-a751-4cb1-946d-2c5643582731/IMG_2210.jpg Blog - Look: triangles. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/24503a97-b21e-4634-8790-daf4b52dfde5/IMG_2219.jpg Blog - Look: triangles. Signet ring Prada Brique bag A small structured bag that sits nicely on the body is best with the maxi-coat. And look: triangles. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/09924f73-0933-4a7c-a049-3871e2ec527b/IMG_2229.jpg Blog - Look: triangles. Off-White X Nike sneakers Once upon a time in Chipotle, one of the most gorgeous men I’ve ever seen in this city asked me about these shoes. We both looked at my feet as we inched our way down the assembly line. I wish I had told him about my affinity for Nike waffle shoes, or that I wanted these shoes because they’re wearable assemblage art (not because they’re Off-White). But I think all I said was “They’re fun and comfy.” Speaking thoughtfully about your shoes while ordering authentic Mexican food is harder than it looks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c0129df3-61eb-4c14-80bd-9c641b9661f4/IMG_2233.jpg Blog - Look: triangles. I had some stressful dreams last night (avoiding someone in their own apartment, only to have them find me and tell me horrible truths). So I decided I was going to feel cozy and comfortable today. Self care in the form of wool, teddy fur, and bouncy spikes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/82f76fb2-ddfd-4ca3-9309-f93532848d23/IMG_2231.jpg Blog - Look: triangles. Zara wool coat A lot of people were out in woolly coats today. I wonder if they were also plagued with bad dreams and comforting their unsettled heads with big, warm outerwear. Maybe they were just cold and I’m romanticizing a Zara coat. What else is new. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2eb5af8d-b6fc-4281-862a-4228b491a1b7/IMG_2232.jpg Blog - Look: triangles. Original Use vest The vest epidemic in the bay area rages on. It’s the equivalent of giving flowers on Valentine’s Day - you’re doing as the next guy and not even trying. And don’t get me started on corp merch. This might be my favorite piece of clothing from Target. The teddy fur and periwinkle bring me back to the late 90s. It feels like a genuine, warm hug. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2a8a47a8-8504-4822-b78a-3aa990e9100d/IMG_2214.jpg Blog - Look: triangles. Brooches and pins I was inspired by Fursac’s A/W 2025 runway show, where they had shoulders and elbows of sweaters charmingly littered with pins. So before I headed to work, I pinned Matthias Schweighöfer and a robot to my lapel to keep me company throughout the day. They actually brightened up my day! https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/d7cixk09el1k7r01pledbpc2ofgfe9 monthly 0.5 2025-01-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4e8c8312-b253-462b-af70-14ded09668cd/IMG_2171.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face Anthropologie hat My favorite cap, worn on my least favorite day of the week. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/997aabb2-f440-4e9b-94cb-6d9846c6a01c/IMG_2168.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face Dolce & Gabbana boots Some days you reach for yesterday’s shoes. In other words, I was lazy and running late. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/57f67eeb-113c-4109-bce3-0e4c0272096b/IMG_2166.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face Needles floral cardigan Found in Tokyo. Worn at the company holiday party last month. First time wearing this guy in 2025. I feel like a Faberge egg in this cardigan (i.e. round and dazzling). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5e0d3fb6-27e7-45d0-8390-77999a9be9a0/IMG_2174.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face My building’s elevator is on the blink again. On the day my groceries were delivered. Why, Tuesday, why? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9762357f-7716-4875-8d0e-73601d1abd77/IMG_2142.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/04a75d8f-87d8-45a0-8969-db1d0db0447f/IMG_2150.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face Burberry clutch I might just keep the clutch in the backpack as a set. They’re a very effective duo. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/216ca0f4-f66d-4bfe-8d1f-905e8b6e42cc/IMG_2167.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face H&M button-down Coat belt worn as tie I have a strange habit of buying coats in thrift stores that I eventually donate after the affair is over, but I keep the belt in case I want to wear it as a neckpiece. My colleague at work said it looked like I had a curtain tieback around my neck. Not the look I was going for but no matter. On the walk home it was pretty windy, and this thing was whipping everyone in the face. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/729d826e-30f1-47a9-afee-cb68b437c0f0/IMG_2170.jpg Blog - Whipping everyone in the face Porter bag Some days you reach for yesterday’s rucksack. I felt like only carrying one bag today. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/h57e1jtxd9ziteric96jvyt1b4j7ag monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/655bda96-7e89-41fb-8624-fe65b7338df5/IMG_2077.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party Zara cropped vest This nubby beast was a gamble, but a $20 gamble. Again, cropped vests remind me of Prada menswear, and I love the look of this knit. While it does add some warmth, it also adds bulk - which is why I normally avoid chunky knits. Still, it helped save my otherwise muted outfit from being super dull. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/23b03f89-1e68-4c31-9885-81464441c538/IMG_2078.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party COS convertible jacket High tea at Sketch is always preceded or followed by a quick hop into COS on Mayfair. I bought this a few years ago while celebrating my birthday in London, and it’s perhaps the best-cut item I’ve purchased from the brand. It felt like the right choice for a day when I needed to crank out a lot of work, and didn’t want to feel encumbered. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/94b8a961-4f27-4e49-981f-960115a4a097/IMG_2079.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party Needles tulip hat At first I thought this hat just didn’t go with my outfit, but maybe I shouldn’t mess with tulip hats altogether. My boss told me I looked like a sad Paddington in it. I also have the visage of an aging baby; a tulip hat might augment my cherubic crone features. Will give it one more go before donating it to some gay clothing drive. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4cc5ac0f-99d8-4c2b-9071-d4256e10b5e3/IMG_2081.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party Burberry Prorsum clutch Again, I felt like being unfussy today, so I put everything into this clutch and slid it into my Porter rucksack along with my laptop, notebook and water bottle. On insignificant heavy work days (especially on a Monday), it’s nice to only have a backpack on. Did I just say that? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b22702b6-7fc4-47aa-a9ca-71ae01c344a5/IMG_2082.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party Signet ring I wonder if I can get this either tightened or loosened. It feels a little loose on my pinky, but it’s too tight on my ring finger. I really don’t want this to slip off - it’s pretty, and I’ll lose my dark gay magic if this is ever lost. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f0d81b6c-680e-48be-99ab-44090a04d48a/IMG_2080.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party Dolce & Gabbana boots Let it be known: I’m not a fan of Dolce & Gabbana. This predates a lot of their controversial remarks and ads; I’m simply not a fan of their work, and have no interest in being a part of that world. This is why it pains me to (grudgingly) hold these boots in such high regard. The textured leather, the comfort, and the SHAPE… these blue chip boots can open envelopes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/76a56bfa-0f24-4e1e-aa5c-0a674cf4526f/IMG_2127.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/16475706-a4f3-4b0b-adeb-ef77384da804/IMG_2126.jpg Blog - Bachelorette party https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/qhktp459cgo5qe2258807rgeuhpvfy monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/58d3a641-764a-4a45-ba63-4a4ad6e3a4cf/IMG_2070.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers Club Monaco cashmere scarf Once upon a time, my younger self would keep tabs of when Club Monaco cashmere would go on sale for 50%. Canadians know how to do the softest, loftiest cashmere. This one is super long, but I always knot it up to avoid looking like a stocky Avril Lavigne (or Hedi Slimane wannabe). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/94c4dbd6-42b5-41eb-9bb1-5511a55a1ede/IMG_2066.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers Sou Sou number shoes I watched the first episode of Prime Target, the supposed thriller from Apple TV where this math whiz at Cambridge finds himself in the middle of some conspiracy. It was tough to swallow. He sees numbers in everything, and he can’t stop obsessing over prime numbers. I wonder if these would make him plotz. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a4cddb03-8df1-4032-8d67-7be825fe019e/IMG_2068.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers When I found this in NYC, I loved the idea of wearing a conservative outfit and flipping it on its head with this guy. He’s fun, but he’s also impractical and begging for puzzled looks. To wear him with the requisite nonchalance, I have to forget that he’s hanging off my hip like a drugged animal. Does this bag make me look like a midlifer seeking an unmarked rave? Perhaps, but at least you wouldn’t mistake me for someone who loves golf or fresh powder in Colorado. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/85b82621-04e6-4611-9172-1513213a7f5c/IMG_2069.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers H&M hat When Banana Republic was at its zenith, they made clothes in minimal cuts but gorgeous colors. They used to do knits in what they called China Pink, which this hat echoes. The photo doesn’t do justice to its actual hue, and boy does it pair well with black waxed leather. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2260854e-ec66-4af2-a850-480d43dd000c/IMG_2067.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers Monkey bag The Lakers have their Louis Vuitton sling bags, I have a cushy monkey. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/171dfa9d-d01d-413a-99e0-b16fb2d9d02a/IMG_2072.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers As I entered Four Seasons for breakfast, these tall athletes were filing into a tour bus with onlookers taking photos. According to trusted sources, it was the LA Lakers. The ones I saw were carrying designer handbags, which is the only connection I have to NBA players (that, and my jump shot). Why aren’t my basketball-obsessed friends also carrying their belongings in fine leather goods with fancy hardware? The failure of professional sports, folks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/34e3c9ec-cd1b-4512-9b55-8010c89d4292/IMG_2023.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3313f142-38ed-4849-82dc-b65683ddfacc/IMG_2075.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d3b436e5-213e-4389-a9d2-b28122a8798d/IMG_2065.jpg Blog - Obsessing over prime numbers Johnson Leathers chevron jacket I’m really falling hard for this hide, which I know JL has enough left over for a second jacket. But I need to stop and focus on breaking this guy in. It would be amazing to have a bomber made in this skin though… https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/4ng1lvqoo29r7fmst0gksuqmly8c65 monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7bf77adb-91dc-4f95-94b3-4849e3338a1e/IMG_2007.jpg Blog - Where’s my phone? Charlie Bravo coat This felt appropriate for a cold night in Castro. Upon entering the restaurant, I knew Stanford would remark on this guy. I believe the word he used was “garish”, but after explaining that it’s upcycled rug fabric, it gained some newfound respect. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a47fca75-d87f-43ab-a145-b99255f8bd3d/IMG_2008.jpg Blog - Where’s my phone? Nike X Undercover sneakers So comfortable that I opted to stand on MUNI, both ways. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/063e0edd-d793-42b4-8e70-22c1a5942401/IMG_2011.jpg Blog - Where’s my phone? Unlike some of my friends who cannot get enough of sleep, I don’t nap. But I fell asleep yesterday afternoon while reclining against my chain pillow underneath the electric throw, watching body cam footage on YouTube (don’t ask). Why does all the crazy shit happen in Florida? Thanks to my nap, I woke up disoriented and groggy. It made dinner feel like lunchtime. Met with Stanford and Eagle Bulk Shipping at La Med, where I had cheese karni filo for the first time in years. Brought back memories of college birthdays and my housewarming in North Beach. I slurped chicken lemon soup while we discussed stressful happenings at NASA, Les Mis fandemonium, and the challenge of crocheting gloves. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6624eaa7-61ce-458f-a93c-e164da5795ea/IMG_1988.jpg Blog - Where’s my phone? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b0df1212-e8ce-4bd0-adf8-4320b0e064bf/IMG_2009.jpg Blog - Where’s my phone? Suspiria 1977 tee Wearing all black with the Charlie Bravo coat feels wrong, so in the darkness of my room I reached for a smidge of terror and hot pink. Paired well. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/235888d4-da1a-499f-acc9-1bcdd86842ae/IMG_2010.jpg Blog - Where’s my phone? Chanel 1995 bag When Eagle Bulk Shipping complimented my bag (thank you!), Stanford surprised me by saying his favorite bag of mine is my beloved green Diesel multi-pocket satchel from back in the day (thank you!!). The model is actually named Where’s My Phone?, and I still have him in storage. Funny fact: I’ve had several students from the Academy of Art ask me where I bought it, as they all said it looked like it would be great for carrying supplies. It is. Maybe it’s a sign to bring him out of retirement? https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/jtvvfu1xaei2m8lg2o1smvcqywowr1 monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b8142fbe-780a-4732-aae2-2a13d201ba02/IMG_1948.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers Spoon rings Pinky ring Since today’s outfit is standard issue, I pulled out some of the family jewels (by “jewels” I mean hammered spoons and my version of flea market signet ring). Clearly, I’m not much for subtle dainty rings. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a19a585e-41c8-4676-9d75-0dc50901c82c/IMG_1960.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/68c59b59-53a6-4663-b341-0c078f1c9861/IMG_1955.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers On my walk home through Union Square, I chatted with Monifah about the state of this city. The sparse foot traffic, car-less Market Street, and empty buildings make downtown feel like some fake movie set. A USF professor of urban planning and management told KTVU that “Downtown SF must evolve into a safe, clean, friendly mixed-use experiential destination, with entertainment, pop-up shops, and ever-changing surprises, much like Tokyo, Paris, New York, and Denver.” DENVER is aspirational? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7b07431b-8481-4950-9069-35165569b805/IMG_1938.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers The spoon rings were bought on a whim en route to work last December. The pinky ring was bought in NYC. The unusual shape and band won me over. I remember going to great pains to get cash from an ATM because the vendor didn’t believe in cards or Venmo/CashApp. It brought to mind that scene from Frances Ha when she’s running to the ATM to pay for dinner. At least I didn’t trip and bleed like Frances. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7e6875ec-d15c-47c0-a816-e00d91e023f8/IMG_1949.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers Gucci Falacer shoes The shape and sporty stripes of this shoe still win me over after 7 years of wear. That wear, however, has warped / bunched up some of the patent leather near the top of my toe, agitating it somewhat. Need to keep shoe trees in them to smooth out those bumps. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5bbf1a74-66a8-48b6-bd12-4bc5f895afaf/IMG_1953.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers Acne Studios Distortion bag It’s supposed to rain tomorrow and I’d prefer not to risk staining the spongey leather, so I took him out for a walk. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f554eda6-e25c-4853-a705-f04f885ad7c9/IMG_1931.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers Today’s totem: the mighty bee. Bzzz. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/41a6a4b8-7067-4879-9447-97ea6c72a69b/IMG_1954.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers H&M short sleeve button-down Renegade bandana Except for my aformentioned graphic tees, my daily top is either a black tee or black button-down. Cue the naysayers, but I prefer short sleeve ones to long sleeve shirts. I run hot, I hate rolling up sleeves, I’m not a lawyer or banker, and I like seeing my tattoo. Tie on a bandana and I’m ready for another tragicomedic day. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9115033d-13f2-4e2e-b504-acf8a1bec986/IMG_1956.jpg Blog - Cue the naysayers Johnson Leathers chevron jacket WIP. Day 2. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/vxugw2r526xqai609jqmggvz71rsig monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0d977cdf-a0bb-4d26-81cd-ec23bbcef8b5/IMG_1895.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears Porter Yoshida rucksack For someone who isn’t the biggest fan of backpacks, I own about six. I like variety, but I have huge respect (and a little envy) for people who are content with using the same rucksack for years. If a backpack has been stitched, patched and repaired over time, that’s even cooler. I found this one new (with tags) at 2nd Street for $40. Great everyday bag (but not for travel). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/aa473bf1-2a13-45de-9695-275f8f4316cd/IMG_1892.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears H&M cap Sou Sou scarf I reached for these because of the shoes. Graphic hats and poppy scarves are important when you literally wear black shirts and pants every day. I have to break up the black, otherwise I’m Bono. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e5da4ec1-4f4e-41e1-a6ca-0e2d65166016/IMG_1889.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears Johnson Leathers chevron jacket When I was in Japan, I looked at a lot of vintage leather jackets. I ended up making a mental note of elements I liked, with the intention of having a jacket made as my Christmas gift to myself. I wanted waxed leather, rounded edges (collar, front hem corners), chevron seaming details, and a shorter zip. Not radically different from my other leather jackets but I appreciate the difference in this piece. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/69511ab0-814b-4ee1-b7f1-c4ed8ca8d07e/IMG_1898.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears Another early morning dash to work = falling back on my uniform. Which isn’t a bad thing, especially when I finally received my waxed cowhide leather jacket. My weekend plans? Breaking him in across 48 hours. Received a photo from Mario in Amsterdam, wearing one of the shirt jackets I gave him when I was thinning out my closet. On the one hand it makes me sigh when people can pull off what I can’t, but I’m happy that those shackets found a better father than I’d ever be to them. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/23576e7f-3e81-4504-8f61-53c6bc703176/IMG_1870.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2c0b40c4-3a36-45d3-8778-c90aef9ac2bf/IMG_1894.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears Balenciaga sneakers This shoe has no laces, which is a huge plus for me. I’m ashamed to admit that I don’t know how to tie my shoelaces the way most adults do. I have to make two bunny ears and then tie a simple knot. It does the job. Most of my shoes don’t have laces; those that do, I keep them tied to a degree that allows me to slip them on and off without having to make bunny ears every time. I think I’m just not into tying shoelaces. That’s Elite level laziness right there. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7d78493a-41a6-47fe-b9bd-98adfff0d569/IMG_1891.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears H&M gloves Loewe Puzzle bag The older I get, the colder my extremities get. Typing at your desk with fingerless gloves looks like an affectation and there’s no getting around it. Whatever. I don’t like the way the Puzzle bag feels with this jacket, but I was running late and didn’t have time to swap in something different. I honestly could’ve left it at home; the bag contains a little book filled with random notes that I forced friends to scribble down, about 5 pens, painful eyedrops, band-aids, and a gold rechargeable lighter. None of which I used today. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fc4723b0-1361-4653-a758-e1bcbd2ea6f7/IMG_1890.jpg Blog - Two bunny ears I’ll be wearing this probably every day to break him in as much as possible. Will track progress on here. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/021vp8ra04mllwyoy90hk4jyzrq26k monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7236cc2d-d6b7-4385-a63c-dbe5c438321d/IMG_1848.jpg Blog - The church lady Arizona Iced Tea made the effort to dine with me at one of SF’s last great establishments: Cheesecake Factory. I made the mistake of sharing what I planned to order. When our server asked what we were having, Arizona Iced Tea ordered my order first, leaving me no choice but to say I’d have what he was having. Like he inspired me. He did the same thing when we ordered dessert. Straight men are out of control. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fc9f3d4c-4fb3-45ad-a438-d5986938b517/IMG_1842.jpg Blog - The church lady Seven (?) face socks I bought these socks on a whim in a Dublin market and ended up loving the way they look with white sneakers, so I ended up going back and grabbing a few more. They feel like they’re from Prada’s 2014 Spring collection, where they had women’s faces on coats and dresses. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ca62f4f8-d024-4d52-bc12-53c5d4b64d9e/IMG_1845.jpg Blog - The church lady Mumami tiger scarf An animal a day keeps the basic beige Becky away. Also: the more I use this scarf, the more it reminds me of Prada. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9d168383-4eed-47aa-9363-6a2117287069/IMG_1843.jpg Blog - The church lady Mihara Yasuhiro hair sneakers It’s like wearing a toupee on your heels. Sadly, these are the only things that I still own from my first trip to Tokyo. They’re comfortable and have a great toe shape. What’s more, from the side, it looks like an extension of my pants, with the white part of the sneaker abruptly peeking out. It’s a magical illusion of a shoe. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f0b1ab2e-7866-4985-bf59-3ca0d58525ae/IMG_1847.jpg Blog - The church lady Anthropologie cap After yesterday’s shiny cap fiasco, I reached for the hat that hugs my large head in the most flattering way. My dome looks more framed and less strangled in a vice grip in this cap. I need to have a hard look at all of my caps and discard anything that looks shrunken atop my head. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8465c754-3bf3-4172-bfd0-229e85aae9d5/IMG_1846.jpg Blog - The church lady Loewe Puzzle bag After we left Chez Cheesecake, Arizona Iced Tea told me how nervous he is to leave his rather nice bicycle locked up on a public street. I understand the fear of being robbed: I want to walk around holding this bag by the hand instead of crossbodied, but I’m paranoid that someone will snatch it and run. And no one needs to see me run after a mugger like the church lady that I am. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/db782a36-b943-4e87-816e-3ce4381013a3/IMG_1841.jpg Blog - The church lady Johnson Leathers Type 1 jacket Less than a year old but the phantom horsehide is breaking in nicely. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a7531ba9-8d0b-438c-9b82-8a588595a8d8/IMG_1828.jpg Blog - The church lady https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/8ujl7zzil8jujs9eluvahqtjhi8sm2 monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1eee05f1-89ac-45b0-ac9e-3230a893d093/IMG_1768.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/68a32c54-875e-4675-ae51-083e595d8e7a/IMG_1793.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics Zara cardigan During my second meeting this morning, an exec told me that I looked like I just returned from a ski chalet in this knit. That’s never good to hear. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/771084b7-9390-4495-9e74-0f001a234b63/IMG_1784.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics JW Anderson buckle shoes The one thing that looked great on me today. The silhouette with my pants… I love these shoes to the point of paranoia that one day I’ll irrevocably damage them. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bce49742-976a-4fcf-98a5-a31544288804/IMG_1788.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics Wood and rope necklace I believe I picked this guy up in Dublin, in a quirky design shop. In theory, I love it. In practice, I’m not sure it works on me. I’ve never seen myself in it and felt it pick me up. Most of the time I’m weighing if it looks good or bad (which might mean it needs to go to a new home). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4b5a93cd-ed7c-4b1f-b38e-6e27c5bff28d/IMG_1792.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics Anthropolgie trucker coat Paired well with the cardigan, but something made me feel portly in this all day. Perhaps it was the Carol’s Cookies they had in the kitchen at work. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fffd392b-7933-42d2-b623-4662a2442334/IMG_1791.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics Gant portfolio I found this bag in 2nd Street for $28. I intend to use it to carry my laptop to work, or for when I do the biweekly run for magazines or comics. Will likely use it more this Spring. Thinking of pinning a few brooches to one of its corners (maybe because the fabric reminds me of outerwear). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/de24599f-9eda-4738-8d68-07b5da4050e8/IMG_1786.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics Gucci camera bag Note to self: Don’t ever wear this crossbody bag over the trucker coat; the generous armholes competed with the short thick straps of this bag. Felt uncomfortable and looked even worse. Tomorrow’s another day to try again! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9a517c53-2378-4fb0-8f5a-0d71ea7f7148/IMG_1787.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics Missoni scarf Missoni scarves are generally too zany and colorful for my liking, but this guy is very much up my street. The tones make up my kind of rainbow, the pattern is uncommon and somewhat grungy, as is the fringe. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ac3629f9-c9d0-4351-a50d-68ef749ead22/IMG_1789.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics H&M shiny cap OK. Time to be honest. This cap isn’t fitting right on my head. It’s not the most flattering shape, and it’s a little too tight (he’s induced a few headaches). This might also need to go. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5850ce20-5b8f-4402-aa92-992cbe04e811/IMG_1795.jpg Blog - Magazines or comics And another one bites the dust: They announced that Bloomingdale’s will close this Spring. Downtown continues to decay. My last purchase from the store was 2022 - my green JW Anderson wooden toggle work jacket. I’m trying to remember my first buy when that side of the mall had its big opening (they were giving away promotional umbrellas). Probably some t-shirt. While I can’t say I’m a loyal customer, I’ve perused the store a lot: lunch breaks when I worked in the Flood Building; window shopping before a movie, massage appointment, or dinner with Bayonne; beauty counter time with Lagos after work on Fridays... I even had a birthday group activity start inside the men’s floor of Bloomie’s… You’ll be missed. To add to things, I wasn’t happy with today’s look. The chill in my apartment prompted me to layer more and more. It’s a drag to be busy in a shitty outfit. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/dwuwm12ab9p1oyrg9l78ue9cac1vzl monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f6524280-03eb-4dab-8432-0d577bbbc2fc/IMG_1730.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/777e0e0f-936f-4fb0-98b0-a1d3f89a1043/IMG_1746.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment Sunflower jacket I needed a cozy bit of armor today. After walking out disappointed and empty-handed, I went and bought a warmed up fudge packer cookie from Hot Cookie. Busy patterns are good for hiding melted chocolate stains. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/54cd7f93-b8bf-4cda-832f-de4f3fe597a2/IMG_1755.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/952ee958-5f69-4060-8660-f14ff24a3c61/IMG_1753.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment Chanel Edinburgh bag I think of Edinburgh and think of Mercat Cross, where hot lead punishment was meted out to the guilty. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e0835b14-908b-47ce-87ca-ffbe77a7733b/IMG_1748.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment Ami boots OK, back to the clothes. Focus. My 20s were marked by winklepickers, boots, and only leather soles. I wanted them pointy and flat like a trowel. It didn’t matter if they squeezed my toes or did damage to my soles as long as they looked like they could pop open a paint can. The inhumane cruelty committed to my feet left me with swollen ankles and back pain, but when you’re young you feel invincible. These days I only own two pairs of boots, neither of which get much use. I like a free ankle, I airtime for an interesting sock, and saving space in my carryon. My everyday slacks do fall best over a flat boot, but at this stage of life, sensible comfort and care trumps a sharp pant silhouette. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c840d4f2-70ec-41af-bcca-0cc77ab6848a/IMG_1745.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment Needles cardigan I bought this with a friend of mine who recently enjoyed apple pie without me in Amsterdam. I am starving for pie. And he ate pie in my face via text. You know who you are. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/38aafc24-646a-446a-af35-ee03a1d5f4e2/IMG_1750.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment Head Shots cap The only things I bought from storied It’s A Wrap in Burbank were two really nice caps. Where they were used, if at all, is unknown. I like to pretend it was once used on George Costanza. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5e520f59-a3f1-48c6-8267-e4fc8dfa95c7/IMG_1751.jpg Blog - Hot lead punishment CMBYN tote And I’ll remember everything that happened today, too. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/neatly-askew monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b6d37cb8-7755-415f-b5fb-050b4dd89095/IMG_1699.jpg Blog - Neatly askew Chanel Bombay Boy Bag I’ve been wearing this guy a lot and need to give his brothers their share of fresh air. But today’s mostly somber officer uniform called for a quilted patent diamond pattern and medallions (lots of medallions). All hail the Empire. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f3f269ac-5241-42d3-a779-8ae3e826722d/IMG_1698.jpg Blog - Neatly askew Nanushka hooded scarf Another beloved item from Budapest (that was one successful shopping trip). Turns any jacket into a hooded one, and the scarf folds neatly askew. It’s not the warmest thing, but neither am I, so who am I to judge? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/04ae021b-c8ce-4af2-bbdb-374507238161/IMG_1700.jpg Blog - Neatly askew H&M textured shirt Worn at a wedding last year. Loved it so much that I bought extras—a habit that needs to stop in 2025. Unlike men’s shirts, I didn’t need anything tailored. Perfect arm length. The hem works tucked or untucked. It features semi-sheer areas that look as though someone took sandpaper to the fabric, leaving feathery tufts in its wake. The cuffs and collar feel high-end. The fact that Heath found a matching bib and chain harness that matched the texture of this shirt proved our paths were destined to cross. At the wedding, when it was time to dance and I removed my suit jacket, one guy came up to me and complimented the shirt. $25 well spent. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bc2156c9-b701-469b-9820-2ecdc6b50d53/IMG_1677.jpg Blog - Neatly askew https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a773010b-2d2c-4dd7-aa42-d484b20e3a9b/IMG_1702.jpg Blog - Neatly askew Prada jacket Sometimes I feel like an officer of the Galactic Empire in this jacket (loyally served by Syril Karn). The pronounced buttons and spare silhouette make me walk a little taller. Sharp shoes, gloves, chains, and a cap enhance the military feel. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/14aa0f2d-285e-4d17-8a13-aacbc28b4536/IMG_1695.jpg Blog - Neatly askew H&M gloves Unless I’m in subarctic climes (Montreal NYE - that was painful), I prefer fingerless gloves over full-fingered ones. They make any jacket edgier and give off a stronger hint of villainy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a273741d-70e2-474d-99c6-6c04a801ad1b/IMG_1697.jpg Blog - Neatly askew Mint Designs silver socks These were the prize item in my Christmas stocking last month. They’re so cool. I was tempted not to wear them, but I’m too curious as to how they’ll wear and wash. A gorgeous stripe knit slathered in a silver coating on the outer sides. Would have had greater effect had I worn with cropped pants, but sometimes special socks are best revealed when you least expect it. I once wore Comme des Garcons black lace stocking socks to a meeting. When I crossed my legs, my coworker spotted what looked like hosiery peeking underneath and his face went pale. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0c003551-011f-46a8-99fa-7fdf7106e688/IMG_1693.jpg Blog - Neatly askew Prada brogues? Like most Prada objects, this one’s a beautiful chimera: the rubber brogue toe, the sleek boot form, the gussets of a Chelsea, the low cut of a loafer, and the rubber sole… these feel like no other shoe that I own. A textbook example of why Prada is my home team. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4ec9fde2-1b09-4e59-bdaa-9397104e5e91/IMG_1704.jpg Blog - Neatly askew He is risen! Well, at least without the aid of a cane. I managed to walk around my neighborhood (in formal shoes!) with a decent gait. I felt like an old bag of wonder. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/doorways-thieves-and-magic monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/28b2f289-4cdf-45c5-9eac-b9087d1c4153/IMG_1632.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic Hermes tee The youngest in Olympus has always been my favorite Greek god (not my favorite fashion house). What’s not to love? God of (among other things) commerce, eloquence, gymnastics, roads, doorways, thieves, and magic. A clever trickster, but responsible as both a psychopomp and a messenger. And he knows how to accessorize. Is it any wonder then that when I decided to get a tattoo it was in honor and service to my guy? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8ba2bc8e-c972-40e2-8abc-ebc90954175a/IMG_1633.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic Johnson Leathers Type 1 jacket There are amazing leather jackets to be found, but unless your measurements match those of an industry fit model (in which case, congrats / I loathe you), there will likely be something off about the fit. I’d love to have a Y’2, Rainbow Country, or Fine Creek jacket (they’re gorgeous), but they don’t suit my body type. I have a particular issue with designer leather jackets. When you reach a certain echelon that are 2-4x the price of a custom leather jacket, it makes more sense (to me) to go custom. Some might want to have the luxury brand association, and I get that. But playing god with hides, seams, cuffs, lining, pockets, zippers, buttons, to create a singular glove-like fit, is its own brand of luxury. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a63342c7-4c6c-49ef-b5cf-14c4d522a9bd/IMG_1643.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic Stubbs & Wootton mirrorball loafers My first pair of Stubbs & Wootton loafers featured crossbones and skulls. I didn’t like the pirate connotation, but they were fun black slippers that I wore to death (literally - a hole formed through the sole after years of use). Most S&W designs aren’t up my street, but sometimes they hit the mark. Like these. My favorite kind of music is anything with a disco baseline. The mirrorball, the velvet, the spray of sparkles along the side, they all pay homage to my Spotify account. A literal party on my feet. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4444d36b-54d8-419c-8b6d-bad8a74316a2/138F10F7-12F3-40CF-81B0-4AF0BB7A0FF5.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/db6b1f10-68bf-42a4-8f81-ee4a1d184c3b/IMG_1602.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a16ecf1d-3b45-4137-a851-0770eb2f1246/IMG_1642.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic Panda charm bracelet Found this in a shop on Cat Street that’s equal parts girly and goth. I don’t think I’m their target demographic but does it matter? It’s actually a necklace / choker but we won’t go there. Wrapped around my wrist (atop a fingerless knit glove) is more appropriate for a geezer like me. It sounds like there’s a cat nearby when I wear it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7f597ec0-ac82-497b-a159-32deb22f8abb/IMG_1644.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c01fa705-2390-48c0-8d86-1becb5ccf279/IMG_1629.jpg Blog - Doorways, thieves and magic Gucci snake bag Red snakes hold several symbolic meanings; some good (healing, protection, life), some bad (danger, warning, death). Some say they represent transformation and renewal. Whatever they mean, they look great when set against black leather. More bags should feature totems. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/fatal-if-swallowed monthly 0.5 2025-02-13 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c4d62ec2-3159-4385-a09b-2d12cab723e8/IMG_1636.jpg Blog - Fatal if swallowed Chanel Portobello flap bag A cheek-to-ankle black coat requires some sheen and a slight chain to counterbalance. And I can fit much-needed pills in here without fear of them falling out as I limp. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/82cc640d-3914-47ac-b776-1cc5826ae4bf/IMG_1597.jpg Blog - Fatal if swallowed https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4968f7c5-c5c3-45a7-a7ae-c84b929a715e/IMG_1639.jpg Blog - Fatal if swallowed https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c39301b9-4a35-4ac8-b7b4-a4b1bc633897/IMG_1631.jpg Blog - Fatal if swallowed Prada navy / blue loafers I believe in the healing power of special shoes. They may not fix your injury, but they can fix your look. The blue accent on blue base, the lines, the toe shape, all conspire to cheer me up, particularly after days of having to wear sneakers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a55453a6-219e-485e-8df5-8478d8392868/IMG_1635.jpg Blog - Fatal if swallowed Flower brooches These were what I needed for the Jones coat. Found in the same vintage shop in Shimokitazawa where I bought the orange scarf. I’m not into pretty flowers. These are fantastically abstract, almost alien and gnarled. I like to think that they’re fatal if swallowed. The way in which the petals are constructed and assembled together gives them true bulbous dimension. Pinning them to a lapel felt banal. I tried applying them to a black baseball cap but it ended up looking like a really dumb fascinator. On a whim, I pinned them as cufflinks to the Jones coat. Whenever I say “oooh” to myself while testing things out, I know the Lord is guiding me down the right path. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5f6bc5cf-3a1f-47d5-a5b8-ad34881e29c1/IMG_1627.jpg Blog - Fatal if swallowed Jones funnel coat RIP Nordstrom Rack, where this guy was waiting for me in the women’s outerwear section. Women’s jackets and coats suit me better because I have short arms, and the sleeves on this coat are no exception. My personal rule for coats is that it must hit at the knee at minimum (I cannot abide any coat that hits anyone mid-thigh, but if that’s your jam…). This hits close to my ankle. I appreciate any outerwear that wears like religious garb and turns your walk slightly ceremonial. The one drawback: he’s admittedly somewhat plain, but you can always find a way to fix that… https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/white-and-on-the-ground monthly 0.5 2025-01-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6dc99cda-5efe-4653-bd31-934a9431cd91/IMG_1534.jpg Blog - White and on the ground And it pairs beautifully with the long strings and cropped length of the Cognomen vest. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d6b32c58-4c26-4674-bba7-63c7ab753369/IMG_1564.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Sheep hat Received several compliments while wearing this on several Zoom calls. I ended up looking at myself on Zoom, wondering if I could’ve pulled off a super tight crop of oatmeal blond curls. I think so. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4acad228-bc62-4b79-b1e7-d173d6d0777f/IMG_1538.jpg Blog - White and on the ground They tell you to treat your body like a temple. Consider mine looted by thieves. One sudden snap behind my left knee while doing my church lady exercises has left me with a swollen leg. This year is off to an outstanding start. At least my limp gives me reason to use my cane and spares me from looking like a hobbling affectation. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ae4ce0c2-73c6-4fc7-9642-3ce3e460ce30/IMG_1561.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Golden Goose white sneakers There was a time when I would never consider looking at white sneakers. And then I watched Personal Shopper, and my obsession with Kristen Stewart’s uniform became manifest. Suddenly I was in Antwerp, seeking the perfect hem of every vintage leather bomber, and trying white sneakers (low tops though - I can’t do high tops) with skinny black jeans. I’ve since appreciated the effect a white sneaker can have when paired with leather jackets. What I don’t understand is when people fight to keep their white sneakers pristine. They’re white and on the ground. Why bother? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/944cbfc0-71b1-44bc-b800-0a2939d6d609/IMG_1542.jpg Blog - White and on the ground It gets chilly in the office, so a comfy layer is required. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1e8b94b2-3980-4ebe-aec9-35b27f152595/IMG_1576.jpg Blog - White and on the ground https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/861a48b2-b79f-4440-bb44-9c12f6adb081/IMG_1567.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Ram cane If Eddie Redmayne can confess to having a crush on Nala from The Lion King, I’ve no shame in admitting I imagined being married to Skeletor from He-Man. He had henchmen, wore a cool hood, lived in a big house, and possessed a magic staff with a ram’s head on it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/54d42a58-2ca4-4a9b-82be-caa2c41ca3f3/IMG_1559.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Hannibal tee The entire series of Hannibal is currently on sale for like $10. I paid $25 per season. Bah. Gorgeous show, but absurd dialogue as the seasons progress. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/590ec13d-ce2a-44ec-aac9-53937e572804/IMG_1569.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Cognomen vest A joy to wear, but I need to wash it soon. Also, I believe this was by design, but it’s fraying at the edges… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/38863027-5ad0-4ab3-bfdd-aa587c3350c3/IMG_1571.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Mel En Stel wrap scarf Pretty sure I bought this at Crossroads or Wasteland. 100% wool and a joy to wrap and button for the perfect drape. Another favorite workhorse to bring abroad and use on a cold plane. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b6e27958-883d-487c-95af-2eade113303b/IMG_1572.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Henrik Vibskov socks When Chick Lit and I were shopping in Soho, we wound up waiting out a serious downpour in the Henrik Vibskov shop. I’m glad it rained, otherwise I wouldn’t have bought these socks. The pattern looks particularly amazing when worn with cropped pants and the Isabel Marant sneakers (and running around Tokyo). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d67d037c-677f-43bc-a862-3f67ac584d2c/IMG_1560.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Fau Chao Ji jacket I have a favorite shop in Camden that I always visit when I’m in London. The shopkeeper is this wonderful lady who lets me try on all the interesting womenswear she sells, and never forgets to shame me for splurging on designer bags. I’m bequeathing one of my Chanel bags to her. This guy is an odd one. Too cropped, too wide, and the sleeves are so short that I have to push them up. But I love everything about this piece, especially the frayed checker panels and the way it looks when it’s buttoned up (the collar…!). Don’t ask why but the sporty offbeat graphic feel makes me think of Nicolas Ghesquiere. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c8d5d170-9526-407c-9d91-b16aacdabd82/IMG_1554.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Johnson Leathers Type 3 If and when you order a custom leather jacket, splurge on a quality zipper. The chunkier the better. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c1196525-8c4f-4099-ab1f-08a867653c62/IMG_1566.jpg Blog - White and on the ground This isn’t as big as Skeletor’s but it does the trick. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1f4a7d89-4968-4f30-8f08-b4f569423ada/IMG_1568.jpg Blog - White and on the ground Chanel Portobello flap bag I know it’s trendy but I’m tempted to add a charm or two to this guy. Large chunky shapes (pyramid, ball, cylinder), made of bakelite or any synthetic resin, in dull colors. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/the-trick-is-to-keep-everything monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8302a20b-5cea-44b3-9573-a50bd7bc1ae8/IMG_1525.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything This appeared in white in the 2024 S/S show, so I was delighted to find it in blue. It’s inspired by office storage / moving boxes, with carry handle cutouts throughout the garment. Generously cut and fits like a swingy blanket. My favorite feature: the flat and wide chute sleeves that take a sheer drop from the shoulder. There’s some origami magic to the way this is constructed. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e8a219b2-2a09-4eee-90c0-4a7300454af0/IMG_1529.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9620028c-9ff4-4492-a5f4-ac28ca23e630/IMG_1502.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything Henrik Vibskov Box coat Were this world more like the world of Henrik Vibskov. The closest we can get is by dressing like we’re in his land of offbeat concepts, proportions, patterns, and color. Bought this from their Soho boutique in NYC. The trick is to keep everything else slim and flat. Lesson learned. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/325015d8-e84e-44d7-b0f1-538f133e4f39/IMG_1523.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/08f84105-4e55-4b81-bfe8-7e4f54277853/IMG_1518.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything Minimalist bolero Found in modern jewelry / accessories store in Budapest. I usually wear it as a necklace over t-shirts, not cinched. The first time one of my Dutch colleagues asked me what it was, I coolly replied “A hotspot”. He was blown away. I felt bad when I told him it was just a necklace. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4dd6aee6-a346-4f32-8f62-d78979e58358/IMG_1524.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything Prada modern oxfords These are best suited with a sleeker outfit or trim jacket. Under the sails of today’s coat, they felt clunky and excessive. These are almost 10 years old, from the FW 2015 menswear collection. The abstract sole always brings to mind dental molds. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/63892eb7-a6f4-4649-8c75-f8817bcf1657/IMG_1519.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything Weekday vest As much as I like to think this guy is functional, he doesn’t provide much warmth in chilly weather. Simple knit adornment. But he’s cute. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9886c572-fc0d-4a79-b67a-ce9325b991d5/IMG_1493.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything Global work calls at 6am can mar your sense of proportion. Individually, I adore these pieces. Together, they didn’t yield the desired effect. Heavy chunky shoes + billowing coat = parade float disaster. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c11ac014-1c58-4cbd-8cc2-8bc90d1d07f5/IMG_1520.jpg Blog - The trick is to keep everything Prada Brique bag From box coat to brick bag. A bit too on the nose (square shapes), but this unassuming bag does the trick and mercifully didn’t add additional bulk to the billowing fuckup that was today’s outfit. Thank you for your service, little guy. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/a-good-pastoral monthly 0.5 2025-01-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/be5801b2-8692-49da-9c6c-a2b687fd6c45/IMG_1486.jpg Blog - A good pastoral https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a5e94b66-9244-48d3-a367-8f2e1c975b34/IMG_1458.jpg Blog - A good pastoral Sometimes we overcompensate when battling a dreary start to the week. One of those Mondays where nothing goes your way. Action (and dressing up) is the antidote. That, and ordering Chinese food for dinner. Reused some of what was worn Sunday out of sheer laziness. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fa736355-1668-471d-a23b-d4987aa8e423/IMG_1470.jpg Blog - A good pastoral Chanel Portobello flap bag Sometimes it’s too much of a hassle to switch the contents of your bag from one purse to the next, right men? Still, I think it particularly suited today’s jacket. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6480af22-5106-469e-8b5d-010a77a46b5c/IMG_1468.jpg Blog - A good pastoral Scenic jacket As much as I’m a city witch at heart, I love a good pastoral print, especially if it could pass for arresting wallpaper. Purchased this from one of the stalls in Spitalfields one cold winter, and have since become a repeat customer of his (he gives you a nice silk scarf tote with purchase). I like wearing this jacket to high tea. All’s I need’s a fascinator. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5c3216ef-b24d-48be-ae26-046914c3e969/IMG_1466.jpg Blog - A good pastoral Christian Louboutin loafers These were last worn with a semi-sheer, fuzzy black top, lace bib, chain harness, and a Nigerian date. At a wedding. The groom’s mother and another relative came up to me on the dance floor and tried grabbing at them. Such is the effect of patent leather and beaded fringe. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/a-neutral-and-an-accent monthly 0.5 2025-01-29 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/273c2e0a-5a13-4b04-a5f3-328dadf2cb3d/IMG_1481.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent Tokyo robe I was right to pair this with plain cap and sneakers; they help ground the variegated whimsy of this robe. It felt apropos wearing this offbeat piece while fawning over ornate things in Nest and Rachel Comey. It helped remind me that I already have a lot of personality in my closet. Just applaud these lovely things on sale and back away… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0432596d-d168-4f43-a19f-531ea0f768d0/IMG_1467.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent Sheep hat Purchased from Nordstrom Rack in San Marcos. My Belgian friend Chanel used to make sheep noises whenever I wore this in the office. I took it as a compliment. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/69b8c40c-d3f7-466e-b7a0-15b2dc52fa0d/IMG_1482.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent Bravo Charlie coat Among the sea of beige businessmen having breakfast this morning (there’s a big conference in town), I felt regal and strange. Like Jadis from Narnia or something. Turkish delight, anyone? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7a73cf24-d21c-4ed6-83b6-4f2263e664f1/IMG_1451.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent Today was a sneaker Sunday. Brought little more than a magazine, upcycled coat, and cozy hat to MKT for breakfast. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ae4c2d28-bc5d-455d-bac5-19f7c7315cde/IMG_1480.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent Nike x Undercover sneakers My favorite Nike model, remixed to a fantastic tailfin silhouette. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c53cd4cc-538c-4d77-b44e-9687815e43f8/IMG_1453.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent To my disappointment the day warmed up by midday, so I switched to the Tokyo robe and met with Heath on Fillmore for window shopping (and paninis). Our browsing gave me the chance to practice something I heard John Mayer share in an interview: instead of grabbing and an amazing item and buying it, he’ll simply put it down and clap his hands in appreciation. This helped as we shopped Nest and Rachel Comey. I said goodbye to Heath with only a few baked goods (to benefit Ukraine) and no new clothes. Winner! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/01ee0b9e-b3e4-46d7-a575-0fc3a26df00e/IMG_1484.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6d7a2b4e-c28a-482c-a323-7acd5af22390/IMG_1469.jpg Blog - A neutral and an accent Chanel Portobello flap bag My last Chanel purchase, found online while bored to tears in Dublin. I had it rushed so that it would be waiting for me when I returned home. It’s surprising how quilted diamond glazed leather works as both a neutral and an accent depending on what you put against it. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/mango-juice monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1afeda64-1135-48e3-ba08-0b77194ce246/IMG_1354.jpg Blog - Mango juice Jump to: Cologne, 2016. The peasant girl is frustrated with how everything is closed on Sundays, so he hops (with a boot on - hairline fracture) on two trains to a Prada in the Netherlands. Upon entering the men’s section, he sees a familiar figure: the photog messenger sling with a leather strap! And on sale! He hands the bag to a sales associate and asks Prada sells painkillers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3bf0d49d-02cf-4049-b3cd-32e9445bf9c7/IMG_1348.jpg Blog - Mango juice Johnson Leathers Type 3 jacket …especially when paired with this jacket. I love the leather of my type 3, but it stays super cold that whenever I put it on I feel ghosts breathe down my neck. A knotted silk scarf kills that chill, and lends a beaten up leather jacket a hard elegance. The most immediate image that comes to mind is Lauryn Hill in the CD booklet for The Score; she wears a leather jacket and silk scarf, and looks incredible. She looks like someone who’d say “while you fuming / i’m consuming mango juice under Polaris / you just embarrassed cuz it’s your last tango in Paris…” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/159027b9-31de-427e-8a9f-4e893b9f0516/IMG_1369.jpg Blog - Mango juice https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ad7ce56f-9b39-41c6-85b9-d737ddb3f983/IMG_1358.jpg Blog - Mango juice H&M white & black cap Again: Women’s hats at H&M during December and January. Goldmine. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ee7a0e37-2808-47c6-aef9-aa83458622a1/IMG_1352.jpg Blog - Mango juice Prada sling bag Picture it: Sydney, 2015. A beautiful bald peasant girl is hating his job for an enterprise software company, so he walks to Prada to escape the heat and stop thinking about senior leadership. He sees a new lineup of bags that look part messenger sling, part photog equipment bag. He holds the soft leather object in his hands, wishing it was a bit less than MSRP, especially since he would have preferred it with a leather strap instead of canvas. He puts the object down and leaves both Prada and the software company. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/57d7ca68-4044-4b4a-8a19-53eeadb75089/IMG_1349.jpg Blog - Mango juice Jennifer’s Body tee Love everything about this design. Admittedly, I’m more a fan of the t-shirt than the movie. Although it must be said that the great Kyle Gallner gives great eyeliner in the film. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f0681dbf-f65d-4440-9da0-9a0b21d2c899/IMG_1362.jpg Blog - Mango juice Balenciaga sneakers It’s a travesty that whenever someone mentions Balenciaga sneakers, chances are they’re referring to the Triple S. A very important person at work asked me at our Christmas party if I liked his red Triple S shoes, but I was already shaking my head with a look of spoiled milk on my face. These sneakers, for me, are much more visually pleasing, especially the pink / black / white / cracked pattern colorway. I love any sneaker with a sharp toe silhouette. They’re not the most comfortable sneakers though. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5ce1ca01-badc-402b-8b05-cbb12c771fe6/IMG_1328.jpg Blog - Mango juice I don’t understand my friends who love to learn. I sat down with the intention of figuring out an automation and aggregator script, but nearly five hours later none of it was working. Even ChatGPT was trying to calm me down, so I turned to beloved friends from the closet to make my failure sting a little less. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ba3fcf0b-3e82-4dc9-aca6-3eb5b83786e7/IMG_1351.jpg Blog - Mango juice Floral scarf The core of any of my outfits will always be ABC (all black clothing). But ABC in my twilight years might be a bit too . . . Bono. Seriously, if I’m in ABC and I put on sunglasses, you’ll hear the opening guitar to “Where The Streets Have No Name”. So breaking up the black is part and parcel of getting dressed. One trick: silk-like scarves, which easily elevate plain black tees and do something magical with leather jackets (see below)… https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/ive-started-getting-paranoid monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/633becea-edf0-4d87-ae07-21b4e05beee4/IMG_1310.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid Gold bracelet $10 at Wasteland. I’m waiting for it to oxidize and turn my wrist green. But it’s still beautiful. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/cb7e9801-46ff-465c-bab4-7e24f279b7e1/IMG_1312.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid Vintage Chanel bag The amount of gold in my outfit ruled out any ruthenium chains for today. I forget that the magnet clasp and medallion zipper pull of this bag are gold. Now I have Sam Sparro’s “Black and Gold” stuck in my head. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fc3e994d-c193-4e1d-9535-cf724d9d3d13/IMG_1294.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d78d79ff-f0de-4a37-b61e-fcdcbf086b38/IMG_1318.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4fe0f0d3-96f5-40bd-9492-6147a8252483/IMG_1317.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid Weekday denim trucker The denim trucker is my favorite piece of workwear, but they can be unforgiving for guys with a belly. When they’re cut so that they have quite a tapered fit when buttoned up, they look atrocious on me. I found this one at Weekday in Mayfair after an amazing high tea with my siblings. It fits perfectly (to my taste), but it’s starting to show fading in certain (ahem) areas. A part of me loves when something shows love and wear, a part of me wants to re-dye this guy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ab7c7cc2-17f4-4778-86da-aa4d2aba7020/IMG_1311.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid Blackmeans coin pouch My love for this everyday guy is such that I’ve started getting paranoid about when I’ll lose him. I actually sit on the couch and hold him in my hand - that’s how exquisite he is. To answer my friend’s question, I don’t carry coins in this pouch. He holds a spare house key, credit card, Listerine strips, and a knife. Don’t try me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d9c83cca-95e0-4284-8f94-d74aff8d4633/IMG_1316.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid Engineered Garments Workaday work shirt Fridays are spent working from home. I’m hanging this guy with my house robes as it’s a great piece to wear with giant flowy pants and house slippers, and presentable enough for Zoom calls. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/26ff3a8c-f9f3-4c86-ad2d-e92c986dd56c/IMG_1314.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid JW Anderson gold link loafers These are fundamentally Birkenstocks with big gold knockers slapped on. After years of wear, they’ve started squeaking when I walk. I think it’s the gold links rubbing against each other. The only solution I’ve found is to turn up the volume in my headphones. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7bf8e687-a013-4ea3-9c3a-2f3f7df8f861/IMG_1313.jpg Blog - Getting paranoid Suspiria 2018 tee My horror consumption has desensitized me to most graphic scenes, but when Pants and I watched this in the theater, Olga’s death scene did me in. The sound design had a lot to do with it. Before I knew it, I was feeling so lightheaded that my vision was going black around the edges and I couldn’t feel my extremities. I saw my field vision go up and I realized I was standing up and shakily making my way up the aisle and out of the Castro theater. Thankfully I didn’t pass out, but I had to text Pants an apology as I took an Uber home. I’ve since rewatched this movie and am fine. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/the-most-memorable-night-ever monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/703391c6-b0ea-4e5a-8bb9-bd35c87545f5/IMG_1272.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever Needles cardigan Another piece of clothing that reminds me of upholstery or a vintage rug. In other words, enchanting. It’s thin, which doesn’t provide maximum warmth (which is fine - I run hot), yet allows for endless layering. I particularly love when this print peeps out from under black leather. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b2144fef-c8fa-4fec-bffd-f034075e4e4f/IMG_1266.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever Prada fringe loafer I found the unadorned version on The Real Real about 4 years after wearing the studded fringe loafer. All-black comfort, plays well with formalwear, and offers some visual interest. The easiest online purchase. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9a55c141-b014-4492-99e6-3998c31c319a/IMG_1367.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f88b379a-4464-4f07-b865-c50f3debced8/IMG_1268.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever Tiger scarf Some girls are drawn to flowers or bows or maritime imagery in their outfits. If I see animal symbols, I’m going to reach for it. When wrapped around the neck in a tight boy scout fashion, it’s distorted to yellow flecks on dark blue, but sometimes people spot the teeth or eyes and it’s like spotting the cute kitty playing hide and seek with you. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c8eca835-8306-4390-8984-971fe09c33ec/IMG_1269.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever Johnson Leathers Type 3 jacket Always. Always. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/10480d03-0a2a-41df-8c6b-fb9cd076c095/IMG_1245.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever What started out as a desire to wear the green Needles cardigan in our chilly office resulted in me toeing the line on a midlife crisis look. Whatever. Layering green on pink on yellow through print is fun. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/468591d1-ab35-4b9f-bb49-52314419973c/IMG_1267.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever Point Blank tee It’s tempting to romanticize the thrifted tee, but the reality is it’s a hazardous item. Did the previous owner wear it to the gym? Is it aging me in a way that makes me look like a senior citizen shopping at Urban Outfitters? Is it promoting an obscure jam band that’s prone to 9 minute guitar solos? I fucking hate guitar solos. But I love pink talons. I’ll pretend this is some Pacific Northwest college band whose cult following appreciates a catchy hook and knowing a song should quit at the 3:30 mark. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/09b04a73-d074-408c-8d29-feaa26b85520/IMG_1271.jpg Blog - The most memorable night ever Chanel Edinburgh bag The 2012/2013 runway show that featured this bag stays with me. I love Chanel’s history with tweed and Scotland, a place that holds a special place in my heart (their accents, Fran Healy, Scottish John, fish and chips in Oban, my Scottish family in Bishopbriggs, the most memorable night ever in Aberdeen…). The collection’s display in a wintry medieval setting - that’s my idea of fashion. Especially if it brings to mind Queen Bavmorda in Willow. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/modern-stuff monthly 0.5 2025-02-20 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/90b4ce03-3113-4c26-bd4c-28a640fc0e04/IMG_1225.jpg Blog - Modern stuff Engineered Garments scarf / poncho A sconcho? A parf? However you call it, it’s a two-for-one investment that works particularly well on planes. I used to have 3 of these but lost one somehow, somewhere. Ah well, appreciate the kids who lived. Guys compliment me when I wear these, and often say that they wish they could wear a poncho. I say it’s your Christian duty to own anything cape-like. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8d877d88-d638-495a-a58b-d125ea9f3cbf/IMG_1226.jpg Blog - Modern stuff Prada loafers Bought from the Prada SoHo flagship store like 9 years ago. Has it really been that long? They remind me of the studded fringe from their 2009 collection. They also remind me of a spider eyes, or the Ohmu from Nausicaä. Stately, modern, kooky, and a little sinister. Quintessential Prada. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b71bef2d-62c4-488f-9cae-934c396ad248/IMG_1223.jpg Blog - Modern stuff Pulp sweatshirt Pulp Vintage in Monti sells vintage items and reworked / new items under their own label. Odd stuff. They had these tie necklaces that I went gaga over. I ended up bringing three of them home, but I haven’t been able to make any of them work. I smell a challenge. I’m not sure if these are actual Fornasetti prints. No matter. I’m not much for sweatshirts, but this one is special. Super wide, cropped, with velvety Fornasetti-like ladies to keep me company. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0f7344d9-3f77-4a04-8d67-7d58b4fc032e/IMG_1198.jpg Blog - Modern stuff https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/74e688a8-0e04-45df-996b-7f304cce7819/IMG_1221.jpg Blog - Modern stuff I can’t write every day so my new new resolution is to post here Wednesdays (covering Sun - Weds looks) and Sundays (Thurs - Sat). Like anyone cares. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/tailfin monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d7b2e520-febf-487c-ad3b-c9ef51bd3402/IMG_1179.jpg Blog - Tailfin J.Crew scarf Back in the day, J.Crew released a wilder, more brazen collection called Collection (:/), which was basically Jenna Lyons unleashed. I loved its maximalism (piles and piles of texture, color, pattern, materials). Of course they didn’t make a Collection for men. But I do have this scarf, and whenever I pull it out, I’m inspired to mix it with more More MORE. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c6fa0e80-c4af-4020-bba1-26e5b95c9ff6/IMG_1178.jpg Blog - Tailfin Weekday vest Putting this on, it hit me how much I took for granted having access to the Amsterdam Weekday store 4x a year. I miss every floor of that store. This cropped buttoned-up layer paired very well with the Needles jacket. The combo felt like Prada 2010. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7589d8d9-79f7-4913-96c3-ed0317492e47/IMG_1177.jpg Blog - Tailfin Acne Studios Distortion bag First saw this bag at Liberty’s, shortly after I bought the Prada Brique. It’s like when you land the perfect husband and then see someone edgier on your honeymoon. He’s angular, striking, offbeat, and feels / smells so good. The amazing thing about this bag: when worn sidesaddle, it gives your silhouette a sporty tailfin. Anything that makes you look like a vintage car is a keeper. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/084c25ad-824a-4fb5-85e1-8509408f4a74/IMG_1227.jpg Blog - Tailfin Needles jacket As close to camo as I’ll ever allow in my wardrobe. The super tactile cotton and tarnished colors of this trucker jacket remind me of upholstery. Anything that looks and feels like old furniture is a good thing. 80% off retail is also a good thing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2357d6fd-02eb-4709-a09f-ebfad517c38c/IMG_1157.jpg Blog - Tailfin - Make it stand out Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7a5b7b0e-e514-447f-81e1-30c47a2c5827/IMG_1376.jpg Blog - Tailfin https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8dc82d60-89e1-4636-b969-8140db5c9aa7/IMG_1175.jpg Blog - Tailfin Gucci loafers My first pair of Gucci shoes. Bought roughly 15 years ago while shopping with Terrence Trent, when downtown had retail for men. I really couldn’t afford such things but these were too pretty to pass up. These are very Alessandro Michele, but years before his time as creative director. One of my oldest items. Scuffed with love. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/random-coinage monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/27ae32a1-4a22-466f-903a-8e972dea23e3/IMG_1224.jpg Blog - Random coinage Tokyo robe I bought this with the full intention of wearing it as a coat around the city. I wore it before Christmas around Russian Hill and felt pretty conspicuous. Building up the courage to give it a second go on the streets, but only paired with an outfit that is entirely modern. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0640868c-59de-4426-997f-11ab4278be35/IMG_1187.jpg Blog - Random coinage https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7a496cb5-e250-4632-88d5-507775d8db5c/IMG_1370.jpg Blog - Random coinage I work from home on Mondays, so… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/50ec0e15-1bb4-4b93-8ed7-30020b984046/IMG_1222.jpg Blog - Random coinage - Make it stand out I can’t remember the name of the shop where I found this guy, but it was in Koenji. The proprietor was really cool, a little grungy, selling reworked traditional garb. He had a little shop, with a big tarp you had to draw back in order to enter. When I saw this, I immediately threw it on and fell in love with the panoply of lines, faces, African trimming, and random coinage. It deserves to be worn as outerwear on the streets. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/a-new-age monthly 0.5 2025-02-01 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/882e014b-61be-4d6d-ace4-2f9f779dc8de/IMG_1118.jpg Blog - A new age Anthropologie hat Men of the world: It’s a new age. I implore you to consider the fancy caps on clearance at your local Anthro. Yes, has some tinsel threaded throughout, but at least you’ll give your girlfriend / wife something pretty to look at while you’re regaling her with highlights from your latest golf outing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/066ffb91-df8c-41d1-b32d-d34f2fdfece7/IMG_1121.jpg Blog - A new age Skingraft gloves I’ve seen Iris Law wear fingerless gloves to great effect, and since she and I are basically twins, I figured I’d give it a go. These LA finds deserve more airtime, but I’m wary of looking like a middle-aged cosplayer or something. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7c2d3662-b733-4ea4-bfe8-532304eabac5/IMG_1123.jpg Blog - A new age Zara wool coat Not a big Zara fan (size exclusive, usually weak construction), but this guy has been a trooper and I got him half off. Wearing it around the city feels like walking around in a blank made of 60% Manteco wool and adorned with brooches (not sure if I’ll keep the square one - keeps looking more and more like a Post-It). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/728d7542-edcc-4866-9d64-5f4922b58d0f/IMG_1129.jpg Blog - A new age Cognomen vest I lengthened the ties so that they trail closer to my ankle. Still paranoid they’ll get caught in something or stepped on, but YOLO. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/300352a7-591f-4f31-aaa6-bc466ccac4b4/IMG_1094.jpg Blog - A new age Second verse, same as the first - but ditched the fur and swapped the leather jacket out for a full coat. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f9cbbc56-de46-4c4f-a0df-ee0d754549c4/IMG_1117.jpg Blog - A new age Johnson Leathers Type 3 jacket Special jackets often feature an element of surprise. When I originally had this made, we were going to use a different lining that had more brown and orange. I’m glad they ran short on fabric, as this blue patchwork has delighted its fair share of people (myself included). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f2482e40-5739-446c-b60f-3c55eab934d9/IMG_1119.jpg Blog - A new age One432 statistic slippers The equivalent of M.I.A.’s Galang video in shoe form: war and conflict, with vivid graphics depicting a stat on bomb-related casualties (according to the salesperson). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/70c8cc52-44e3-4bbe-9fd0-e26a987d67ea/IMG_1374.jpg Blog - A new age A chilly Sunday morning calls for fruit bowl, endless tea, and catch up calls with some Londoners. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3be80756-dc26-414f-8798-df842fe9f36a/IMG_1124.jpg Blog - A new age Anthropologie muff I think of The Little Princess or Russian royalty when I wear this. Purchased that cold December when I moved into my current place. Found in the sales clearance room of the now-defunct downtown Anthro (RIP). Feels even better than it looks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/00df89f5-9198-4f77-b62b-f2ebfbccc68e/IMG_1093.jpg Blog - A new age https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b1dc97db-78e1-4f03-be0e-c5c78c353972/IMG_1120.jpg Blog - A new age Chanel Edinburgh bag The fur, the leather jacket, the gloves - together, they required a soft bag with rugged hardware. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/the-grandeur monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ebee604d-d2bc-47cc-8c54-2285e1c64257/IMG_1059.jpg Blog - The grandeur H&M sweater The quiet luxury look has everyone talking about quality knitwear, but they’re not high on my investment scale. I live in California and prefer layering with scarves, cardigans or outwear to adapt to San Francisco’s microclimates. As such, the handful of sweaters I needn’t have high wool content, and I’m happy to find them on sale at H&M. One weird policy of mine when I consider high street knits or coats: I avoid black (opting for gray, navy, or oat tones), traditional cuts / tailoring, and favor a generous fit (not baggy but oversized). I’ll always go for the generous gray coat with the dropped sleeve over a nipped-in black traditional coat at H&M. In doing so, I land on pieces that look more expensive than they actually are. Vaio asked me if this was cashmere, and I proudly said it was a poly-blend from the women’s sales rack at H&M. And it feels great. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/17723631-ce34-4df6-90ba-3679dbc292a2/IMG_1070.jpg Blog - The grandeur One432 star slippers These normally come in white canvas with black leather stars, but I had them make a version in black leather with white stars. With the gold stripes, this is something of my take on a sports shoe (for lazy city strolling and rifling through the women’s section). But in the face of fading Christmas ornamentation, these jutes with stars and gold thread allow me to be the tinsel in this town. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/da190f05-6a75-4667-b0ad-eabeeaaad822/IMG_1066.jpg Blog - The grandeur Mint Designs socks Had the good fortune to speak with the ladies behind Mint Designs while shopping overseas. Some really amazing jackets / coats, but I had to exercise restraint after spending a year thinning out my closet. Must remember to avoid throwing into the dryer - they feel like they’ll shrink to toddler size. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/602ca640-a9ba-4527-87f3-e288418139d6/IMG_1051.jpg Blog - The grandeur https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/c9d50036-6043-4e3d-ab1b-73a26aa45471/IMG_1069.jpg Blog - The grandeur Chanel Bombay Boy Bag To keep the jingle bell rock spirit alive. One thing about Chanel Boy: Aesthetically, they’re my favorite of all the Chanel bag bags (its mannish size, the chunky ruthenium chain suits my proportions better than a dainty leather-woven one, and I love its tie to the tragic Boy Capel). But the one design element I don’t like on the traditional Boy bag is that the chain is attached to the flap, not the main compartment of the bag. There are Boy bags that correct this flaw. The Boy Reverso, which is my first Boy bag and continues to be a hero piece. And then this guy, which is in every aspect a traditional Boy bag (with the diamond quilting on the main flap, not the trim), but smartly holds the bag at its sides instead of the flap. I also wanted this bag for the removable straps (and sometimes an outfit calls for a thick leather strap instead of ruthenium). https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1a87052f-7fcd-434b-94c0-bb6edce88262/IMG_1057.jpg Blog - The grandeur Pilcro denim coat On any day, in any Anthropologie, you’ll find some guy sitting on the sidelines, scrolling through his phone as he waits for his wife or girlfriend to shop. But there’s so much for men! Like a glazed bowl from which to sip his morning coffee with both hands, Moroccan themed towels to make his bathroom feel like a spa, or a piece of outerwear like what’s pictured above. This coat is my favorite, most-used purchase from Anthro (apart from my duvet cover and green cake cutter - other manly items). It’s basically an elongated denim trucker turned into something that feels more like a duster. I use it a lot to offset metallic or ornate shoes. You could be wearing a very adventurous outfit, throw this guy on, and suddenly you’re a chic gay rancher in Colorado having an affair with the town sheriff or something. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0a32980d-7a45-462a-91f2-b98ee2fc87de/IMG_1074.jpg Blog - The grandeur https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/bc784a92-59f1-4661-85c5-dc5988327cfe/IMG_1064.jpg Blog - The grandeur H&M cap Some gloss to play with texture and offset the coziness of the outfit. Vaio took photos of me during lunch to show how the grandeur of the Rotunda bounced off of my head. So there’s that. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/literally-literally monthly 0.5 2025-02-07 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2d9dc8b5-2777-4d6b-b1e1-f551a26acacc/IMG_0999.jpg Blog - Literally - literally H&M hat Another holiday hat from the women’s section. I’m telling you… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/52602a22-08dd-4535-84c8-c68b4fe70bf8/IMG_1001.jpg Blog - Literally - literally Prada Brique bag The first iteration of this bag (with two main compartments and a full leather strap), purchased in Rome, November 2018. I sat on the Spanish Steps and watched the Prada sales associates set this bag out in the window display (back when Prada faced the fountain - now it’s Moncler). I waited until they opened, walked straight in, and asked to try the bag. The best impulse purchase ever. Wore it as my go-to crossbody bag for two years straight. It was cute to carry as a handbag while going out for hot tea. Yes, hot tea was the highlight of my Friday. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6cf35f49-8103-4751-b4ee-e6fe63a843b0/IMG_0979.jpg Blog - Literally - literally https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7e01995f-f911-4885-a712-bfe450788be5/IMG_1006.jpg Blog - Literally - literally An interesting feature of this piece: it has something of a zip trunk in the back. I’m glad I pulled this out because I found one of my handkerchiefs. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/1a36f501-39aa-41f4-9cfe-f64ab3184686/IMG_1004.jpg Blog - Literally - literally Undercoverism coat It’s like tailoring a piece of streetwear out of tarp or garbage bags - in the best possible sense. This coat has the same effect as Mylar or space jackets - it effectively traps your body heat. When I was trying this on in Tokyo, two other American guys looked at me in the mirror and said it looked cool. I was fanning myself and told them it was already making me hot, which led to a conversation about gym rats who wear Hefty bags when working out to sweat more. Not the most convincing sell, but I love how this super sackable piece of outerwear recalls Missy Elliott and Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman. MEOW. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4133450a-f218-4944-ac34-e2f41883619a/IMG_1003.jpg Blog - Literally - literally https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fa5809e5-c5b2-42e3-a627-1a1740055114/IMG_0998.jpg Blog - Literally - literally Leather plimsolls The only shoe that fits my swollen left foot at the moment. But not complaining. Look at the sharpness of the silhouette! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/68a45aff-1536-4746-9041-e0624c00f5f2/IMG_0995.jpg Blog - Literally - literally Roroldo (?) scarf (can’t read the tag - and not coming up online) The vintage shopping in Shimokitazawa is abundant but pointless for Americans, as it’s overwhelming Americana clothing. However, I did score an amazing little leather trunk, and this scarf. This really has to be the last scarf I buy because I literally - literally - have three drawers’ worth of scarves. But this one is an interesting guy: substantial but super lofty (the wind easily picks it up, and it’s designed in a way that, when wrapped, creates a resilient standing collar that ties in place. Bonus points for the color and the ends. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/shaving-off-my-eyebrows monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/9b6d691c-4d93-42f8-b693-0b19232500c4/IMG_0880.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows Rick Owens Alice leather jacket The hazards of window shopping before dinner plans. Found this guy at Saks, in the women’s section, and it perfectly fit (somewhere between a leather shirt and a cropped jacket). The sales woman pointed out it was already on sale but with an additional 50% reduction. Now, I try to practice the habit of thinking honestly to myself whenever faced with a steep discount: Do you love this item enough that you would’ve purchased it full price? Truth be told, no, not at the retail price, but it feels unbelievable when worn. I showed up at Del Popolo with this guy in a garment bag. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/0d17c9e7-8865-4047-9f87-f42c42a23fa0/IMG_0870.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows Suspiria tee I love horror in fashion. In my younger years I quietly enjoyed looking like a villain in hiding. These days I’m taking a more literal approach. I found this shirt online. I’ve always been a big proponent of black/white/pink, so this was a no-brainer. I got a lot of compliments on it while in Chicago, of all places. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/13a584e7-cef5-485a-b247-02ce57d346e8/IMG_0882.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows I’ve always loved the world of Rick Owens, but having owned and sold a number of Rick items over the years, I concede that most of that world doesn’t work on me. I’m a disciple of black clothes, but clearly I’m also a fan of mixing things and breaking up an all-black look. Plus, I feel like his clothes would work better on me if I was taller or had long hair (any hair, for that matter). Then again, I could maybe try a Rick Owens look while being completely bald and shaving off my eyebrows. Anyone can be edgy, but that’s not the look I’m after. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e2cb08c4-b0d6-4d41-b934-3405171b6dd7/IMG_1379.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d09f21db-13cb-4ebb-bc1c-3e63e687a687/IMG_0871.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/fe4538a3-72d0-47a0-8bd9-9e34038a6cea/IMG_0873.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows H&M cap Say what you will about H&M, but I am an avid patron of the house of Hennes & Mauritz. My workhorse basics are all H&M: my stack of black tees, my all-time favorite pair of black denim, and the best skinny ankle trousers (they make amazing women’s pants for men!). These foundational items have lasted me YEARS, with none of them costing more than $25. I’m always eager to check out their women’s caps during the holidays when they mark them down closer to Christmas and New Years. I usually find one special cap that I’ll wear during the holidays, and this one was on sale for $5. I debuted it at BJ’s when I met with my sister and her family for gift exchanging. The first thing my nephew said to me: “That’s a shiny hat,” to which I rightly said “Duh.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/2fff27d4-b8db-4c88-8868-a48bb809ae88/IMG_0874.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows Topologie bag I heavily rely on Topologie cords and pouches when I travel. Their Wares system is so functional: carry the cord + pouch as an airport crossbody, then when I’m on the plane I swap the cord to tether my phone to my person, and stow the pouch containing antibac, earplugs, charging cords, and sleeping pills nearby. Plus, it’s just plain fun to adjust the strap length with knots. Aesthetically, I love how this guy looks like a toy. Anything functional and playful is a keeper in my book. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/db2d39b6-288c-4125-89cd-b0e8f65f5a79/IMG_0876.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows White leather shoes The only pair of shoes I purchased on my last Tokyo trip. No name, Made in England, extremely soft white leather, and a sharp silhouette. $28. I like that they look like nurse shoes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/aec87ac2-cfeb-4a48-8498-86e76cf3296d/IMG_0862.jpg Blog - Shaving off my eyebrows https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/men-of-a-certain-age monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/21c31a78-2482-44b5-972b-ba855d6e81d7/IMG_0764.jpg Blog - Men of a certain age Bravo Charlie coat One of those one-of-a-kind finds at the Renegade Craft Fair, with sleeves and a coat hem that hit at the right length. The first time I tried it on, there was an immediate reaction from passersby. It’s a beautiful coat made of upcycled material, but it does require bravery; it’s undoubtedly a statement coat that can feel like you’re saying “NOTICE ME!” when worn. What’s interesting is a lot of straight guys have come up to me to ask about it. Dogs are also drawn to me when I wear this guy. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/3950f399-c6f0-43d3-a33d-d21f976d7e34/IMG_0771.jpg Blog - Men of a certain age Rabbit tee I’ve heard (and been told) that men of a certain age shouldn’t wear graphic tees. I say it depends on the tee and how you wear it. Then again, if you love it, who cares what people say - wear what you love before the Rapture is upon us. This no-name tee was from my only trip to Budapest. I was super sick at that time too. Good times. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/715149ab-900d-49da-9220-e4424e778350/IMG_1378.jpg Blog - Men of a certain age https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7740c44d-72fc-4c50-b978-875072e7041e/IMG_0755.jpg Blog - Men of a certain age https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6e49ffcb-8a9d-4751-aa87-4e0fe82d7d76/IMG_0779.jpg Blog - Men of a certain age https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d3ce0a9b-7db7-4762-9be0-7a8b9f461f3f/IMG_0786.jpg Blog - Men of a certain age Vintage Chanel flap bag This is the oldest bag I own, circa 1995. No hardware, no chains, lined in oxblood leather. It feels like an all-black-clothing YouTuber’s take on a Chanel bag. It feels like it’s from an actual Chanel mens line. It kinda looks fake. I love it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/d046c87f-abd8-45cc-a4ab-bec73efa93cd/IMG_0781.jpg Blog - Men of a certain age One432 R2D2 slippers When I spotted these at Chelsea Market I was drawn to the abstract design. I had no clue they were R2D2 until people on the street started pointing at my feet and yelling “R2!”. Despite having been described as a Sith, I’m not the biggest Star Wars fan. I was wearing these shoes on the day I found the Bravo Charlie coat, which made the try on even more serendipitous. I tend to pair them together as I find they help diffuse each other’s visual noise, if that makes sense. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/a-tall-handsome-guy-in-his-promising-20s monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/b2a890d4-4569-4a04-93f4-4667a00d76d2/IMG_0712.jpg Blog - A tall handsome guy in his promising 20s Prada loafers I love me a Prada loafer, but the unfinished feel on the inner sides of these shoes (when worn sans socks) has always bothered me. It’s a gross feeling, like rubbing your feet against previously wet, pulpy cardboard that has since dried and leaves its shavings between your toes. The toe shape and blue highlights are its redeeming qualities, but they’ve sat out of sight on the top shelf of my closet for at least a year. After wearing with them to MoMA with thin socks, they’ve proven to be much more comfy. I think I’ll be wearing these more often this winter / spring. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/87a226ac-8577-40c2-a422-09ba1947ae9d/IMG_0725.jpg Blog - A tall handsome guy in his promising 20s https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/6a6de089-424a-47bb-9d7b-a165ddde6c2e/IMG_0703.jpg Blog - A tall handsome guy in his promising 20s https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/49b6760b-4c85-48ce-b976-8361f11e4fae/IMG_0723.jpg Blog - A tall handsome guy in his promising 20s Sugar Street Weavers cardigan Sugar Street knits have caught my eye at random shops because of their texture, but most of the artwork is too Country Time Lemonade for my liking. This was the first design that looked more pop art. I was lured by the sartorial challenge of defying the odds and making this cute cardigan work with my style. A canine cardigan magic trick. Sometimes I’m just an idiot. I finally challenged myself to wear this in public, and I didn’t feel like myself one bit, precisely because it’s just not me and it never will be. I had to dampen its wholesome charm with a black J.Crew scarf. I should gift this puppy to a tall handsome guy in his promising 20s, and stick to clothes befitting an aging city witch. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/119ac6b6-c4ef-4eb0-803d-ecda3ada1c35/IMG_1390.jpg Blog - A tall handsome guy in his promising 20s https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/dessert-is-a-good-thing monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/731cf25c-ef4e-4b24-b21b-eabbcfb80856/IMG_0743.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8670d2c0-00cf-48ab-9723-089084a6f20b/IMG_0805.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Fake Celine leather tote I swear I don’t seek out fakes when I’m in Rome. But I was in a big vintage shop in Trastevere, chockablock with used leather bags (and cool rope necklaces), when I found this guy. I was smitten with its capacious size, metal feet, the glorious hand of the leather. The shopkeeper warned me that it was fake, hence its low price, but brand was irrelevant. I bought this tote for being a fantastic, floppy, functional feat of leather. You could carry fussy twins in this thing and I promise it’d pacify them while getting better with age. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a6107a6b-1b64-417f-af17-0af677dcc175/IMG_0807.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e65f7a39-8a97-43c7-b4fe-74389ebf0821/IMG_0814.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5cd0753f-979e-4c21-a8ce-8df16b76089c/IMG_1380.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ef699b59-6ca1-4c54-b932-fde83ede51ce/IMG_0795.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Johnson Leathers Type 3 cowhide jacket Last year when I hung out with Lincolnshire Atom in Seattle, I brought this guy with me to brave the elements. Atom marveled at how heavy it was, and he still hasn’t forgotten how it could stand up on its own stiffness. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/4612f9ff-2f8d-4423-9e84-afab41d3359e/IMG_0813.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Vintage handheld mirror How do I explain this… Some people are afraid of dying while on the toilet. I’m convinced (and worried) they’ll find me having passed on to my great reward holding a mirror to my face, my expression frozen in disbelief and horror upon seeing the ravages of time. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a74a6b8c-9bc1-4ab3-bc3e-72edc6220639/IMG_0767.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Heart t-shirt I’m not one for vintage band tees, but my love for the Wilson sisters makes this my most prized shirt. Found in Buffalo Exchange while attending Money20/20 in Vegas for like $20. The collar is fading fast but I don’t care - I will wear it at the home when I’m bedridden. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/cae372aa-5661-4df7-b90d-48951b15d4b4/IMG_0792.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Burberry plastic clutch I will say: I love Daniel Lee’s take on Burberry, especially after the horrible reign of Riccardo Tisci. I love his exaggerated zoom-in on the check pattern, his use of purple and yellow, the cuts, the ads. But I was especially delighted to see Lee course correct what Tisci did to the logo; I’ve always loved the Prorsum emblem, but he resurrected it with the historic font, in that wonderful shade of blue. When I saw that he made a plastic tote bag and clutch that indulged in the new logo, I wanted a piece of it, but the prices were shocking (they seemed out of touch with reality). I resigned myself to look at the Burberry outlet in Vegas after the collection was a season or two old (I’m not rich, and I don’t pay full price for most things). Imagine my delight when I found the clutch exactly where I’d hoped - at the outlet, a year later, on sale with an additional 40% off. Yet even with the significant price slash, I was skeptical about buying logo mania clutch and made out of plastic. That is, until I picked it up off the display shelf and felt it for the first time. The plastic feels…LUSH. Call it British ingenuity (or alchemy). It’s stitched in a way that gives it a supple, padded texture. There are nights when I’ve held it in my hands while watching Hulu. Plastic magic. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/f04138ee-08b5-4c96-9ca7-80acdd142f65/IMG_0803.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Urban Outfitters cap I think I bought this at Urban in Seattle, but don’t quote me. All I know is when I first saw this hat I loved how it looked exactly like a churro. Anything that makes you look like dessert is a good thing. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/58f00676-329e-41ea-8d2e-c262b6eed96c/IMG_0800.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing I’ve broken him in more over the year. I especially love how the back panels look. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/60228dd6-498e-44db-b150-75c5c28148e8/IMG_0765.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Fake Gucci flora scarf When I saw one of the many men on the streets of Rome selling fake designer scarves, this one caught my eye. Not for what it purports to be, but because it looks like comic book art when it’s wrapped and draped around the neck. It resembles a battle scene - at least when I look at it. Maybe it’s just me. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/8c1e9073-0fb3-4400-a686-b5233592ce51/IMG_0776.jpg Blog - Dessert is a good thing Golden Goose suede sneakers I’m ashamed to admit that I have a few pairs of Golden Goose sneakers. The shame stems from the fact that they’re exorbitant Italian skater shoes that are neither comfy nor uncomfy, intentionally scuffed, and mostly worn by people who don’t skate (points to self). Are they any better than Chucks, Feiyue or any other plimsoll? Hell no. But when found pre-loved at a fifth of their retail price, I’m an idiot who suddenly needs red sneakers to go with his leather jacket. I like these shoes, and I deserve your finger wagging. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/underdo monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/ceff4f94-e1e4-4f58-961b-6bdd2052ab1e/IMG_0721.jpg Blog - Underdo Sunflower paisley jacket I’m not much for paisley, but I am very much for anything that looks like a rug or carpet sample as outwear. When I found this velvety guy while heartbroken and directionless in Toronto last year, it offered me a much-needed cozy hug. Literally. It’s easy to get hot in this thing if you naturally run hot It gets a lot of name-calling, but whenever someone derides it for looking like something that belongs on the floor, it only makes me even more proud to be its owner. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/90645ffd-4c00-4a06-b3b4-ff3e1b7607c2/IMG_0715.jpg Blog - Underdo Gucci horsebit tiger loafers I’m not a Gucci Stan. I am, however, a lifelong devotee to mythology, the blurring of gender lines in clothing, nerds in glasses, and animal symbolism. In other words, I’m a fan of the Alessandro Michele epoch at Gucci, when he came to the fore after years in the background and turned the brand into his fully realized universe of geeks, clashing influences, and modern mysticism. While the quality of Gucci leather goods pales in comparison to other houses (in my opinion, based on what I own), Michele turned me, for his brief period as Creative Director, into a true believer. Before he came into power, my wardrobe was bereft of wolves, bees, serpents, and green tigers with red eyes. I love these shoes but fuck do they scuff easily. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e6ce2429-cef3-4550-bc71-7dadc87317ab/IMG_0735.jpg Blog - Underdo https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/017342b1-e214-433d-9a25-1330eb540d44/IMG_0696.jpg Blog - Underdo https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/a4cab285-d41e-4a31-b450-a46462d94ef7/IMG_0709.jpg Blog - Underdo Loewe Puzzle bag What a difference a strap makes. One of the earlier versions of the Puzzle bag (with D ring and white corner logo stamp), this beloved (and somewhat scuffed) buddy has since been taking a backseat to more camera bag styles in my closet over the past few years. My criticism of the bag has always been the crossbody strap being a little too skinny. I finally bit the bullet this year while in Europe and bought a new strap (cheaper than if I had purchased in the US). Since swapping straps, I’ve been wearing this guy more and more. Call it a Puzzle renaissance. https://www.rhymeswithbag.com/blog/performative-parents monthly 0.5 2025-01-28 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/e3fa2afa-4160-4821-a60e-2d0c3b6c35c0/IMG_0643.jpg Blog - Performative parents https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/092186a8-540f-4bd8-8154-6b74142d8099/IMG_0677.jpg Blog - Performative parents Anthropologie hat I’m trying to branch out of baseball caps. I like the idea of becoming the old Asian guy with gray facial hair and a wide brim hat a la Yohji. But after going from one milliner to the next in NYC, Rome and Tokyo, all I found were pricey wool or rabbit fedoras that made me look like a Blues Brother or wannabe mafioso. I can’t begin to describe how dumb I look in a Borsalino. Who would’ve thought that the perfect hat was waiting for me at the Anthro in Carlsbad? In the sales section, with an added 40% off sales price? I handed this guy over to my brother and informed him this was his Christmas gift for me. He actually wrapped it up in a messy fashion instead of slapping a bow on the shopping bag. The circumference of the brim still takes some getting used to, and I worry that it makes me look like Debbie Gibson or Natalie Merchant from the 80s, but I’ve looked worse. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/7c9ebcce-dc91-4f6d-b6e8-418fdaeb6da7/IMG_1384.jpg Blog - Performative parents https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/5a181120-3e09-46db-b6fc-f70566d45506/IMG_0682.jpg Blog - Performative parents Isabel Marant sneakers I tried to roll with Rick Owens Converse shoes, but they made me walk funny. They also felt a bit too … effortful. And yes, I know I could’ve just grabbed a pair of Chucks. Isabel has treated me well though, and I’ve been wearing these to death over the past couple of months. We’ll see how long they last. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/dffc002c-d916-4a7c-baf3-a946c228543c/IMG_0676.jpg Blog - Performative parents Prada jacket Sigh. Picked this guy up during my first Twixmas trip with Operetta in the UK. What a treasure. This is from one of my all-time favorite menswear collections (Prada 2015 autumn winter). I have a bag from the same collection that I need to bring back into rotation… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/69828250-6c13-4a13-8d15-f9f7c368bb6f/IMG_0645.jpg Blog - Performative parents Cognomen vest Purchased from Groovin in Monti, thanks to one of the loveliest sales clerks. Not gonna lie - I had some sticker shock (after buying), but this little guy’s proven to be a multi-day-a-week layering piece that upgrades any t-shirt. 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Too flashy for the surfer / military crowd, and didn’t want to sound like a chorus of Jingle Bells while walking the mall or shopping for produce at Sprouts. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/676630668186c130e2e0bc5f/dbd24c52-58b7-4426-af40-05906ee7c54c/IMG_0673.jpg Blog - Patent leather is meant to be scuffed Johnson Leathers Type 1 jacket Custom-made less than a year ago in phantom horsehide. I’m trying to batter the desired patina out of this guy. He’s squeaky, which I was surprised to learn some leather heads are into - to the point where they try numerous tricks to maintain that sound. 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